I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO, YOU HAVE BEEN SET ON A QUEST TO SCORE.

Pink ID: YOU'RE A FAGGOT
Red ID: YOU'RE A COMMIE, BACK TO /LEFTYPOL/
Yellow ID: YOU'RE A SHITPOSTER
Green ID: YOU'RE A MEMBER OF THE BOARD
Singles: YOU'LL NEVER SCORE
Dubs: YOU'LL SCORE
Trips: YOU'LL SCORE EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE ON LAKE TITICACA