>>168490>>168471Ill tell the story i guess
>be me >at ihop>had no other choice and i was bored so fuck it ill go to ihop>eating breakfast sampler>tasty.jpg>gotta take a shit>go into bathroom and go into big handicap access stall>shit is going well >hear bathroom door open and two voices come in"Okay mr anon lets take you to the stall!
>see two wheels roll up to my stall door>fucking shit fuck shit fuck fuck>what do i do"Oh no! Looks like we will have to wait for the other handicapped gentleman to come out of the stall!"
>fuck>what do i do>wipe ass>stand up and see i only have one option>start pissing everywhere>piss on floor, toilet seat>scruff up hair >keep zipper open and pants un buttoned>basically look retarded>open stall and have hands up and on my chest >start limping and making noises"DANK YOU"
>leave bathroom and sit back down>fuck>10 mins later he rolls out of bathroom>sees me sitting>they come over and waiter is talking to me and they notice im not actually retarded>ihop kicks me out and tells me to never come backAm i a bad person
