>be me
>playing souls games
>they're all awesome
>bloodborne comes out
>"ps4 exclusive"
>fuck I only have a pc
>fwrd to 2017
>decide it's worth buying a console just to play that 1 game bc my fav series
>doing to research before I buy
>"ps+ required to play online"
>huh?
>"ps+ costs $9.95/mo try first month free!"
>wtf
>google some more
>it's real
>console cucks actually pay a subscription to use the internet they already pay for

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