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What are the /pol/itical implications that he might have not? >Earliest sources, Josephus and Tacitus, were born after Jesus' supposed death, used second-hand sources and spoke in detail about other divine religious and cult figures, from Demigods, to magical beasts to countless Gods. Especially Tacitus, who as a member of the Roman quindecimviral priesthood and showed a marked interest in the most detailed rituals throughout Rome and Barbaricum. If him explaining Christianity's background as told to him by Christians in a single small paragraph attests to Jesus' existence, then Hercules, Athena, all of Germania's mythos, etc. which have quadruple the paragrahs also existed. Did they? >Curiously enough, Philo of Alexandria, which was obsessed with all fringe cults and contemporary figures including the most obscure and/or heretical ones, eg Essenes, Theraputae, etc. and that was actually alive and in Jerusalem when Jesus supposedly rode a donkey thriumphantly into the city, never once wrote about him, his followers nor all of the miracles like all tombs opening with the dead walking about.
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It's really bizarre that this myth of Jesus has been spread and believed in by so many people for nearly 2000 years.
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>>16837363 Picrel is all Tacitus talked about Christians. A small paragraph in his Annals kek lost among the shitton of paragraphs about other figures and deities in all his works
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>>16837363 The story of Christ is a mystery play that had origins in many other traditions; it's best to believe that Christ's story unfolded on a higher plane of reality.
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Long live Jesus, Long live Mary!
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>>16837364 The constantinian shift was brutal and chock-full of censorious persecutions and razing of pagan iconography.
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>>16837363 female jesus looks hot, but I want to cover her and ask her what is she so passionate about and help her. Does that make me a jew bros?
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>>16837364 I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Religion is based on false beliefs. I personally think it could be a facade for deeper dimensional realities, keeping us at bay. Souls and the afterlife are real, though, but deities are not
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>>16837369 >what is she so passionate about not joseph that's for certain
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iirc christianity didn't really spread until almost 1k years after its supposed messiah was sacrificed. then bang, it's everywhere
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>>16837371 ayayay, the OG "cuck" amirite?
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>>16837363 >is mythology real? Yes.
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>>16837373 aye, tiny eyeless tien
>>16837372 >1k the edict of millan in 316ADpushed for it hard throughout the empire, up until then all estimates say Christians were only around 7% of the empire's populace. When the dark ages ie fall of rome came in 476, most of it was christians other than the north of europe. Around 900AD iirc is when the europe was fully christinized outside of a few pockets
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>>16837367 The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where "feed" and "seed" both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck".
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If Jesus returns as a 2d anime girl I will convert.
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>>16837364 >memeflag >kike. Anonymous
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>>16837377 impossible, 2d waifus are anti-shmetic
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>>16837363 It's a shame that so much sexism, homophobia, colonialism, slavery, rape, and murder has been justified by a myth. I have hope for the future though, gen z is very atheist and progressive.
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>>16837364 It's just a Jewish subversion. Look how it works on western society. They convinced whites to worship a Jewish supremacist god. It's fucking insane. The ultimate cuckoldry.
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>>16837363 You think Jews would do that? Make shit up?
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>>16837380 All this and after 2000y christianity couldnt solve the JQ kek
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>>16837363 May the lord forgive you.
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>>16837385 There are so many problems with the Bible that you choose to ignore you will have to answer for it. You choose an obviously contradictive text above God.
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>>16837385 Bible told me the truth shall set me free, so now he's seething because truth sets people free?
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>>16837363 The dude existed. He was just some guy.
>but he had special powers! Healing powers! The nigga instinctively knew CPR and impressed the fuck out of all the peasants with it. Probably knew a few other party tricks as well (bleeding finger in a glass of water, dumbasses believing it turned into wine).
He knew shit but he wasn't a "son of god".
He didn't deserve to get the shit beaten out of him though. Romans were bullies.
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>>16837387 #You claim that the God of the universe is also a Jewish supremacist. Do you know how stupid that is? Stop choosing a contradictive mess over God. You are going to have to answer that.
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>>16837388 >Romans were bullies. Nooooo despite being the law of the land and Pontius Pilate being reknown for his ruthlessness, t-they actual w-were forced by kikes to btfo Jesus. I SWEAR
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>>411827814 >>411827814 >>411827814 >>411827814 What is the political implication of atheists never having children?
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>>16837363 rabbi burn in hell
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>>16837363 Your Mom is Jesus
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>>16837394 Yes, she's a virgin
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>>16837372 It is depicted as spreading throughout the Bible. Less than a thousand years, no?
>>16837363 Didn't read, you post sinful filth.
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>>16837396 >Didn't read Can you
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>>16837363 He existed.
>Jesus of Nazareth was actually Alexandros, son of Herod the Great and a failed pretender to the throne of Israel. >"The Son of the Man" is a Koine->Aramaic->Koine fudging of Alexandros. >Alexandros's mother was Mariamne I, the last Hasmonean princess. >Herod the Great raped Mariamne I and forced her into marriage. >Herod slaughtered all the Hasmonean scions. This was the Massacre of the Innocents. >Herod the Great was summoned to Alexandria by Marc Antony to face charges for the death of Aristobulus III, the real John the Baptist. >Herod the Great tells his uncle to kill Mariamne I if he gets killed by Antony. >False reports that Antony had Herod killed reach Jerusalem. >Joseph and Mariamne I flee to Egypt after Joseph refuses to kill her. >Joseph's wife Salome thinks he's sleeping with Mariamne I and tells Herod, who isn't dead. >Joseph gets killed by Herod. >Mariamne I has a baby boy named Alexandros. >Herod wants Jesus (Alexandros) killed as an infant because he secretly suspected his uncle Joseph of Judea cucked him. >Mariamne I convinces him of her faithfulness. >Salome still hates Mariamne I, convinces Herod to finally have her killed her when Jesus (Alexandros) is four. >Joseph and Mary disappear by name after the advent in the Gospels because they are both dead by the time Jesus (Alexandros) is an adult. Anonymous
>>16837398 >The "missing years" of Jesus (Alexandros) are his education at Rome in the household of Augustus Caesar. >Herod the Great finally orders Jesus (Alexandros) and his younger brother Aristobulus III killed when Jesus (Alexandros) is the age of 29. Jesus (Alexandros) fakes his death instead and goes into hiding. >The "Messianic Secret" is that Herod the Great thinks Jesus (Alexandros) is dead. >Herod the Great dies in 4 BCE. >Jesus (Alexandros) "resurrects" and starts building a coalition to take back his throne as the legitimate heir >Jesus (Alexandros) starts recruiting paramilitary members into "fourth philosophy" political banditry (aka, "fishers of men"). >Jesus (Alexandros) is the "Egyptian" rebel leader referenced in Acts 21:38. >Jesus (Alexandros) promises his followers plenty of riches and glory when he comes into his kingdom. >The entire region is a clusterfuck after Herod the Great's death and Herod Archelaus's inept leadership. >Augustus sends in Publius Quinctilius Varus (yes, *that* Varus) to restore order. >Jesus (Alexandros) builds an army on the Mount of Olives, gives Olivet Discourse when the Romans approach. >His army gets BTFO'd by Publius Quinctilius Varus >Jesus (Alexandros) enters Jerusalem anyway >Jesus (Alexandros) attempts to rob the temple, he was referring literally to his father Herod the Great who rebuilt it. >When Jesus (Alexandros) declares a house divided against itself cannot stand, he's referring to the united claims of the Hasmonean and Herodian dynasties. >Judas of Galilee, another "fourth philosophy" Jewish bandit leader betrays Jesus (Alexandros) to the Romans >Publius Quinctilus Varus has the "resurrected" Jesus (Alexandros) killed and crucified along with his bandit followers as an example >Varus has a sign hung over the cross "King of the Jews" Anonymous
>>16837397 >Muh study Couldn't care less. I don't form judgements so easily.
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>>16837399 >The Romans proceed to hunt down all the fugitive traitors ("Apostles") throughout the empire and crucify them, too. >The region is still such a clusterfuck Augustus abolishes the monarchy entirely and makes it a Syrian satellite. >Paul gets redpilled on Globoromo after helping kill a bunch of partisans. >Paul tries to save the anti-Roman movement >Creates esoteric-Nazaritism >Gets killed by the Romans for spreading intersectional anti-Romanism to the Gentiles >Jewish-Roman Wars happen >Bar-Khokhba Revolt happens >Judea gets BTFO'd >Romans raze Herod's Temple >Rabbinical Judaism is created at the Council of Jamnia by selling out to the Romans >Council of Jamnia censors everything possibly suggestive of being pro-monarchy, pro-Alexandros, or anti-Roman >Rabbinic Judaism becomes and stays the state tool-cult of legalism and institutional power >Biblical Judaism aka "Christianity" survives underground, divorced from its actual origins in both time and space, becomes a neoplatonic mystery religion about Iesus Christ and Logos Anonymous
>>16837398 >>16837399 >>16837401 This is too autistic for me...but I appreciate the schizoid bump, burger
>>16837400 Then maybe you should read OP and make an actual point instead of seething due to a 2d anime waifu being depicted
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>>16837402 He has wasted his life if that is what he has settled on as truth.
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>>16837402 >Josephus writes that it was because of Mariamne's vehement insistence that Herod made her brother Aristobulos a High Priest. Aristobulos, who was not even eighteen years old, drowned (in 36 BCE) within a year of his appointment; Alexandra, his mother, blamed Herod. Alexandra wrote to Cleopatra, begging her assistance in avenging the boy's murder. Cleopatra in turn urged Mark Antony to punish Herod for the crime, and Antony sent for him to make his defense. Herod left his young wife in the care of his uncle Joseph, along with the instructions that if Antony should kill him, Joseph should kill Mariamne. Herod believed his wife to be so beautiful that she would become engaged to another man after his death and that his great passion for Mariamne prevented him from enduring a separation from her, even in death. Joseph became familiar with the queen and eventually divulged this information to her and the other women of the household, which did not have the hoped-for effect of proving Herod's devotion to his wife. Rumors soon circulated that Herod had been killed by Antony, and Alexandra persuaded Joseph to take Mariamne and her to the Roman legions for protection. However, Herod was released by Antony and returned home, only to be informed of Alexandra's plan by his mother and sister, Salome. Salome also accused Mariamne of committing adultery with Joseph, a charge which Herod initially dismissed after discussing it with his wife. After Herod forgave her, Mariamne inquired about the order given to Joseph to kill her should Herod be killed, and Herod then became convinced of her infidelity, saying that Joseph would only have confided that to her were the two of them intimate. He gave orders for Joseph to be executed and for Alexandra to be confined, but Herod did not punish his wife. Anonymous
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>>16837404 >Because of this conflict between Mariamne and Salome, when Herod visited Augustus in Rhodes in 31 BCE, he separated the women. He left his sister and his sons in Masada while he moved his wife and mother-in-law to Alexandrium. Again, Herod left instructions that should he die, the charge of the government was to be left to Salome and his sons, and Mariamne and her mother were to be killed. Mariamne and Alexandra were left in the charge of another man named Sohemus, and after gaining his trust again learned of the instructions Herod provided should harm befall him. Mariamne became convinced that Herod did not truly love her and resented that he would not let her survive him. When Herod returned home, Mariamne treated him coldly and did not conceal her hatred for him. Salome and her mother preyed on this opportunity, feeding Herod false information to fuel his dislike. Herod still favored her; but she refused to have sexual relations with him and accused him of killing her grandfather, Hyrcanus II, and her brother. Salome insinuated that Mariamne planned to poison Herod, and Herod had Mariamne's favorite eunuch tortured to learn more. The eunuch knew nothing of a plot to poison the king, but confessed the only thing he did know: that Mariamne was dissatisfied with the king because of the orders given to Sohemus. Outraged, Herod called for the immediate execution of Sohemus, but permitted Mariamne to stand trial for the alleged murder plot. To gain favor with Herod, Mariamne's mother even implied Mariamne was plotting to commit lèse majesté. Mariamne was ultimately convicted and executed in 29 BCE. Anonymous
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>>16837402 >earliest sources >blah blah blah Don't enter an engagement by disrespecting the image of Jesus and expect an earnest response.
Apologise and I might engage further.
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>>16837392 >Not having children is... LE BAD Better than christcuck sons trooning out or christcuck daughters sucking on a BBC in the school bathroom at the ripe age of 10.
>inb4 homeschool and no social media The (((state))) WILL indoctrinate your children somehow. You'd have to be amish or live in a place like Afghanistan or the Congo for them not to. And sooner or later even those places will have 6G brainwashing towers.
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>>16837729 >Hurr durr Christcuks can't resist Globohomo >Muh Amish! 4chan IQ at its finest
