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nch ID:nz9ky6PG Sat 07 Jan 2023 16:38:28 No.16816445 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>16817770 >>16822268 >>16822794

Bant. How do I convince my cutefriend to kiss me on the lips? Aren't there party games where you can trick someone into doing that?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WvcbLTD3 Sat 07 Jan 2023 16:44:18 No.16816456 Report

Quoted By: >>16816473

hold the fag at gunpoint

nch

nch ID:nz9ky6PG Sat 07 Jan 2023 16:50:54 No.16816473 Report

Quoted By: >>16817031 >>16819782

>>16816456
She is a lesbian and if I am violent then there will be social and legal repercussions.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:01jNMrKG Sat 07 Jan 2023 17:28:54 No.16817031 Report

Quoted By: >>16817053

>>16816473
then you must become a lesbian as well

nch

nch ID:nz9ky6PG Sat 07 Jan 2023 17:36:31 No.16817053 Report

Quoted By: >>16817247 >>16817258

>>16817031
No I just want to kiss her on the lips. Is that so much to ask for?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:01jNMrKG Sat 07 Jan 2023 18:40:50 No.16817247 Report

Quoted By:

>>16817053
yes because you are not willing to become a lesbian

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AbgIOpoC Sat 07 Jan 2023 18:46:00 No.16817258 Report

Quoted By: >>16818017

>>16817053
If shes a lesbian, you can never kiss her on the lips m8

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:RApej5ZG Sat 07 Jan 2023 21:01:23 No.16817759 Report

Quoted By: >>16819762 >>16819868 >>16819966

/bant/trannies trying to have culture be like:

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RlU82uDF Sat 07 Jan 2023 21:04:38 No.16817770 Report

Quoted By: >>16818043 >>16818068

>>16816445
beg repeatedly day after day

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IrAJOTF+ Sat 07 Jan 2023 21:53:44 No.16817905 Report

Quoted By: >>16818061

yes there is have you ever played spin the bottle nch

nch

nch ID:nz9ky6PG Sat 07 Jan 2023 22:32:53 No.16818017 Report

Quoted By: >>16818027

>>16817258
I think it would be possible. Even if she did not get anything out of it, she could still perform the act. I would enjoy it more than she would be disgusted by it. I could compensate her for it monetarily. And the amount of good in the world would go up. How do I bring up the proposition?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:IrAJOTF+ Sat 07 Jan 2023 22:34:30 No.16818027 Report

Quoted By: >>16818068

>>16818017
paying for kisses nch?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:modeFtqB Sat 07 Jan 2023 22:38:01 No.16818043 Report

Quoted By:

>>16817770
this, she'll cave eventually

nch

nch ID:nz9ky6PG Sat 07 Jan 2023 22:43:16 No.16818061 Report

Quoted By: >>16818066

>>16817905
No but I understand the premise. It's hard to get the magnets to work right though. I don't want to end up kissing an uggo.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IrAJOTF+ Sat 07 Jan 2023 22:45:01 No.16818066 Report

Quoted By: >>16818072

>>16818061
nch all i can tell you is: you miss 100% of the shots you don't take
if you want something you gotta go for it even if there's a chance it might not work
don't put off the bottle spin just because you can't get the magnets to work

nch

nch ID:nz9ky6PG Sat 07 Jan 2023 22:45:33 No.16818068 Report

Quoted By: >>16818070

>>16817770
I think she will get annoyed with me...
>>16818027
Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things. If you saw this friend of mine you would understand. She is so fucking cute... I want to cuddle her and hold her hand and kiss her on the lips and marry her and emotionally support her and wake up next to her every day for the rest of my life.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IrAJOTF+ Sat 07 Jan 2023 22:45:59 No.16818070 Report

Quoted By: >>16818084

>>16818068
show me a picture of her

nch

nch ID:nz9ky6PG Sat 07 Jan 2023 22:46:31 No.16818072 Report

Quoted By: >>16818090

>>16818066
Maybe I can practice my spinning to make it always land in the same spot.

nch

nch ID:nz9ky6PG Sat 07 Jan 2023 22:48:51 No.16818084 Report

Quoted By: >>16818090

>>16818070
No. That would be an invasion of privacy. I will tell you this: she has short black hair, olive skin, large brown eyes and fat, red lips. Her nose is small and narrow. She is very short, maybe five feet tall. And she has slightly thicker than average eyebrows.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IrAJOTF+ Sat 07 Jan 2023 22:50:14 No.16818090 Report

Quoted By: >>16818120

>>16818072
nch you know how strippers get stupid tattoos that say stuff like "live, laugh, love" well one of the ones they get says 'carpe diem' and that's neo-latin for seize the day which is what you should be doing instead of karfunkling around coming up with excuses not to go for it
>>16818084
that doesn't sound cute at all you made her sound like some squat meaty goblin

nch

nch ID:nz9ky6PG Sat 07 Jan 2023 22:59:09 No.16818120 Report

Quoted By: >>16818132

>>16818090
I just figured out what to do. I can't tell you though because I don't want to draw the attention of law enforcement.
>>16818090
Well I'm sorry that my description is inadequate but rest assured, she is extremely fucking cute. Like enough that it should be illegal for her to be a lesbian, in fact.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IrAJOTF+ Sat 07 Jan 2023 23:01:56 No.16818132 Report

Quoted By: >>16818453

>>16818120
nch i thought you broke up with the lesbian girlfriend and got a new one

nch

nch ID:nz9ky6PG Sun 08 Jan 2023 01:17:41 No.16818453 Report

Quoted By: >>16819763

>>16818132
I am not sure where you got that impression but this is the same person.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:aSPsAYeh Sun 08 Jan 2023 01:18:16 No.16818456 Report

Quoted By:

APC

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i289jEAZ Sun 08 Jan 2023 01:22:30 No.16818459 Report

Quoted By: >>16818475

I FUCKING HAD ENOUGH. I SAID I FUCKING HAD ENOUGH. YOU SAID I WOULDN'T FUCKING SAY IT BUT I DID. HERE WE ARE. HERE WE FUCKING GO. I AM TIRED OF YOUR FUCKING THEAD. I DID NOT FUCKING SUBSCRIBE TO THIS. IT ENDS. THIS ENDS.

nch

nch ID:nz9ky6PG Sun 08 Jan 2023 01:29:00 No.16818475 Report

Quoted By:

>>16818459
bro take a chill pill...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ft26EmL1 Sun 08 Jan 2023 04:32:37 No.16818976 Report

Quoted By: >>16822092

why did she not kiss you before the sex

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uYUZ6zAN Sun 08 Jan 2023 06:10:08 No.16819762 Report

Quoted By:

>>16817759
RApe ID

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IrAJOTF+ Sun 08 Jan 2023 06:11:21 No.16819763 Report

Quoted By: >>16822092

>>16818453
you told me your gf broke up with you because you kept asking her to record herself saying stupid gibberish for you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EAO+6Sl5 Sun 08 Jan 2023 06:26:08 No.16819782 Report

Quoted By: >>16822092

>>16816473
rape correction

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MePgJLIJ Sun 08 Jan 2023 07:16:28 No.16819868 Report

Quoted By:

>>16817759
>RApe ID
you have your answer right here op

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2LCU7TxC Sun 08 Jan 2023 08:27:28 No.16819966 Report

Quoted By:

>>16817759
RApe

nch

nch ID:nz9ky6PG Sun 08 Jan 2023 16:00:00 No.16822092 Report

Quoted By: >>16822233 >>16823926

>>16818976
What sex?
>>16819763
Now I am pursuing my lesbian cutefriend
>>16819782
Which do you think I would enjoy more: rape or consensual sex?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IrAJOTF+ Sun 08 Jan 2023 16:51:20 No.16822233 Report

Quoted By: >>16822454

>>16822092
does that mean she's not your girlfriend nch

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9+7ujGLs Sun 08 Jan 2023 17:04:57 No.16822268 Report

Quoted By: >>16822460

>>16816445
protecting Yuuko
taking care of Yuuko

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lwn6qRhq Sun 08 Jan 2023 17:08:37 No.16822272 Report

Quoted By: >>16822277

lol /bant/oids out here trying to score lesbians and wondering why they can't have sex

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Zqj+rRfX Sun 08 Jan 2023 17:11:11 No.16822277 Report

Quoted By:

>>16822272
hmm
maybe i should try that

nch

nch ID:nz9ky6PG Sun 08 Jan 2023 18:19:09 No.16822454 Report

Quoted By: >>16822555

>>16822233
I believe that at this point it would be appropriate to describe her as such. I don't think she would mind it desu

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LxJu5nJS Sun 08 Jan 2023 18:20:03 No.16822460 Report

Quoted By:

>>16822268
How is this going to help OP to bang his friend?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IrAJOTF+ Sun 08 Jan 2023 19:02:02 No.16822555 Report

Quoted By: >>16823357

>>16822454
nch i think that maybe this girl is not your girlfriend

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kdr8ILj/ Sun 08 Jan 2023 20:40:53 No.16822794 Report

Quoted By: >>16822798 >>16823357

>>16816445
bnat... How does kissing feel like?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IrAJOTF+ Sun 08 Jan 2023 20:41:48 No.16822798 Report

Quoted By: >>16823357

>>16822794
bags of sand

nch

nch ID:nz9ky6PG Sun 08 Jan 2023 23:33:07 No.16823357 Report

Quoted By:

>>16822555
I just asked her and she said that yes she is my girlfriend.
>>16822794
Imagine kissing the crevice between your thumb and palm, if it were a little bit moist. Mwah mwah
>>16822798
Bags of water maybe but not really desu

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ft26EmL1 Mon 09 Jan 2023 02:33:05 No.16823926 Report

Quoted By: >>16824420

>>16822092
Sex with your lesbian girlfriend.

nch

nch ID:nz9ky6PG Mon 09 Jan 2023 04:52:06 No.16824420 Report

Quoted By:

>>16823926
No she would not be sexually interested in you and she concealed carries so you could not rape her.

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