>>1691063This is true
>be me>just walking down towards my local Walmart>I need to buy some basic shit, batteries, water, ramen, porn mags>water bottles when emptied = piss bottle>enjoying the day when BAM>all of a sudden in the corner of my eye I see him>an an*mefag>take off my ripped Mexican masculine man clothes and rip off my bountiful chest hair (I forgot to shave today so it was a FOREST)>shove it into the an*mefag's mouth>Ju arr going tu liek dis, senor>shove my giant Mexican catholic dick up his poop chute>OHH CHICANON, I LOVE THIS>I kno u do, papi knos>make him scream "I HATE C*RNO" until cum>cum in his anuus SLIP>to for make a convince to frensposter>he become fren>no longer C*RnosfagI amad did good thing today