I swear life just hates me. I should’ve known that, it being a warm day, the neighbor girls would be riding their bikes. They love to torment me. Every time they see me taking a walk they chase me down and tackle me. I’m not a small guy so usually takes 3-5 of them. They always pin me down and tie me up before taking turns peeing and farting into my mouth. I don’t how many girl pees and farts my mouth has left before I actually die. This last time one of them joked that she drank a gallon of iced tea just to laugh as the warm urine sprayed out of her bladder directly into my mouth. One ate tacos for lunch to make the rankest of farts that I had to eat too!! How do I stop this bullying?