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The year is 1996...

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You park your Huffy next to the homemade kicker ramp in the cul-de-sac, Jimmy, Billy, and Billy's little brother in tow. Y'all are thirsty. Mom stops you at the front door...
> Mom: Y'all can't come inside, you're all dirty and I just vacuumed the carpet.
> You: Can you bring us some Yoo-Hoos then?
> Mom: There aren't any left, you drank em all.
You motion for your buddies to follow you around the side of the house.
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The cold metallic water hits your tongue. A thirst-quencher like no other. Why is it so much better than other water? Who knows?... That's a question you'll think about later, for now you are refreshed, and it's only 5PM. Time goes by slow when you're 7-years-old.

We currently live in a dystopian nightmare where we're told that drinking from the water hose is bad, but crossdressing is good. At what time did the societal shift begin? Politicians want us drinking from plastic bottles that pollute the environment, containing water that they procure for us... instead of from the pipes in our homes, containing water that they procure for us. This used to be America. It feels foreign now.