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Today I woke up and had to take a shit. It was a stinky shit. It took me 15 minutes because I was on my phone posting on 4chan and reddit. After I was done with my stinky shit, I went to the kitchen to get some breakfast (I didn't wipe). I didn't have a lot to eat so I ate some cereal with milk. Then I went back to bed and slept for a little bit. When I woke up again, I masturbated to some pornography until I ejaculated in the carpet. I made a half hearted attempt to clean up the cum but the carpet has been stained so much from my past masturbation sessions that cleaning up the new cum doesn't make much of a difference. I then played some league of legends before going back to post on 4chan. Then I found this thread and started posting
