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If you don't have that, you're not a civilized person.

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2023 20:31:37 No.16813052 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2023 20:34:08 No.16813053 Report

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no, actually, it means I'm not a anally retentive homosexual that is incapable of taking a shower

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2023 20:35:04 No.16813054 Report

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>>16813052
I shower after every poop

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2023 20:35:39 No.16813055 Report

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>>16813052
Built for BBC

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2023 20:36:18 No.16813056 Report

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>>16813052
I sort of agree completely. I'm playing house for the first time with my girlfriend and the last thing I want to do is try to eat her pussy, a normally enjoyable thing, and have a dirty butthole staring me in the face.

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Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2023 20:38:26 No.16813057 Report

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>>16813054
Shakala Myassholum brother

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Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2023 20:38:27 No.16813058 Report

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imagine sharing family shit hose

I have washed my ass in the a shower after running out of tp, shit goes everywhere

we don't even wash chicken anymore because we figured out it sprays salmonella everywhere no imagine the chicken is your arse

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2023 20:40:52 No.16813059 Report

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>>16813058
you just poop and got up?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2023 20:41:04 No.16813060 Report

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>>16813052
is it weird that I don't need a firehose in my asshole to wash my ass? a little water on the first tp does it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2023 20:41:38 No.16813061 Report

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>>16813052
I don't poop because I'm a girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2023 20:42:39 No.16813062 Report

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>>16813052
Can euros and japs explain to me how this a) doesn't splash the bottom of your balls with shitwater, b) cleans all of the crevices of your asshole properly, and c) doesn't leave you with a wet ass covered in water with traces of shit still dissolved.

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Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2023 20:42:39 No.16813063 Report

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>>16813052
One of the best decisions I've made recently I used now only 2 squares of ply per dump. Its amazing how nice it feels to be clean. Can't believe people walk around with crusty smeared shit in their ass now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2023 20:43:34 No.16813064 Report

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>>16813059
kinda, I just hobbled leaning forward to the edge of the bath took the shower head and sat down

makes shit water run down your taint also

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Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2023 20:44:26 No.16813065 Report

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>>16813058
It self disinfects after every spray with intense UV lighting

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2023 20:45:01 No.16813066 Report

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>>16813062
bidets are for french women with periods, 3rd worlders have them because they couldn't figure out to make toilet paper

they are not for mens shitty arses, you are correct poo water will run down your taint and balls

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Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2023 20:45:57 No.16813067 Report

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i actually just ordered this and installed it (not that exact model, but similar chinkshit)

it works incredibly well and i cant believe they aren't everywhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2023 20:46:04 No.16813068 Report

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>>16813064
faggot, use toilet paper first, disgusting

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2023 20:46:34 No.16813069 Report

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>>16813065
nothing like spraying other peoples shit particles into your arse hole

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2023 20:47:05 No.16813070 Report

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>>16813068
learn 2 read

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2023 20:47:33 No.16813071 Report

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>>16813068
>toilet paper, limited amount
>water, infinite amount

okay dumbass

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2023 20:50:28 No.16813072 Report

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>>16813054
Hell yhea! Fucking this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2023 20:50:30 No.16813073 Report

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>>16813069
you dont shit on the nozzles, retard

using a bidet does make cleanup easier and you have to touch your asshole less, which is nice. also you use way less toilet paper and are cleaner

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Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2023 20:51:18 No.16813074 Report

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>>16813067
Now you're a really civilized, fren

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2023 20:51:20 No.16813075 Report

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Non-Anglos:
> I-f-f-f-f you don't have the same shit wiping behaviour as our collective, you're a heretic

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2023 20:53:06 No.16813076 Report

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I have a 5k Toto bidet toilet that is heated and has air dryer.
It is not worth it and you still have to wipe your ass.
The best thing about it is the heated seats

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2023 20:53:29 No.16813077 Report

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>>16813052
why not just buy a pair of rollerblades, open a bed & breakfast with a dancer named Jamal and be done with it?

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Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2023 20:53:44 No.16813078 Report

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A new challenger appears.

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Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2023 21:03:19 No.16813079 Report

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>>16813052
None of you mfs use wet wipes?

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Anonymous ID:dB3nPR09 Fri 06 Jan 2023 21:05:00 No.16813085 Report

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>you need to spray cold water up your asshole everytime you shit because...BECAUSE YOU JUST NEED TO OKAY

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