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Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 20:15:36 No.16645113 View View Reply Original Report

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How do I become a pagan?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 20:17:25 No.16645114 Report

Quoted By: >>16645117

If you're not saved by the blood of Christ, you pretty much already are. Congratulations I guess.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 20:17:40 No.16645115 Report

Quoted By: >>16645128

>>16645113
you must stan trans rights and watch marvel

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 20:18:21 No.16645116 Report

Quoted By: >>16645118

>>16645113
1. go to the woods
2. get fucked in the anus while kneeled in the dirt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 20:18:26 No.16645117 Report

Quoted By: >>16645119 >>16646332 >>16646353

>>16645114
fpbp. without Jesus your life makes no sense

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 20:19:41 No.16645118 Report

Quoted By: >>16645124

>>16645116
obvious projection
kys eurofag

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 20:20:03 No.16645119 Report

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>>16645117
bump. fpbp

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 20:21:14 No.16645120 Report

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>>16645113
>be European (you have already failed)
>be connected to your ancestors and land (you have already failed)
>reject Judeo-Christian Satanic cults

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 20:23:23 No.16645121 Report

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Christianity is a Jewish trap made for the European gentiles
if you give your soul to Jesus, you will unironically go to hell
you will be tormented for all eternity by YWHE (a jealous desert demon)

reject judeo-Christianity
reject satanic desert cults

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 20:23:30 No.16645122 Report

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>>16645113
3 grams psilocybe semilanceata in the glorious european nature should do it, provided you are huwhite

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 20:25:18 No.16645123 Report

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>Christians hate this

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 20:25:51 No.16645124 Report

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>>16645118
How are your knees mudmarican?
Can you still hold your poo in?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 20:27:25 No.16645125 Report

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Step 1 - find a master who's had the rites and lore passed down to him through an unbroken chain of initiations who can induct you into the practice.

Step 2 - Give up because step 1 is impossible and there's nothing left of those old ways but a loose collection of partial records cobbled together by archaeologists and historians. Paganism is over.

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1 post by this ID Wed 07 Dec 2022 20:27:32 No.16645126 Report

Quoted By: >>16646335

>>16645113
It's easy, it is just like all other religions. Just pretend bullshit is true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 20:28:06 No.16645127 Report

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>>16645113
pledge allegiance to the devil and call him another name, Idk. I am not here to think for you

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1 post by this ID Wed 07 Dec 2022 20:28:37 No.16645128 Report

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>>16645115
There is more to it then that. You need a rock collection and a hat, you fuck demon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 20:28:53 No.16645129 Report

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>>16645113
Fuck off varg.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2022 20:29:24 No.16645130 Report

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>>16645113
just play skyrim 12 hours a day

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PpL6YSa4 Wed 07 Dec 2022 20:38:23 No.16645295 Report

Quoted By: >>16646301

>>16645113
The word Pagan literally means non Christian. If you're not a Christian, you already are a Pagan.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cHgNyuJb Wed 07 Dec 2022 23:43:30 No.16646301 Report

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>>16645295
The word pagan means person of the countryside it was used by romans to speak of the people from conquered lands even before Rome became christian, so no it does not literally mean non christian...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RENfbOSh Wed 07 Dec 2022 23:50:18 No.16646328 Report

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>>16645113
Get as many shrooms as possible.

Eat them all on a night with a full moon,

Go for a walk.

Worship whatever shows up.

Your results may vary.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RENfbOSh Wed 07 Dec 2022 23:51:52 No.16646332 Report

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>>16645117
Dude, Jesus doesn't make much sense if you think about it

God was his own dad and his own son and then killed himself so he could save humanity from himself.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RENfbOSh Wed 07 Dec 2022 23:52:43 No.16646335 Report

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>>16645126
Best post.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xerFPKs6 Wed 07 Dec 2022 23:58:58 No.16646353 Report

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>>16645117
2000 year old jewish zombie somehow "watches over" me, makes perfect sense...

Except no it doesn't stupid POORchugeeze /pol/tard

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nzoY6ETV Thu 08 Dec 2022 00:37:42 No.16647214 Report

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