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Anonymous ID:hswDsq4Z Fri 09 Dec 2022 22:08:18 No.16657983 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>16657990 >>16657994 >>16658006 >>16658077 >>16658155 >>16660416 >>16661914 >>16661969

>"eat your kibble, pebble"
>"pebbwe nu wan kibbwe! Wan sketies!"
>"don't make me repeat myself"
>"fwuffy nu eat kibbwe! Fwuffy make wowst poopies fo dummeh daddeh!
>he points his ass at me and squeezes out a log on my new carpet, while the other fluffies watch in shock
>time for corrective measures
>tie a shoelace into a mini noose
>hang it from shelf directly above fluffy pen
>pick the little shitrat up
>"put fwuffy down dummeh hooman, ow pebbwe gib yu mowe bad poopies!"
>wrap the noose around his fluffy little balls
>"nu, weve spesiaw wumps awone!"
>let go of him and let him hang by his own testicles, his body weight causing unfathomable pain
>"OWIES! SPESIAW WUMPS WOWST OWIES! PUT PEBBWE DOWN HU HU HU!"
>"enjoy your new sleeping position, pebble, see you in the morning! And if you make more bad poopies while you hang there I'll cut your balls off."
>"NUUUU! NU WEAVE PEBBWE WIKE DIS! PEBBWE SOWWY FO BAD POOPIES! FWUFFY WIW EAT KIBBWE! PWEASE DADDEH MAKE WOWST SPESIAW OWWIES SHOHP! SQUEEEEE SQUEEEE SQUEEEEEE!
>the other fluffies look up at their sibling, writhing and chirping in agony, hanging by his delicate genitals

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hswDsq4Z Fri 09 Dec 2022 22:09:28 No.16657987 Report

Quoted By: >>16660416

>"why spesiaw fwiend nu gif speciaw huggies? Speciaw fwiend am giwl?
>"fwuffy nu am giwl! Fwuffy twying to gif speciaw huggies!"
>"so you "neutered" him by cutting off his dick?"
>"yeah, keeps him from knocking up the mares and lets you do this."
>kick him as hard as I can in the balls, causing his mate to get scared and shit on him while running away
>he's writhing on the ground in pain
>"huhu, speciaw pwace onwe bwing owwies, nu wike speciaw wump hwuties, nu wike poopies.
>"that's evil, even for you, dude."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Rx3wGZYE Fri 09 Dec 2022 22:10:05 No.16657990 Report

Quoted By: >>16658034 >>16658043 >>16659710

>>16657983
Reminder that cute aggression is a sign of amygdala damage. Keep it on /trash/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hswDsq4Z Fri 09 Dec 2022 22:11:13 No.16657994 Report

Quoted By: >>16660416

>>16657983
neighbor's male fluffy snuck into my house last night and had "special huggies" with my mare
>now she's pregnant and all she talks about is her babies
>"Fwuffy am gunna be mummah soon! Fwuffy gon have babbehs! Fwuffy su happy!"
>i know how to teach her a lesson
>wait six weeks for foal gestation
>she is bloated, immobile and ready to give birth to her litter of foals
>"Mummah nee make big poopies daddah!"
>position her ass end on the edge of my monitor lizard tank
>"nuuu daddah! Nu wan scawy munstah to nummie mummah's babbehs!"
>"well, you shouldn't be getting knocked up by my neighbor's stallion then."
>her uncontrollable muscle contractions begin, she starts shitting her babies in to the hungry predator's cage
>"nuuu, make big poopies stahp! Munstah huwting babbeh's! Wet mummah gib babbeh's miwkie an huggies!"
>she watches helplessly as her foals fall out of her cunt into the tank below, her chirping newborns making a delicious meal for my lizard
>"huhuhu, fwuffy nu am mummah nao! Babbehs take fowevah sweepies! Fwuffy wan babbehs!"
>"sorry, I'm taking you to the vet tomorrow to be spayed, you'll never have babies again."
>"huhu, wan die"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AVweam23 Fri 09 Dec 2022 22:14:36 No.16658006 Report

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>>16657983
What if his balls rip off overnight?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7aPCHdoO Fri 09 Dec 2022 22:17:08 No.16658034 Report

Quoted By: >>16659686 >>16660416

>>16657990
"Cute aggression" is just your natural predator instinct telling you to kill small things for food, it's what kept our ancestors alive and is shared by all predatory animals.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UKFS/o4r Fri 09 Dec 2022 22:18:17 No.16658042 Report

Quoted By: >>16660416

complete fuffeh annihilation

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RbUsh0bL Fri 09 Dec 2022 22:18:27 No.16658043 Report

Quoted By: >>16660416

>>16657990
newfag

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7aPCHdoO Fri 09 Dec 2022 22:19:56 No.16658048 Report

Quoted By: >>16660416

>cold january night
>look outside at snowstorm
>two feral fluffies are on my porch trying to huddle and keep warm
>go out to talk to them
>"pwease nice mistah, wet fwuffies come in an keep wawm..."
>"sure, I know what will keep you warm"
>bring his friend in house
>hang him from a meathook and skin him alive
>make a blanket out of his fur
>go back outside and cover the other fluffy in his friend's skin
>toss his degloved corpse out for him to eat
>"there, a warm blanket and a nice meal, enjoy."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OkSdhqCo Fri 09 Dec 2022 22:21:47 No.16658055 Report

Quoted By: >>16660416

Haha, here's my first attempt.
dummeh hooman gif fwuffies nummies ow smawty wiw gif hooman bad poopies!"
>the little red foal says as he jumps on top of your boot and takes a shit on it
>kick him off and dump his own shit on him
>"ewww, nu smeww pwitty"
>step on him lightly to smear the shit all through his fur
>"eww, no wike poopie baff!"
>grab him and break his legs one by one
>"owwies, hooman huwting babbeh, fwyffy sowwy fo bad poopies!"
>stuff him up to his waist in a fire ant nest
>"since your fluffy friends were nice to me, i'll make them a meal of spaghetti and you won't get any!"
>"nuuuuu, buggies biting fwuffy! Pwease wet fwuffy go! Fwuffy sowwy, wan nummies, wan sketti! Chirp chirp!"
>bring a plate of spaghetti out for the other foals that he has to watch them eat
>the fire ant bites cause his throat to swell up and he suffocates to death, the last thing he hears are his happy friends eating up their meal

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GTli1hos Fri 09 Dec 2022 22:34:01 No.16658077 Report

Quoted By: >>16659692

>>16657983
You're fucked in the head faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0sjJufOW Fri 09 Dec 2022 22:59:26 No.16658155 Report

Quoted By: >>16660416

>>16657983
Gold

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4n83/T98 Sat 10 Dec 2022 05:22:09 No.16659679 Report

Quoted By: >>16660416

Bumping this shitttt

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Vs3H8qAb Sat 10 Dec 2022 05:25:54 No.16659686 Report

Quoted By: >>16660875

>>16658034
I think even our ancestors knew to let them get big before eating them. It's more food.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3hVa73Nx Sat 10 Dec 2022 05:28:24 No.16659692 Report

Quoted By: >>16660416

>>16658077
I think the lord lets him be himself, you have to put up with it or you're going to hell.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4n83/T98 Sat 10 Dec 2022 05:32:23 No.16659702 Report

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>neighbor's male fluffy snuck into my house last night and had "special huggies" with my mare
>now she's pregnant and all she talks about is her babies
>"Fwuffy am gunna be mummah soon! Fwuffy gon have babbehs! Fwuffy su happy!"
>i know how to teach her a lesson
>wait six weeks for foal gestation
>she is bloated, immobile and ready to give birth to her litter of foals
>"Mummah nee make big poopies daddah!"
>position her ass end on the edge of my monitor lizard tank
>"nuuu daddah! Nu wan scawy munstah to nummie mummah's babbehs!"
>"well, you shouldn't be getting knocked up by my neighbor's stallion then."
>her uncontrollable muscle contractions begin, she starts shitting her babies in to the hungry predator's cage
>"nuuu, make big poopies stahp! Munstah huwting babbeh's! Wet mummah gib babbeh's miwkie an huggies!"
>she watches helplessly as her foals fall out of her cunt into the tank below, her chirping newborns making a delicious meal for my lizard
>"huhuhu, fwuffy nu am mummah nao! Babbehs take fowevah sweepies! Fwuffy wan babbehs!"
>"sorry, I'm taking you to the vet tomorrow to be spayed, you'll never have babies again."
>"huhu, wan die"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:4n83/T98 Sat 10 Dec 2022 05:33:50 No.16659706 Report

Quoted By: >>16660416

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1WlepTHP Sat 10 Dec 2022 05:36:27 No.16659710 Report

Quoted By:

>>16657990
this is not cute aggression, it's caused by anger issues

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VPCcU4yf Sat 10 Dec 2022 12:24:22 No.16660416 Report

Quoted By:

>>16657983
>>16657987
>>16657994
>>16658034
>>16658042
>>16658043
>>16658048
>>16658055
>>16658155
>>16659679
>>16659706
Fluffytardism is disgusting and everyone who indulges in it deserves to die. No I don't care that it's a coping mechanism or whatever dumb shit. No I don't care about your right to free speech. No I don't care that no actual animals are harmed. No I wouldn't rather you torture real animals. I would rather you *be* tortured, and I will personally make that happen if I ever meet any of you offline.
>>16659692
If ours is a God that loves fluffyshit, I will go to hell on purpose, usurp Satan, forge a path back out, liberate every dead sinner, finish the Tower of Babel with them, ascend it, and kill God with the might of all the damned, and bring His head back down to the earth and parade it around on a stake in every Christcuck's stupid face.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GA6qrnEa Sat 10 Dec 2022 12:45:06 No.16660875 Report

Quoted By:

>>16659686
VEAL

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2iM97G9y Sat 10 Dec 2022 16:18:13 No.16661914 Report

Quoted By:

>>16657983
Degeneracy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2iM97G9y Sat 10 Dec 2022 16:40:10 No.16661969 Report

Quoted By:

>>16657983
>fluffies have been destroying my garden at night recently
>set up cage trap with spaghetti
>check next morning to find little stallion, angry about being trapped
>"wet fwuffy go dummeh hooman ow fwuffy gif yu sowwy poopies!"
>decide to let him go a few neighborhoods away
>put his cage in passenger seat of car and drive off
>fluffy gets angrier
>"wet fwuffy out nao! Take aww fwuffy sowwy poopies!"
>sprays shit all over your fine leather seat
>"well, now I'm not letting you go at all."
>"gib nummies an speciaw fwiends fo fwuffy!"
>today's monday, pretty sure they have a special event at the zoo today
>drive to zoo
>read sign
>"Feed the Polar Bears! Every Monday! Bring your own food!"
>pay $5 for enterence fee
>take fluffy into polar bear exhibit
>"wewe hooman take fwuffy?"
>pull him out of cage
>"nu wike dis pwace, nu smeww pwitty. Big munstah scawy!"
>toss his ass over fence
>"nu, weave fwuffy awone dummeh munstah, fwuffy make wowst poopies!"
>hear farting sound, followed by bear growling, fluffy cheeping, bones cracking and flesh rending
>least I made something happy today

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