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Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 19:05:26 No.16840714 View View Reply Original Report

*knock knock*
>open the door
>see two armed Mongolian Russian female invaders, pic related
>UwU anon-kun, today is the butthole and penis inspection day, please face the wall and we'll begin ^_^
What do?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 19:09:24 No.16840715 Report

Quoted By: >>16840716 >>16840742 >>16840743 >>16840745 >>16840754 >>16840790

I'd put them in a bath together, clean them head to toe, shave their body hair, lubricate their skin, put them in a large jar together in my basement and just figure out ways to pose them together in embarrassing manners before releasing them at the local YMCA

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 19:11:03 No.16840716 Report

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>>16840715
but anon... you're the one undergoing the examination here...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 19:17:15 No.16840717 Report

Quoted By: >>16840719

эээ блэт тyoх дьигин дээ

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 19:19:04 No.16840718 Report

Quoted By: >>16840719

gooks!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 19:21:19 No.16840719 Report

Quoted By: >>16840721

>>16840717
>>16840718
this is insensitive to our Mongolian minorities, I'm calling FSB

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 19:32:38 No.16840720 Report

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>>16840714
>what do?

PRESENT THEM.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 19:36:40 No.16840721 Report

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>>16840719
Gonna be eating pure goydaslop for ten years at least then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 19:39:12 No.16840722 Report

Quoted By: >>16840726

>>16840714
Why are they laughing at me? I passed the inspection last year... I'm just nervous now..

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 19:40:56 No.16840723 Report

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>>16840714
Offer them a bowl of boiled eggs

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 19:42:13 No.16840724 Report

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>>16840714
>open door
no I wont

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 19:48:14 No.16840725 Report

Quoted By: >>16840726 >>16840738

>>16840714
Beat them for forgetting about the cum taste test

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 19:48:58 No.16840726 Report

Quoted By: >>16840728

>>16840722
It's OK America-kun, it won't hurt
>>16840725
don't be rude or they shove a bayonet up your butt

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 19:50:17 No.16840727 Report

Quoted By: >>16840736

>>16840714
I would gladly let them inspect my butthole and peepee

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 19:50:29 No.16840728 Report

Quoted By: >>16840729

>>16840726
I’m making sure they do their job properly or are you suggesting Russia should have incompetent soldiers

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 19:52:12 No.16840729 Report

Quoted By: >>16840737

>>16840728
tavarish the milking test isn't a part of the protocol
first you need to prove that you're a good boi and unclench your buttcheeks

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 19:52:58 No.16840730 Report

Quoted By:

>>16840714
o.o

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 19:53:51 No.16840731 Report

Quoted By:

>>16840714
https://vocaroo.com/12PqZO86dyaj

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 19:55:17 No.16840732 Report

Quoted By: >>16840736

>>16840714
where are my yakutian cuties at? Get those finnish traitors out of here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 19:55:30 No.16840733 Report

Quoted By: >>16840736

>>16840714
I guess I have no choice but to submit. Please be gentle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 19:55:34 No.16840734 Report

Quoted By:

>>16840714
>Ok let me just grab my keys *POP* *POP* *POP*

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 19:56:12 No.16840735 Report

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>>16840714
I'd comply but also offer them a drink laced with strong sedatives. They will wake up to find they've been sewn together like siamese twins. They will be in a great amount of pain when the morphine wears off, as their flesh burned after I sewed them together, sealing it with a blowtorch. Their now one body will writhe in agony as I jerk off in my diaper and fursuit to the display. I will keep the abomination alive for as long as possible, feeding it only donuts stuffed with cum and blood.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 19:56:57 No.16840736 Report

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>>16840733
>>16840732
>>16840727
harasho tavarish *puts on gloves*
here we go

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 19:57:13 No.16840737 Report

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>>16840729
As long as they don’t forget, they did last time and I’m complaining to the commander if they do again

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 19:58:13 No.16840738 Report

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>>16840725
>O-oh we're sorry anon... luckily Comrade Bahtur is here to deliver the cum taste test... T-thank you, please don't tell our commandant we almost forgot!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 19:58:14 No.16840739 Report

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Tell them I will only be inspected by a superior redhead white woman.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 19:58:25 No.16840740 Report

Quoted By: >>16840747

>>16840714
haha, please dont force me to smell and kiss ur steamy feet haha
noo harsh occupiers abusing the conquered swedish men hah
nooo haha dont rub ur stuffy feet on my face haha stop not after marching all day haha

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 19:59:46 No.16840741 Report

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>>16840714
>What do?
I take a spaceship trip to Tartaria and go to my meeting with Adolf Hitler (still alive) and the president of the gnome republic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 20:02:52 No.16840742 Report

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>>16840715
Lol excuse me, what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 20:04:20 No.16840743 Report

Quoted By:

>>16840715
You vill live in the jar and you vill be happy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 20:05:10 No.16840744 Report

Quoted By: >>16840746 >>16840749 >>16840758 >>16840760 >>16840764 >>16840767

>>16840714
What do they call asian russians? Is this a real thing or just some /pol/ meme?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 20:07:10 No.16840745 Report

Quoted By:

>>16840715
> Based bonsai kitten enjoyer

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 20:08:59 No.16840746 Report

Quoted By: >>16840748

>>16840744
there is a bunch of different ethnicities with asian phenotype.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 20:09:37 No.16840747 Report

Quoted By: >>16840756

>>16840740
Stop right there Swede twink, DROP YOUR PANTS AND SPREAD YOUR BUTT CHEEKS IMMEDIATELY, OR I WILL SHOOT!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 20:11:11 No.16840748 Report

Quoted By: >>16840750 >>16840753

>>16840746
Are they native russian or imported from somewhere? What do you call them, mongolian?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 20:11:31 No.16840749 Report

Quoted By: >>16840750 >>16840752 >>16840766

>>16840744
There are several Mongolian ethnicities, such as Buryats, Yakuts, polar Eskimo-like dudes like Evenks, lots of them reall
In English language, it seems that Russian means a citizen of Russia regardless of ethnicity, so that's where the confusion comes from I reckon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 20:12:02 No.16840750 Report

Quoted By:

>>16840748
Native for the most part, from Siberia
>>16840749

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 20:13:26 No.16840751 Report

Quoted By:

>>16840714
>>see two armed Mongolian Russian female invaders, pic related
>>UwU anon-kun, today is the butthole and penis inspection day, please face the wall and we'll begin ^_^
>What do?
i think my wife may have some objections

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 20:13:48 No.16840752 Report

Quoted By:

>>16840749
Interesting I had no idea thx for the lesson russbro

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 20:14:23 No.16840753 Report

Quoted By: >>16840755

>>16840748
They're native to their land, which is in the borders of Russia. No, we call them Buryats, Yakuts or whatever ethnic groups they are, it's just some of them are very closely related to Mongols.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 20:16:07 No.16840754 Report

Quoted By:

>>16840715
fpbp

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 20:17:43 No.16840755 Report

Quoted By:

>>16840753
Buryats are Mongols pretty much, they're like us and Ukies, very closely related with mutually intelligible languages

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 20:17:58 No.16840756 Report

Quoted By: >>16840757

>>16840747
That's a Kazakh girl though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 20:18:17 No.16840757 Report

Quoted By: >>16840759

>>16840756
arr rook the same

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 20:19:18 No.16840758 Report

Quoted By:

>>16840744
>What do they call asian russians?
Snow Vodka Cumhole Chinks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 20:19:59 No.16840759 Report

Quoted By: >>16840761

>>16840757
she even looks ethnically uzbek.

Please, Putin-sama publish picrel for females

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 20:20:00 No.16840760 Report

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>>16840744
Inuit cousins living in Siberia and weirdly loyal to Putin

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 20:20:44 No.16840761 Report

Quoted By: >>16840763 >>16840765

>>16840759
my drunkass forgot the pic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 20:21:07 No.16840762 Report

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Immediately comply

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 20:21:48 No.16840763 Report

Quoted By:

>>16840761
Tatar looks like Walter White

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 20:22:15 No.16840764 Report

Quoted By:

>>16840744
Kazakhs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 20:22:50 No.16840765 Report

Quoted By:

>>16840761
Me on the left

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 20:23:58 No.16840766 Report

Quoted By:

>>16840749
Westerners are weird, they seem to genuinely operate on logic of civic nationalism
When someone asks me who I am or when I ask someone who they are I expect them to tell me their ethnicity
>Я Pyccкий, Aзep, Узбeк, Taлыш
Etc.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 20:24:00 No.16840767 Report

Quoted By: >>16840771 >>16840774 >>16840777

>>16840744
they are quite diverse but thankfully the Minoritys have theyre own Areas so its not a Meltingpot but a "seperate but equal" thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 20:24:25 No.16840768 Report

Quoted By: >>16840770

>>16840714
Shoot them both, as the old ukrainian proverb says -
take a look from afar
at a moskal
and almost think that he's a human
blinks his eyes smacks his lips
sometimes you even pity him
but come closer - moskal
(in ukrainian it rhymes)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 20:24:28 No.16840769 Report

Quoted By:

>>16840714
How to get a Russian man

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 20:25:12 No.16840770 Report

Quoted By:

>>16840768
yхилянт cпoк

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 20:26:00 No.16840771 Report

Quoted By: >>16840773

>>16840767
Big cities like Moscow ARE absolutely a melting pot, Moscow even has quite a bit of native niggers speaking fluent Russian

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 20:27:35 No.16840772 Report

Quoted By:

>>16840714
FUCK EM RIGHT IN THE MONGOLIAN BEEF CURTAINS

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 20:28:40 No.16840773 Report

Quoted By: >>16840776

>>16840771
Sure, but Moscow and Leningrad are afaik Russias San Franciscos

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 20:28:59 No.16840774 Report

Quoted By: >>16840776

>>16840767
Russia is a melting pot, the difference is that it didn't have niggers as much until this century, so it's melting pot in big cities of mostly Caucasoid and mongoloids
Way too many Russians I've met in my life end up saying something like
Uhh I have Jewish ancestors or I had an Armenian grandfather or my mother is a tatar etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 20:29:55 No.16840775 Report

Quoted By:

>>16840714
>What do?
don't understand one word of finnish

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 20:30:14 No.16840776 Report

Quoted By:

>>16840773
>Leningrad
it's Petersburg you fucking bolshevik
>>16840774
>Uhh I have Jewish ancestors or I had an Armenian grandfather or my mother is a tatar etc.
yup, that's a post-Soviet mutt
t. pureblood 100% Russian serf ancestry

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 20:30:19 No.16840777 Report

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>>16840767
Whoever compiled that has a shit taste in women lol
(Komi and Ingushetia are nice though)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 20:32:15 No.16840778 Report

Quoted By: >>16840779

>>16840714
>they're wearing no body armor

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 20:33:23 No.16840779 Report

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>>16840778
they didn't come to fight you anon, just to check if your butthole and peenus are healthy
an AK is needed to ensure compliance if you wanna be a bad boi

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 20:34:25 No.16840780 Report

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>>16840714
if the implication here is that they actually have massive chick-dicks and they are there to sexually dominate my mouth and asshole with their "inspection rods" then i immediately submit and prepare to be rutted.

i'm not going to pretend that this kind of thing isn't one of my biggest sex fantasies ever any fucking more damn it.

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Anonymous ID:G4aZIQY0 Thu 12 Jan 2023 20:37:15 No.16840790 Report

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>>16840714
>>16840715

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