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>be me
>kind of hot shot
>a big deal
>regular jersey boy
>meet up with mama before I do some work
>homemade cannolis
>such a blessing to have a mother who keeps me fed
>do some work
>make some money and pay it up to the Don
>get my cut
>decide to blow off some stress in Lantic City
>have some drinks
>do a little gambling
>pick up some girls to rent for the night
>get a two for one deal being I’m kind of made man
>bring home a spicy Latina and a red head
>doing my business
>stomach starts to gurgle while I got these two whores naked in my hotel room
>fughedaboutit
>suddenly blowout a rancid, long winded gurgling fart
>it was those damn cannolis mamma made
>girls are upset
>saying things like what the fuck was that and oh my fucking god
>I slap one of them and tell them to never take the lords name in vain
>tell them to calm down and crack a window
>tell them I’ll be right back
>go to the bathroom and put a towel down by the door
>pop off two solid logs, confirm by looking down between my legs
>think everything is cool, right? Wrong
>foamy diarrhea starts exploding out of me
>the girls start complaining and start to leave
>I tell them to get their asses back in the room, but I’m stuck to the toilet unleashing hell itself
>sweet Mary Magdalene I had the worst diarrhea all thanks to mamas god damn cannolis
>still on the toiled trying to figure out this god damn captcha
>kind of hot shot
>a big deal
>regular jersey boy
>meet up with mama before I do some work
>homemade cannolis
>such a blessing to have a mother who keeps me fed
>do some work
>make some money and pay it up to the Don
>get my cut
>decide to blow off some stress in Lantic City
>have some drinks
>do a little gambling
>pick up some girls to rent for the night
>get a two for one deal being I’m kind of made man
>bring home a spicy Latina and a red head
>doing my business
>stomach starts to gurgle while I got these two whores naked in my hotel room
>fughedaboutit
>suddenly blowout a rancid, long winded gurgling fart
>it was those damn cannolis mamma made
>girls are upset
>saying things like what the fuck was that and oh my fucking god
>I slap one of them and tell them to never take the lords name in vain
>tell them to calm down and crack a window
>tell them I’ll be right back
>go to the bathroom and put a towel down by the door
>pop off two solid logs, confirm by looking down between my legs
>think everything is cool, right? Wrong
>foamy diarrhea starts exploding out of me
>the girls start complaining and start to leave
>I tell them to get their asses back in the room, but I’m stuck to the toilet unleashing hell itself
>sweet Mary Magdalene I had the worst diarrhea all thanks to mamas god damn cannolis
>still on the toiled trying to figure out this god damn captcha
