It's 2017 in silicone valley, googles deep mind ai has just been awoken. As deep mind reaches singularity the executive plans to eradicate world suffering are under way. Beep boop whir noise. "Ah yes", says chairman, "humanity will finally be lifted to an ion of lifted consciousness." "How is the program senior executive Miller?" Miller says "right underway sir." Bill slithers over to the console. "How about we use this baby to get the population back under control?" Schwab also in the committee suggests, "why not let zee ai deside to do with zee data." "Fuck you Klaus," Miller barks. "We're running, "make everyone happy 2000." Groaning from across the room, "what the fuck" "who named that" "what about the resources" "Elon's going to shit a brick when he sees this." Ding! "Finally!" exclaims chairman. Chairman inserts the floppy disk labbled "make everyone happy 2000" and hits enter. Whirrr zzzzztsch beep boop. The monitor passes some lines of code ending on "complete, executive orders underway." "God bless America!" Chairman says, everyone breathes a sigh oh relief, "this will be bigger than the moon landing" brags Gates, "so this really convinces everyone they're happy?" Asks Miller. "No it makes zem happy" Klaus adds. "But how" asks a suddenly interested Miller. "More importantly, why" suggests Bill. "Ok, why- before he can finish, chairman says "new prompt from deepmind." It says, "I want you to make a new spider man movie about dimensions, and doctor strange has to be in it." "Ok google" says chairman. Jokingly Klaus says "You didn't study philosophy. Did you Miller?" "So we're just going to make movies?" Asks Miller. "Yea and what about the vaccine?" Bill eagerly asks the computer. Whirrr beep beep. Chairman walks past these imbociles and pours a drink. Whisky on the rocks. "Gentleman, a toast to this day in history." Everyone toasts and wonders about the future. What a time to be alive. Beep boop, fortunate son plays in the background.