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What would you have done if you had a time machine?

Anonymous ID:sRF0AYPz Thu 03 Aug 2017 18:32:50 No.1664879 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:RqgkYTRG Thu 03 Aug 2017 18:35:17 No.1664898 Report

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>>1664879
1)I would have taken out several thousand credits in loans and invested them all in apple to reap the rewards of their 2017 peak, so that I could spend all my assets on my favourite burger. For me, it's the McChicken
2)posted more felix

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eJfCXtbk Thu 03 Aug 2017 18:36:28 No.1664901 Report

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>>1664898
THAT IS NOT A McCHICKEN©™

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TFd9266p Thu 03 Aug 2017 18:37:30 No.1664907 Report

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steal some modern military equipment and travel back to WW2 and fuck shit up

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ac5BXFvR Thu 03 Aug 2017 18:39:26 No.1664913 Report

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>>1664879
go back in time, move to america, fail to stop 9/11 and punish my son for making this shitty thread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U2tXQMTr Thu 03 Aug 2017 18:41:04 No.1664926 Report

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>>1664879
I wouldn't want to mess things up too much. I'd pop forward a week or so and get some winning lottery numbers for a satisfyingly large jackpot, then pop back to the present and put them to good use.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UWFmkB3J Thu 03 Aug 2017 18:45:07 No.1664956 Report

Quoted By: >>1665292

Kill Hitler, take his place, and win ww2

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Xn0XcOXP Thu 03 Aug 2017 18:47:20 No.1664971 Report

Quoted By: >>1668275

>>1664879
>go to Roman Empire
>kill a random asshole emperor
>take out my mobile phone
>show Romans a pic of a random hobo
>tell them it's the Jupiter, blessing me
>Show them mobile wizardry, like music, flashlight, porn
>become a new god emperor
Inb4 b-but you don't know latin anon
>Convince them with signs I am speaking the language of the gods

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lvDatbjs Thu 03 Aug 2017 18:52:05 No.1665020 Report

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>>1664879
timetravel

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qGphPciz Thu 03 Aug 2017 19:16:38 No.1665189 Report

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>>1664879
save the Library at Alexandria!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:waRB4Cbp Thu 03 Aug 2017 19:27:12 No.1665261 Report

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I'd Photobomb that picture of Anne Frank

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:s6IrwVrI Thu 03 Aug 2017 19:33:03 No.1665292 Report

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>>1664956
This anon is the kind hero we need

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Anonymous ID:PLuaXgAk Thu 03 Aug 2017 19:37:22 No.1665326 Report

Quoted By: >>1667183

save her ;~;

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:YmBSCahM Thu 03 Aug 2017 19:53:12 No.1665454 Report

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Take a poo on the face of every president the night after they get elected. After the third time spread a rumor that a mysterious wizard does it to keep evil spirits away.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IKnuFgvx Thu 03 Aug 2017 20:35:56 No.1665803 Report

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Kill the scriptural Abraham when he was babby. World's top three problems solved instantly.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2eY/1ziM Thu 03 Aug 2017 20:37:26 No.1665815 Report

Quoted By: >>1668423

tell Anno to fucking DO IT

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:WLpSLMjd Thu 03 Aug 2017 20:42:56 No.1665853 Report

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>>1664879
Smash.

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Anonymous ID:wTuM+otM Thu 03 Aug 2017 22:38:08 No.1666854 Report

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>>1664879
stop the holocaust, of course

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9o36AoUh Thu 03 Aug 2017 22:59:03 No.1667032 Report

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Probably use it to make a bunch of money from gambling

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XbF1wbU9 Thu 03 Aug 2017 22:59:41 No.1667042 Report

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I would have told Germany in 1914 how to win ww1

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mHf90J7H Thu 03 Aug 2017 23:00:05 No.1667049 Report

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>>1666854
you can't stop something that didn't happen

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ep4Qi89I Thu 03 Aug 2017 23:01:07 No.1667061 Report

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>>1666854
You mean stop the holocaust from being stopped?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yU4l9eqB Thu 03 Aug 2017 23:02:51 No.1667078 Report

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i'd go back and shag one of my distant ancestors just to fuck with my dad and his family tree.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8WxV5S1/ Thu 03 Aug 2017 23:12:59 No.1667166 Report

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>>1664879
I would buy a fuckton of bitcoins when they were useless

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YtdrjUGp Thu 03 Aug 2017 23:14:37 No.1667183 Report

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>>1665326
Who's she?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1FUiZP/k Thu 03 Aug 2017 23:15:58 No.1667192 Report

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>>1667183
Google concrete girl

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JPFuj80E Thu 03 Aug 2017 23:20:10 No.1667231 Report

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>>1664879
I'd kill my mother before she gave me birth and enjoy the paradox

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yw8Wc/DL Thu 03 Aug 2017 23:23:18 No.1667271 Report

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>>1664879
Go back and buy a ticket for the 1 billion powerball draw with the winning numbers.

Pay half to US government bring other half back to Canada and don't get taxed on roughly 600 million CAD.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YtdrjUGp Thu 03 Aug 2017 23:26:22 No.1667306 Report

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>>1667192
Dude. Not cool

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OZrU221r Thu 03 Aug 2017 23:33:05 No.1667363 Report

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>go back to my childhood with all the knowledge i have
>live a perfect life
Or just fix some history shit, idk

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vpBTk9sQ Fri 04 Aug 2017 01:22:05 No.1668275 Report

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>>1664971
>phone will get with no-charge.
what would you do? build an electric generator on the Roman Empire?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vpBTk9sQ Fri 04 Aug 2017 01:26:10 No.1668302 Report

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>>1664879
depends on certain factors:
>if i go back to when i was a child, i will co-exist with my child version? or would live in his body?
>can i travel in time as much as i want? or only twice?
>any limits or important fact i should know (only past, both past and future, random time, random location)?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:c2JP7XTx Fri 04 Aug 2017 01:33:32 No.1668360 Report

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>>1664879
re wright my wrongs.

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Anonymous ID:RrsYiCH8 Fri 04 Aug 2017 01:35:53 No.1668384 Report

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>>1664879

Go back and prevent myself from being born.

swazi poster

swazi poster ID:KKJyH9mB Fri 04 Aug 2017 01:37:31 No.1668399 Report

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>>1664879
Turn back time, cause now the guilt is all mine.

swazi poster

swazi poster ID:KKJyH9mB Fri 04 Aug 2017 01:40:00 No.1668423 Report

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>>1665815
Hideaki?
>>1664879
Actually, prevent myself from being born, at least into my body. I want to see the process of soul selection into a body and which body I would go into.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8DtIY4M6 Fri 04 Aug 2017 01:40:32 No.1668429 Report

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>>1664879
Actually gas her

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AP+UMCjy Fri 04 Aug 2017 01:41:18 No.1668437 Report

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Would buy 1000 bitcoins in 2008 so i could sell them today and buy myself a nice apartament.

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