has r/banter even been on the toilet taking a poop and it goes "braaap" *splat* and "braaaap" *splat* and "braaap" *plonk* and you think that was weird so you look down and see you accidentally shitted out your lumbar vertebrae and now you're paralyzed from the legs down so you can't get up from the toilet and you're stuck and forced to drink toilet water and eat your own poo poo to survive but you die anyway because the nutritional value of poop is too low but everything must be okay because i'm posting this right now??