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Anonymous ID:+PtYo+FL Fri 04 Aug 2017 21:34:03 No.1680623 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1680651 >>1680711 >>1680724 >>1680746 >>1680948 >>1680979 >>1681010 >>1681035 >>1681073 >>1681105 >>1681240 >>1682259 >>1686195 >>1686214 >>1686997 >>1687789 >>1687794 >>1687993

ITT:Autistic shit you've done

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pmcKzxBC Fri 04 Aug 2017 21:34:39 No.1680631 Report

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Ur mum

"Big Fren" !Nash/2q3o6

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"Big Fren" !Nash/2q3o6 ID:Ieb342RE Fri 04 Aug 2017 21:34:58 No.1680634 Report

Quoted By: >>1680644 >>1680649

post frogs to counter weeb spam

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:am9R7ymQ Fri 04 Aug 2017 21:35:05 No.1680636 Report

Quoted By: >>1682787 >>1687510

Told a girl that I loved her.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:zUA6gvE3 Fri 04 Aug 2017 21:35:35 No.1680641 Report

Quoted By: >>1680653 >>1681010

Be open about being a 4chan user, weeb and furry.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:N6xDNxuK Fri 04 Aug 2017 21:35:38 No.1680644 Report

Quoted By: >>1680653

>>1680634
That is autistic

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:db0grgEK Fri 04 Aug 2017 21:36:08 No.1680649 Report

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>>1680634
You're not really countering it, you're just adding to the cesspool.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JHjG1zzo Fri 04 Aug 2017 21:36:17 No.1680651 Report

Quoted By: >>1686363

>>1680623
posted a jake paul general to get people to tell me to kill myself

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:N6xDNxuK Fri 04 Aug 2017 21:36:19 No.1680653 Report

Quoted By: >>1680699

>>1680641
see
>>1680644

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l/FWIbpQ Fri 04 Aug 2017 21:37:34 No.1680667 Report

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I posted a Cirno once

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:CDSUGwgc Fri 04 Aug 2017 21:40:19 No.1680696 Report

Quoted By: >>1680712

no matter how much I try I can't stop coming back here

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zUA6gvE3 Fri 04 Aug 2017 21:40:25 No.1680699 Report

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>>1680653
Thank you, I take pride in my autism

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Vtt575PE Fri 04 Aug 2017 21:41:11 No.1680707 Report

Quoted By: >>1680723 >>1681011

Miss painfully obvious social cues and then realize days later

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:UOtzCBph Fri 04 Aug 2017 21:41:22 No.1680711 Report

Quoted By: >>1680729 >>1680747 >>1686130 >>1686218 >>1686254

>>1680623
Made out with a girl with aspergers and got my heart broken because she didn't feel anything for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zUA6gvE3 Fri 04 Aug 2017 21:41:23 No.1680712 Report

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>>1680696
Well who hasn't had that problem?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ixvgr3KQ Fri 04 Aug 2017 21:42:20 No.1680723 Report

Quoted By: >>1680798 >>1681011

>>1680707
Nothing autistic about that I miss them all the time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:feKRk1FZ Fri 04 Aug 2017 21:42:25 No.1680724 Report

Quoted By: >>1680738

>>1680623
I post daily here

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:N6xDNxuK Fri 04 Aug 2017 21:42:40 No.1680729 Report

Quoted By: >>1680912

>>1680711
Are you autistic

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zUA6gvE3 Fri 04 Aug 2017 21:43:44 No.1680738 Report

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>>1680724
Same, I think I am probably one of the most autistic people on /bant/

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:N6xDNxuK Fri 04 Aug 2017 21:44:51 No.1680746 Report

Quoted By: >>1680768

>>1680623
Im laughing at people on this thread cause i may actually be autistic

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Ixvgr3KQ Fri 04 Aug 2017 21:44:52 No.1680747 Report

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>>1680711

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:o3fKrjYd Fri 04 Aug 2017 21:47:00 No.1680768 Report

Quoted By: >>1680847 >>1681018 >>1686277

>>1680746
I'm laughing at the people in this thread because I am autistic and nowhere near as pathetic as these idiots

> behave like a retard
> OMG IT MUST BE AUTISM
> CANT BE IM ACTUALLY A RETARD
> RIGHT GUYS
> RIGHT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Vtt575PE Fri 04 Aug 2017 21:49:15 No.1680798 Report

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>>1680723
Starting to think there is something autistic about it seeing as I never learn when it comes to that

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:N6xDNxuK Fri 04 Aug 2017 21:53:55 No.1680847 Report

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>>1680768
Thats why i haven't tried to find out if i am or not because if i tell someone they'll think i eat shit or something

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:zUA6gvE3 Fri 04 Aug 2017 21:58:15 No.1680898 Report

Quoted By: >>1680912 >>1680919

I am 19 and still get paid to tidy my room and I still can't even do it

When on the phone with someone, instead of coming up with something to keep the conversation going I will just say "uhhhhh" until the other person says something

I can wake up and use 4chan or play games and go back to sleep without feeling like I should have done something else

I never had any friends at school, got badly bullied and just stayed inside playing PC games in the dark.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:N6xDNxuK Fri 04 Aug 2017 21:59:55 No.1680912 Report

Quoted By:

>>1680898
HAHA see
>>1680729

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EljpI88o Fri 04 Aug 2017 22:00:00 No.1680913 Report

Quoted By: >>1680943 >>1681206 >>1686109

>at a group tutor/study session for a hard math class in college
>have a cold, keep having embarrassing coughing fits
>can't stop at all and feel like I'm distracting everyone around me
>have a really bad fit and decide I should just leave
>quickly pack up my stuff while hacking my lungs out
>the tutor catches my eye as I stand to leave. Gives me a quizzical look
>try to say something like "just not feeling up to it today"
>what comes out of my mouth is "I just can't do it"
>she gives me a "oh poor baby" look
> whole group watches me leave in silence
>get an email from her later saying "if you needed help with the math you could have just asked"
>realize everyone at the tutor session thinks I threw a tantrum and stormed out
>have to give her a convoluted explanation of my coughing
>she says she didn't even notice me coughing
>don't think she believes me
>haven't been back to the tutor sessions since
>she keeps sending me emails asking if I'm coming
>am now actually really struggling in the class and could use a tutor
>will probably fail instead

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:CDSUGwgc Fri 04 Aug 2017 22:00:42 No.1680919 Report

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>>1680898
other than the first line I know those feels

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:HTDzM/Ch Fri 04 Aug 2017 22:01:58 No.1680925 Report

Quoted By: >>1682107

I flipped my lights on and off rapidly and started jumping like if I was in a rave party...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ixvgr3KQ Fri 04 Aug 2017 22:04:46 No.1680943 Report

Quoted By: >>1681081

>>1680913
Just go anon,even thought she was a stupid bitch for not noticing your cough its better than failing the class

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Nke6DyY Fri 04 Aug 2017 22:04:59 No.1680948 Report

Quoted By:

>>1680623
told a girl that I needed her

!fMGaYnicoc

!fMGaYnicoc ID:Y27XU4SQ Fri 04 Aug 2017 22:06:02 No.1680952 Report

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i posted on 4chan once

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:gZHcV3IA Fri 04 Aug 2017 22:08:40 No.1680969 Report

Quoted By: >>1681159

>5 years ago
>whipped my dick and masturbated in the same room as a girl I secretly liked while it was too dark to see and the power was out
>had a completely normal conversation with her while masturbating and she didn't even know
>she complained about a strange smell

>6 years ago when I was still a teenager
>used to go to a christian youth group at the church
>everybody was having fun in the basement
>i was alone in the main room of the church masturbating
>accidentally cum
>open up a bible on one of the seats and whipe my dick clean with the pages
>put the bible back on the seat

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Anonymous ID:U3gf6wVD Fri 04 Aug 2017 22:09:53 No.1680979 Report

Quoted By:

>>1680623
>early teens
>participate in cringy online fantasy roleplaying
>play as edgy incarnate vampire wizard avatar of madness (aka avatar of LULZ RANDUMB xD!!!)
I'm glad those years are behind me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3dGftian Fri 04 Aug 2017 22:11:41 No.1680996 Report

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This qt3.14 and I were talking, she "started" showing interest, acted like I wasn't interested.
>"What's wrong, Anon?"
>"It's just, I like chicks with dicks, Anonita"
>awkward silence
>laughter
Never really had much interest in her anyway. We talked a bit after, but eventually drifted apart and stopped chatting.

Chicanon

Chicanon ID:O+o4bdQw Fri 04 Aug 2017 22:13:00 No.1681010 Report

Quoted By:

>>1680641
>weeb and furry
>4chan user
HAHAHAHAHAH
>>1680623
Waste my life on making sure C*rnofags know their place

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3dGftian Fri 04 Aug 2017 22:13:02 No.1681011 Report

Quoted By:

>>1680707
>>1680723
>Nothing autistic about being autistic.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3dGftian Fri 04 Aug 2017 22:15:02 No.1681018 Report

Quoted By: >>1681050

>>1680768
It's not that we think we're genuinely autistic, but we just associate the term "autistic" with anything that makes us antisocial, or disconnects us from society.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:+PtYo+FL Fri 04 Aug 2017 22:17:06 No.1681035 Report

Quoted By: >>1687945 >>1687989

>>1680623
>be me
>be around 12/13
>watch death note
>like the character L>
>begin sitting like L in class
>buy plain white long sleeved shirts
>hold things like a fucking monkey with my thumb and index finger

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0TIgs6yE Fri 04 Aug 2017 22:18:33 No.1681047 Report

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someone needs to tell this bong that avatarfagging is autistic

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:o3fKrjYd Fri 04 Aug 2017 22:18:53 No.1681050 Report

Quoted By: >>1681216

>>1681018
Acting like a retard doesn't disconnect you from society. That's just what you want to believe because you'll believe anything that makes you even an inkling special in your own mind

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZstHCgzM Fri 04 Aug 2017 22:21:19 No.1681073 Report

Quoted By: >>1681246

>>1680623
I pretend my smartphone is an anime girl and the lower the battery gets the more suffering and pain she feels

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EljpI88o Fri 04 Aug 2017 22:22:30 No.1681081 Report

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>>1680943
You're right, I know I should. Actually, the part I left out is that I did mean to go the next week and maybe just laugh it off with the others, but I accidentally overslept. So now it looks even worse.

I won't really fail the class though, I'll get help somewhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AfEqxj88 Fri 04 Aug 2017 22:24:55 No.1681105 Report

Quoted By:

>>1680623
writing alot of fan fiction desu

Chicanon

Chicanon ID:O+o4bdQw Fri 04 Aug 2017 22:30:02 No.1681159 Report

Quoted By: >>1687963

>>1680969
>>i was alone in the main room of the church masturbating
>>accidentally cum
>>open up a bible on one of the seats and whipe my dick clean with the pages
>>put the bible back on the seat
This was a good thing you did, Anon. Reminds me of a story I have to tell
>be me
>was in high school at the time
>some Chad is always pushing me whenever I'm in his way
>total dickhead
>one day have to piss bad
>tell teacher
>lets me go
>almost nobody is out here but Chad and his goons
>he's distracted and I have to piss
>see his bottle of water
>when they head off and his shit's there I open the bottle
>start pissing in it
>unfortunately they come back
>piss on his bag (saw some headphones and a phone in there hahah) before I run for it
>end up getting suspended
>be seen as future school shooter who pissed on Chad's shit for the rest of my time in that high school
>this Chad was a total asshole, blonde, wore sunglasses all the time
>he was ripped
>right before graduation he whispered something into my ear
"Blow it out your ass"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FkFXvMWZ Fri 04 Aug 2017 22:34:58 No.1681206 Report

Quoted By:

>>1680913
A U T I S T I C

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3dGftian Fri 04 Aug 2017 22:35:41 No.1681216 Report

Quoted By: >>1681283

>>1681050
>That's just what you want to believe because you'll believe anything that makes you even an inkling special in your own mind
Was this for me or (You)? Acting like a retard does disconnect you from the normal people in society because normal people don't like being with retarded people. Nobody is trying to make themselves feel special here. Quit being autistic and creating a strawman. Lurk more before posting more retarded shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Cf0lDDWv Fri 04 Aug 2017 22:36:11 No.1681224 Report

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In highschool
>fag counts 60+ decimals in pi in class
>teacher / class claps
>same fag cant answer a simple question later
>yell at the top of my lung "where are our decimals of pi when you need them"?

Most of the class laughed.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Vjje5mHs Fri 04 Aug 2017 22:37:19 No.1681240 Report

Quoted By:

>>1680623
Literally being autistic

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3dGftian Fri 04 Aug 2017 22:37:42 No.1681246 Report

Quoted By: >>1681270

>>1681073
What if your phone auto switches the wallpaper so that at 100% it's like a grinning anime girl, and as it lowers, the wallpaper changes to show a less and less happy anime girl until it reaches 5%, where at this point the wallpaper is a traumatized girl

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EljpI88o Fri 04 Aug 2017 22:40:17 No.1681270 Report

Quoted By:

>>1681246
Do this, but with guro

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:o3fKrjYd Fri 04 Aug 2017 22:41:04 No.1681283 Report

Quoted By: >>1682744

>>1681216
> This hard in denial

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AfEqxj88 Fri 04 Aug 2017 22:41:39 No.1681289 Report

Quoted By:

posted this link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUAgCJ2Gs3s

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZoDVwFDO Fri 04 Aug 2017 22:47:34 No.1681343 Report

Quoted By: >>1681569

I once wrote about how mother Mary gave birth to a plane
Sadly I lost the phone where I wrote it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uw0DZ73C Fri 04 Aug 2017 23:17:31 No.1681569 Report

Quoted By: >>1686897

>>1681343
new testament?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JXR2qKMh Sat 05 Aug 2017 00:23:30 No.1682107 Report

Quoted By: >>1682149 >>1682153 >>1682156

>>1680925
Sounds like the closest you'll ever get to a rave party in fucking poor-to rico

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:HTDzM/Ch Sat 05 Aug 2017 00:30:06 No.1682149 Report

Quoted By:

>>1682107
"cough"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:HTDzM/Ch Sat 05 Aug 2017 00:31:07 No.1682153 Report

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>>1682107
"cough".

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:h9p7A15M Sat 05 Aug 2017 00:31:55 No.1682156 Report

Quoted By: >>1686852

>>1682107
>20 year old virgin
>used to be a brony
>currently a weeb
>joined the Army because thought it would be cool (it is. I'm a massive /k/ fag)
>failed basic training twice because the first time I failed the pt test second time I was shitting blood
>got a high enough pt score the 3rd time I was offered a green beret contract but I failed that too

All in all life really isn't that bad.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:NxUsYefg Sat 05 Aug 2017 00:34:11 No.1682168 Report

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I count out loud while I check random things. Like before I head to bed I'll look around my washroom corner to corner and count.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YNpTCaRQ Sat 05 Aug 2017 00:37:22 No.1682196 Report

Quoted By: >>1682247 >>1682255

Occasionally LARP in the woods outside my town with a BB gun pretending to be a Serb insurgent in Croatia circa 1993

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zUed8GiY Sat 05 Aug 2017 00:46:05 No.1682247 Report

Quoted By:

>>1682196
That's not autism. It's called having fun in a manly way.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZLFx+5+b Sat 05 Aug 2017 00:47:22 No.1682255 Report

Quoted By:

>>1682196
Sounds fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:q6fsCFj/ Sat 05 Aug 2017 00:47:51 No.1682258 Report

Quoted By:

i fucked a dude once

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dj3EQlcu Sat 05 Aug 2017 00:47:59 No.1682259 Report

Quoted By:

>>1680623
I liked some katy perry songs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:D0olFnjk Sat 05 Aug 2017 01:47:55 No.1682744 Report

Quoted By:

>>1681283

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:x84MX4cN Sat 05 Aug 2017 01:51:11 No.1682787 Report

Quoted By: >>1687718

>>1680636
me too

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gZkRg9Bu Sat 05 Aug 2017 05:23:15 No.1684490 Report

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I tried asking a girl out in high school by dumping a water bottle on her face.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:0KiwJptA Sat 05 Aug 2017 08:54:14 No.1686109 Report

Quoted By: >>1687806

>>1680913
I had something similar happen in a way.

>Be in English class
>9th or 10th grade (can't remember)
>Debating stupid shit.
>Nobody wants to play the debate game
>Teacher asks us why we weren't into debating.
Now for some odd reason I thought this would be funny.
>I answer in my most pathetic comedic voice that sounds like a mixture between Yoda and a dying bear.
>"NoBodY CarES iT seEmS!"
> Put my hands in the air
>Wave them like I just don't care.
>Everything is dead.
>God is dead.
>And I killed him.
>The room was silent
>Get confused stares.
>Teacher not happy.
>"So your saying that you don't care enough to be in this class?"
>Spaghetti everywhere
>Try to fix the situation by explaining that they just don't care about the subject at the moment because they were uninterested in it.
>Teacher mad
>"I'd like you to go down to the office please. Since my lesson is so uninteresting."

Everyone just sneered at me like I was some sort of monster... I never went into that class again but I didn't fail because I just had work delivered to the sperg room where I could have quiet time.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ct1Q6/gN Sat 05 Aug 2017 08:56:17 No.1686130 Report

Quoted By: >>1686565

>>1680711
fug. If it means anything, bro, I don't think arseburgers are capable of emotions.

DICK MANGO

DICK MANGO ID:5rrLCgBb Sat 05 Aug 2017 09:03:15 No.1686195 Report

Quoted By: >>1686250 >>1686313

>>1680623
One time i looked at two june bugs fucking each other and it gave me a boner. I don't know what brought me to do it but i started masturbating to it without knowing. I then realize what i was doing, I had no idea what to make of the incident.

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Anonymous ID:hnm9/3Ls Sat 05 Aug 2017 09:05:46 No.1686214 Report

Quoted By:

>>1680623
Dab

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nfBrAirS Sat 05 Aug 2017 09:06:07 No.1686218 Report

Quoted By: >>1686223

>>1680711
G-girls can have Asperger's? You'd swear with this site that it's a make-up thing; only guys are autistic.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nfBrAirS Sat 05 Aug 2017 09:06:44 No.1686223 Report

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>>1686218
>Male-only*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XE7laIMG Sat 05 Aug 2017 09:09:07 No.1686250 Report

Quoted By: >>1686269 >>1686285

>>1686195
were you on acid?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hnm9/3Ls Sat 05 Aug 2017 09:09:40 No.1686254 Report

Quoted By:

>>1680711
So you raped a retard

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:916yDZGR Sat 05 Aug 2017 09:12:06 No.1686269 Report

Quoted By:

>>1686250
are you on acid? I can tell you are

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XE7laIMG Sat 05 Aug 2017 09:14:03 No.1686277 Report

Quoted By:

>>1680768
you're right, that is pretty autistic.

DICK MANGO

DICK MANGO ID:5rrLCgBb Sat 05 Aug 2017 09:15:11 No.1686285 Report

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>>1686250
No. I was just looking around nature by myself and saw the junebugs. I spaced out and that happened.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SExnR2E7 Sat 05 Aug 2017 09:15:57 No.1686289 Report

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>middle school
>notice that the " I'm exhausted and completely lost and I have no clue what's going on " persona makes people laugh
>I want to make people laugh
>abuse it for years
>people think I'm either insomniac, autistic or retarded
>at this point it's mostly an excuse to cover my face by putting it in my arms in a " I'm trying to sleep " positon when I'm uncomfortable or to justify that I'm socially awkward by yawning a lot and saying " I'm tired " out loud

I'm not doing it that much anymore but fuck I spent years doing that shit all the time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nfBrAirS Sat 05 Aug 2017 09:18:35 No.1686298 Report

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This thread makes me glad to have had short-term memory as a child; not locked in my brain about all the stupid moments made when young

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XE7laIMG Sat 05 Aug 2017 09:20:36 No.1686313 Report

Quoted By: >>1686336

>>1686195
nice

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:916yDZGR Sat 05 Aug 2017 09:22:41 No.1686336 Report

Quoted By: >>1686365 >>1686554

>>1686313
the fuck, man. Youre fucked, arent you? How high are you right now?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ReDz9dRN Sat 05 Aug 2017 09:26:49 No.1686363 Report

Quoted By:

>>1680651
kek i remember that, good shit

DICK MANGO

DICK MANGO ID:5rrLCgBb Sat 05 Aug 2017 09:27:42 No.1686365 Report

Quoted By: >>1686374

>>1686336
Take the junebugpill anon. June bug porn is superior to normal porn.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:916yDZGR Sat 05 Aug 2017 09:29:24 No.1686374 Report

Quoted By: >>1686396

>>1686365
i would need a source

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:b3TU/S3d Sat 05 Aug 2017 09:32:01 No.1686394 Report

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>be interested in a girl for 4 years
>finally can't hold it anymore
>"D-do you like anime?"

DICK MANGO

DICK MANGO ID:5rrLCgBb Sat 05 Aug 2017 09:32:30 No.1686396 Report

Quoted By: >>1686418

>>1686374
The source is going outside and finding junebugs fucking.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:916yDZGR Sat 05 Aug 2017 09:35:39 No.1686418 Report

Quoted By: >>1686454 >>1686468

>>1686396
Junebugs dont exist where i live. What do i do?

DICK MANGO

DICK MANGO ID:5rrLCgBb Sat 05 Aug 2017 09:40:46 No.1686454 Report

Quoted By: >>1686473

>>1686418
Shit... Try looking up videos of junebugs mating on youtube. Or find the next best thing like normal beetles.

DICK MANGO

DICK MANGO ID:5rrLCgBb Sat 05 Aug 2017 09:43:32 No.1686468 Report

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>>1686418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSX-IUI7fNo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:916yDZGR Sat 05 Aug 2017 09:44:27 No.1686473 Report

Quoted By: >>1686479

>>1686454
k, the junebugs were boring, but it linked me to a video of japanese rhinoceros beetles mating and that was pretty hot. I think i understand now, I'm just into asians though.

DICK MANGO

DICK MANGO ID:5rrLCgBb Sat 05 Aug 2017 09:45:46 No.1686479 Report

Quoted By: >>1686597

>>1686473
Yeah the asians are pretty hot too. not many people realize how much better it is then normal porn.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XE7laIMG Sat 05 Aug 2017 10:06:44 No.1686554 Report

Quoted By: >>1686791

>>1686336
im fucking dying hahahahaha

i would never do acid, that shit eats holes in your brain!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0M9+zSfd Sat 05 Aug 2017 10:09:06 No.1686565 Report

Quoted By:

>>1686130
arseburger here, can confirm.
we aren't capable of emotion.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:shor/bnH Sat 05 Aug 2017 10:15:30 No.1686597 Report

Quoted By: >>1686743

>>1686479
Personally, crickets make me diamonds. I've always been a leg man

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XE7laIMG Sat 05 Aug 2017 10:38:50 No.1686743 Report

Quoted By:

>>1686597
its all about the praying mantis.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:916yDZGR Sat 05 Aug 2017 10:50:31 No.1686791 Report

Quoted By:

>>1686554
i know who you are nigger. im watching you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8bPprxGW Sat 05 Aug 2017 11:06:25 No.1686852 Report

Quoted By:

>>1682156
Nothing is worse than a failed pt faggot that failed the army. Jk.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+j0eSgLj Sat 05 Aug 2017 11:18:24 No.1686897 Report

Quoted By:

>>1681569
Yup

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4pgSENvA Sat 05 Aug 2017 11:29:19 No.1686997 Report

Quoted By:

>>1680623
Be a fan of BTM.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6w512emc Sat 05 Aug 2017 11:32:41 No.1687013 Report

Quoted By:

>Start crying in middle of class for no reason
>People saw

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lm1iyQ5F Sat 05 Aug 2017 11:50:02 No.1687510 Report

Quoted By:

>>1680636

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:X6zF4olg Sat 05 Aug 2017 11:54:48 No.1687528 Report

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Lol Kill ur self pls

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tVbQXpfO Sat 05 Aug 2017 12:41:26 No.1687700 Report

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>be me
>end of college
>friendship group predominantly autistic right wing libertarian stoners
>no one gets in contact after college finishes
>except 8/10 qt from friendship group
>has boyfriend, had no intention of fucking her though
>she invites me over to smoke and play games
>"I can't be bothered to make up a bed anon, mind crashing in my bed with me?"
>ohshit
>end up fucking
>ohshitx2
>she loved it and invited me over again a week later
>similar thing happened, smoked, played games and fucked
>she doesn't even hate her boyfriend, I have no idea why she even wanted it
>intense guilt but never tell the boyfriend
still feel for the guy to this day

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OMKy9Krb Sat 05 Aug 2017 12:48:12 No.1687718 Report

Quoted By:

>>1682787
we all did

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:2v5g0CVB Sat 05 Aug 2017 13:03:43 No.1687789 Report

Quoted By:

>>1680623
yell
"REEEEEEEE" so many times thats my catchphrase now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gy2uAcNQ Sat 05 Aug 2017 13:04:49 No.1687794 Report

Quoted By: >>1687923

>>1680623
My dad went on a lot of business trips and he'd always give me foreign coins. Sometimes I'd pretend to make armies out of them and have them fight each other. Heads vs. tails. Euros vs. Dollars.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:V9oAlKUL Sat 05 Aug 2017 13:07:49 No.1687806 Report

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>>1686109
>not being into debating
Your whole class was full of autists

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Utj0KUYP Sat 05 Aug 2017 13:24:05 No.1687881 Report

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>be 6
>imitate animals
>be 8
>invent swear words based on pokémon and use them to insult school mates
>be 10
>cry in a 4 day trip because miss parents
>be 11
>touch teacher's butt to explain I was molested but didn't know it was supposed to be wrong to do that on a female because puberty didn't hit yet and wasn't aware of all the implications
>be 14
>study techniques and imitate jedi knights and Naruto characters unironically
>be 15
>try to communicate with dogs
>be 16
>pee myself
No wonder I was bullied at school and I'm still a virgin.
I can't believe I ended up being a pretty much normal young adult who just happens to be slightly antisocial while successfully hiding the powerlevel.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YmmumGI6 Sat 05 Aug 2017 13:33:36 No.1687923 Report

Quoted By:

>>1687794
but Anon that sounds cool, I would play Coin Armies with you.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jAyzuwWX Sat 05 Aug 2017 13:38:30 No.1687945 Report

Quoted By:

>>1681035
holy shit hahahaa

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jAyzuwWX Sat 05 Aug 2017 13:41:40 No.1687963 Report

Quoted By:

>>1681159
kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Y12b3/HK Sat 05 Aug 2017 13:47:49 No.1687989 Report

Quoted By:

>>1681035
did that once and my best mate roasted me out infront of the whole gang
better than me doing it twice at least

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8BFmWXMp Sat 05 Aug 2017 13:49:18 No.1687993 Report

Quoted By:

>>1680623
>went to the bank on my 18th birthday to set up my own account
>after we were done the woman who was helping me said "Well, enjoy your birthday!"
>I said "You too"

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