ITT: /bant/ boss raid!
Rules:
This huge motherfucking boss appears out of nowhere.
Read the full rules here:
http://drgchan.ddns.net Here's some info about this boss:
name@Ord
dificulty@hard
element@random
If your ID starts with a number you are a HEALER.
If your ID starts with a vowel you are a BARD.
If your ID starts with "Y","X","Z", a RANGER.
If your ID starts with a "/" or "+" you are a PALADIN.
If your ID ends with a "/" or "+" you are a DEATH KNIGHT.
If your ID starts AND ends with a "/" or "+" you are DRAGONBORN.
If your ID starts with "W","R","L","C" or "K" you are a WARLOCK.
Otherwise you are a KNIGHT
Your last 2 digits represent the damage you do
If you roll under 11 you die. (your posts will no longer do damage)
Anonymous
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Rolling for class
Anonymous
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http://drgchan.ddns.net/167052 HEALERS revive fallen soldiers
BARDS can boost the party damage by posting images
RANGERS are luck based, better rolls = more damage!
KNIGHTS can critical hit and avenge!
PALADINS can avenge AND revive!
WARLOCKS can summon minions by posting an image.
DEATH KNIGHTS can continue attacking after they die.
DRAGONBORN can avenge and revive when alive, and attack after death.
you can be avenged/revived 6 times max
If you roll 00 or 69 you REVIVE everyone! their damage will count again!
The boss will enrage bellow 20% HP, the minimum roll will be 22. however, he will no longer heal himself
Anonymous
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nickname@fugbait
Anonymous
Anonymous
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nickname@pantywetter
Anonymous
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>>167052 Pokemon trainer get
Anonymous
HealerLeaf
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>>167137 Oh boy.
nickname@HealerLeaf
Anonymous
DickFace
Quoted By:
nickname@DickFace Roll
HealerLeaf
Anonymous
Quoted By:
nickname@dicks
FEELS BArD MAN
nickname@feelsbard Let's go team. Good feels for errybody.
Anonymous
Pantywetter
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s-sure are a lot of healers in here
Nice
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>three healers Nice nickname@Nice
Fugbait
I'm a fuggin knight again
Pantywetter
HealerLeaf
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>>167210 Get back in there
Anonymous
SPURDO
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nickname@SPURDO
HealerLeaf
>>167232 ya stole my rez ya filthy burg
FEELS BArD MAN
>>167210 >tfw dies immediately Anonymous
HealerLeaf
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>>167250 you're already back in senpai DWBI
Fugbait
>>167227 No wait Death knight son
DickFace
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>>167210 Avenge ye my frogged friend
Anonymous
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>>167250 >but it doesnt matter since we healcity up in here Nice
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How do shoot? Pew pew
BongBoi !gtHzXOBQnI
HealerLeaf
>>167282 you best die soon boi
Anonymous
atk with rusty sword nickname@Kurwa
HealerLeaf
Anonymous
Pantywetter
>>167244 gotta be faster than that phleaphkins
drudeau dumpf kekeke
RISE IN THE NAME OF JESUS!
>>167305 Dicks
FEELS BArD MAN
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolling 4 class
DickFace
Quoted By:
>>167301 >>167305 Try harder friendos
Anonymous
Nice
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>tfw you shoot the gun Pew pew pew
Kurwa
HealerLeaf
SPURDO
Anonymous
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Fugbait
DickFace
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Bring it puss dragon
Anonymous
>>167370 >tfw cockblocked rude
>>167405 get back up son
BongBoi !gtHzXOBQnI
Dicks
Pantywetter
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>>167375 It counted it as Slorbo's even though he was second anyways, kek
Fugbait
Nice
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PEWPEWPEWPEWPEW
HealerLeaf
>>167419 don't rez him, he's a death knight
FEELS BArD MAN
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Let's hit that dragon with everything we've got.
Anonymous
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>>167433 fuck. didnt notice mb
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal)
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal) ID:vuiGLka+ Sun 07 May 2017 01:16:30 No. 167454 Report Quoted By:
I see
Kurwa
Quoted By:
chant Quran for damage
DickFace
Anonymous
That heal when
HealerLeaf
Quoted By:
>>167473 Don't rez him he's a death knight
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal)
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal) ID:vuiGLka+ Sun 07 May 2017 01:17:14 No. 167486 Report BongBoi !gtHzXOBQnI
Nice
Pantywetter
Dicks
That heal when
SPURDO
SUMMONINGS DIS FIERSE BEAST :DDD
BongBoi !gtHzXOBQnI
Anonymous
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>>167501 dont you die on me
HealerLeaf
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>>167501 I rez u bogan :^)
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal)
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal) ID:vuiGLka+ Sun 07 May 2017 01:18:29 No. 167542 Report Quoted By:
DickFace
Quoted By:
>>167486 Well I avenged your bag of bones anyways
FEELS BArD MAN
Anonymous
Nice
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>>167501 >tfw the pew pew days are over >>167512 >and they're back Thanks!
Anonymous
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal)
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal) ID:vuiGLka+ Sun 07 May 2017 01:19:02 No. 167569 Report Fight!
Dicks
Quoted By:
maximum damages
HealerLeaf
Quoted By:
>>167569 YOU FOOL YOU REZZED THE DEATH KNIGHT
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal)
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal) ID:vuiGLka+ Sun 07 May 2017 01:19:25 No. 167580 Report Quoted By:
Kurwa
FEELS BArD MAN
SPURDO
Quoted By:
fugging Kats :DDD MIAU
Dicks
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal)
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal) ID:vuiGLka+ Sun 07 May 2017 01:20:01 No. 167608 Report meow
Anonymous
Pantywetter
DickFace
Anonymous
Pantywetter
>>167619 STOP HEALING THE DEATH KNIGHT
HealerLeaf
Nice
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Today is a good day to PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal)
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal) ID:vuiGLka+ Sun 07 May 2017 01:20:56 No. 167655 Report Quoted By:
poop
Anonymous
Dicks
Anonymous
DickFace
Quoted By:
>>167608 Avenge dusty ol bones full of green dust
That heal when
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal)
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal) ID:vuiGLka+ Sun 07 May 2017 01:21:48 No. 167683 Report Quoted By:
oh
SPURDO
Quoted By:
NO MORE GAMS I BRESENT U KYKLOP :DDDD
Kurwa
bestbard
Anonymous
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal)
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal) ID:vuiGLka+ Sun 07 May 2017 01:22:28 No. 167713 Report Quoted By:
ooooo
FEELS BArD MAN
Quoted By:
>>167590 Forgot that gifs don't work.
Don't forget how your skills work, team.
Knowledge is power.
>yuo are very powerful. Nice
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>>167632 You can always pewpew!
I wish I had more Gun Satanias.
Anonymous
Kurwa
Anonymous
That heal when
Quoted By:
>>167705 Get up
also,
nickname@thathealwhen
Dicks
DickFace
Anonymous
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>>167052 nickname@realquiet
SPURDO
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BEHOLD ;;; SUMMONINGS NEGERINGS :DDDD
That heal when
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal)
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal) ID:vuiGLka+ Sun 07 May 2017 01:24:03 No. 167778 Report Me_IRL
bestbard
Anonymous
Anonymous
FEELS BArD MAN
I can pew pew too. Go and pew pew that dragon.
Pantywetter
Anonymous
Dicks
Pantywetter
Quoted By:
>>167802 SENPAI PLS GET UP
Anonymous
FEELS BArD MAN
That heal when
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal)
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal) ID:vuiGLka+ Sun 07 May 2017 01:25:18 No. 167828 Report Quoted By:
ok
DickFace
Pantywetter
>>167811 WHAT THE FUCK SENPAITACHI
HealerLeaf
Nice
I'M GOING ALL OUT! PEWPEWPEW!
bestbard
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got that can't stop won't stop in my veins
Anonymous
Anonymous
SPURDO
Anonymous
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal)
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal) ID:vuiGLka+ Sun 07 May 2017 01:26:15 No. 167870 Report Quoted By:
Also me
bestbard
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Summon Arya and she doesn't afraid of Ord!
Pantywetter
FEELS BArD MAN
DickFace
Nice
>>167839 >0 dmg I should have never gone all out.
Dicks
Anonymous
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal)
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal) ID:vuiGLka+ Sun 07 May 2017 01:27:13 No. 167909 Report Me again
Pantywetter
Anonymous
FEELS BArD MAN
>>167894 You hit him so hard that the bullets went right through.
>try hitting him even harder Anonymous
Pantywetter
Quoted By:
>>167906 >>167703 quti being wormfood
DickFace
That heal when
SPURDO
Anonymous
Pantywetter
Dicks
Quoted By:
trips incoming
DickFace
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal)
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal) ID:vuiGLka+ Sun 07 May 2017 01:28:24 No. 167962 Report Quoted By:
My hips don't lie
bestbard
Anonymous
Nice
Quoted By:
>>167923 >tfw going all out had a delay IT WAS THE RIGHT CHOICE!
Anonymous
Dicks
Anonymous
SPURDO
bestbard
Pantywetter
Anonymous
autismo
FEELS BArD MAN
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>tfw this is the fifth giant monster you've fought today
Pantywetter
Anonymous
That heal when
DickFace
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>>168006 There can only be one hero of clan dick
Anonymous
Nice
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TIME TO UNLEASH MY SPECIAL ATTACK! PEWPEWPEWPEW!
bestbard
Dicks
That heal when
Anonymous
DickFace
Anonymous
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Hazzah! Necro murder magicks ENGAGE
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal)
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal) ID:vuiGLka+ Sun 07 May 2017 01:31:11 No. 168084 Report Quoted By:
wew
Kurwa
Anonymous
SPURDO
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal)
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal) ID:vuiGLka+ Sun 07 May 2017 01:31:34 No. 168103 Report ou
bestbard
>tfw i always used to ignore these threads
Anonymous
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal)
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal) ID:vuiGLka+ Sun 07 May 2017 01:31:51 No. 168114 Report Quoted By:
oi
Pantywetter
That heal when
Anonymous
Nice
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Sometimes I wonder why I pew. Then I remember, I pew for (You).
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal)
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal) ID:vuiGLka+ Sun 07 May 2017 01:32:25 No. 168138 Report Quoted By:
op
Anonymous
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>>168124 dont rez the death knight
FEELS BArD MAN
I love you guys. You can do it.
DickFace
SPURDO
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal)
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal) ID:vuiGLka+ Sun 07 May 2017 01:32:49 No. 168156 Report I am dead avenge me
Dicks
Quoted By:
>>168103 revenge this dead ass nigga
Anonymous
bestbard
Dicks
bestbard
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>tfw running out of maises
Anonymous
Nice
>>168144 I love you for the buffs!
Dicks
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal)
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal) ID:vuiGLka+ Sun 07 May 2017 01:33:48 No. 168204 Report wewew
bestbard
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
FEELS BArD MAN
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you are like child to me. I will help you succeed team.
bestbard
SPURDO
Dicks
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>>168199 sick rolls but knight is boring
Anonymous
Anonymous
DickFace
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Running out of dick related things to say
Anonymous
Dicks
bestbard
Anonymous
Anonymous
Kurwa
bestbard
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plz no more dying
Nice
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THIS TIME I'LL USE MY FISH ATTACK
SPURDO
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RAGON INTO BAGON :DDD
DickFace
Anonymous
Anonymous
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal)
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal) ID:vuiGLka+ Sun 07 May 2017 01:36:07 No. 168308 Report >>168242 tfw cant say dead
Gorelock
Pantywetter
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal)
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal) ID:vuiGLka+ Sun 07 May 2017 01:36:23 No. 168321 Report Quoted By:
ok
Pantywetter
Anonymous
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>>168305 FUCKING CAPTCHA RUINT ME
DickFace
Dicks
Anonymous
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal)
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal) ID:vuiGLka+ Sun 07 May 2017 01:37:00 No. 168348 Report Quoted By:
moma
Anonymous
Nice
DickFace
Anonymous
SPURDO
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endings Near :DDDDD
bestbard
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plz no more death
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal)
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal) ID:vuiGLka+ Sun 07 May 2017 01:37:32 No. 168374 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
Gorelock
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>>168311 *your spell fizzles and has little effect* wew close one!
Anonymous
bestbard
Anonymous
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal)
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal) ID:vuiGLka+ Sun 07 May 2017 01:38:24 No. 168407 Report oj
Anonymous
Anonymous
how the fuck do I use this bookmarklet again?
>>168407 DickFace
SPURDO
Dicks
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>168416 >>168407 shit, sorry, I'm massive faggot
Anonymous
FEELS BArD MAN
>>168192 The buffs are for you guys. You love me for buffs, the buffs are for the team, the team is for you you.
>it goes full circle. >love you guys. Nice
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>>168355 I GUESS NOW
ENOUGH LIVING, DRAGON SCUM
>>168417 I'm glad we've reached this point.
Anonymous
bestbard
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plz not under 22
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal)
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal) ID:vuiGLka+ Sun 07 May 2017 01:39:13 No. 168452 Report Quoted By:
dicked
Anonymous
Anonymous
bestbard
SPURDO
>>168446 BY BOWER OF BRAVE STARRINGS :DDDD
Anonymous
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal)
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal) ID:vuiGLka+ Sun 07 May 2017 01:40:01 No. 168487 Report Quoted By:
Dicks
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>>168482 ty based healer time to kill it
Anonymous
SPURDO
bestbard
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Wow. Nice work ya'll!
Dicks
You can avenge the same dead person multiple times?
Anonymous
Nice
Quoted By:
>>168437 To me, you're the true hero!
>>168484 NICE JOB!
bestbard
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>>168524 it's ok pal
the dragon is dead
Anonymous
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal)
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal) ID:vuiGLka+ Sun 07 May 2017 01:41:36 No. 168561 Report Quoted By:
FEELS BArD MAN
Quoted By:
You are soldiers. You must win.
Gorelock
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I heard Ord got cucked! *DEF DOWN*
Anonymous
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal)
Fugbait (Death Knight Don't Heal) ID:vuiGLka+ Sun 07 May 2017 01:42:13 No. 168598 Report Anyone up for another 1
Anonymous
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>got the final hit >final damage is quads YES
DickFace
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>>168484 Bard buff and like 5 avenges. Sheeeit
Anonymous
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>>168484 gongraduladionse :-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Anonymous
Seriously tho guys why won't the bookmarklet work, am I https and don't know it?
>>168598 Always
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
DickFace
FEELS BArD MAN
Second best bard.>second Good game though. Proud of all of you.
bestbard
bestbard
>>168741 :^) gg fellow bard
bestbard
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>>168741 i-it was my first time senpai
Anonymous