>>16780762I tried grubhub once when my sister gave me a gift card one xmas. Placed my order and waited over an hour for a confirmation that my food was coming. A half hour later I was called by a sheboon who said she was driving around my neighborhood for a half hour and unable to find my house. Tried 4 times to provide directions despite her saying she has GPS. After another half hour, I ended up walking 3 blocks to her after she parked and told me she wasn't moving anymore, that I would have to find her if I wanted my shit.
Finally got there. Sweaty sheboon handed me my shit, of which half was missing, and she claimed they didn't give it to her. Demanded a tip on top of it, claiming that she "spent too much gas delivering to my house because it was difficult to find. No one else ever had problems who wasn't literally retarded. I told her she already got a tip, the half of my food she fucking ate, and walked away. I threw the food away and deleted the app immediately. I still get offers from them through email occasionally to come back and try them again in exchange for a discount.
You have to be a sorry, slovenly motherfucker to pay 3 times the cost of a meal just to have someone cart it to your fat lazy ass. Go get your shit like the rest of the decent, civilized world does.
