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Anonymous ID:JecAgWM+ Thu 26 Jan 2023 11:17:34 No.16921220 View View Reply Original Report

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Just found out that my mom has a dildo hidden in her wardrobe.

The same mom that drag us every sunday to the church to celebrate how pure catholics are are.

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Anonymous ID:YNoPbp9a Thu 26 Jan 2023 11:43:43 No.16921273 Report

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>>16921220
>MASTURBATION IS LE BAD!!!!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:c6ffghJE Thu 26 Jan 2023 11:52:35 No.16921286 Report

Quoted By: >>16921292 >>16921299

>MASTURBATION IS LE GOOD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:S02N3bMs Thu 26 Jan 2023 11:59:12 No.16921290 Report

Quoted By: >>16922440 >>16926312

>>16921220
Stick it in your ass
Don't clean it
Then your mother knows that you know, but she can't say shit
Assert dominance

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YNoPbp9a Thu 26 Jan 2023 12:00:20 No.16921292 Report

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>>16921286
commit suicide tiny white pecker cuckold

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Anonymous ID:za2WivoS Thu 26 Jan 2023 12:04:41 No.16921299 Report

Quoted By: >>16921303

>>16921286
>masturbation is bad. da jooz are brainwashing us

>*switches one tab to the right and continues gooning to tranny porn*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hULEzZxh Thu 26 Jan 2023 12:05:48 No.16921302 Report

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masturbation le bad even doe it gave dt erectile dysfunction

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Anonymous ID:c6ffghJE Thu 26 Jan 2023 12:07:07 No.16921303 Report

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>>16921299
>>masturbation is bad. da jooz are brainwashing us
>>*switches one tab to the right and continues gooning to tranny porn*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JecAgWM+ Thu 26 Jan 2023 17:45:18 No.16922440 Report

Quoted By: >>16926489

>>16921290
Now I already got rid of it, but I should've followed your advice

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:f9t54pbK Thu 26 Jan 2023 17:46:30 No.16922444 Report

Quoted By: >>16927361

cum on it and become father brother

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凸( •̀_•́ )凸~( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ ) ID:L8B+pI3Q Thu 26 Jan 2023 18:13:04 No.16922499 Report

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>>16921220
Suck on it

Normie

Normie ID:M0XsVN2G Thu 26 Jan 2023 18:16:28 No.16922510 Report

Quoted By: >>16922515 >>16922526

Why are you going through your moms personal items? Creepy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+jnjcKnz Thu 26 Jan 2023 18:18:12 No.16922515 Report

Quoted By: >>16922589

>>16922510
He was probably playing dress up. It’s fun

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T2JaBcUu Thu 26 Jan 2023 18:20:18 No.16922526 Report

Quoted By: >>16922573 >>16922787 >>16928159

>>16922510
>exposing your mom's sins is... le bad
He should expose and humiliate her to the entire family desu, that way she never falls into degeneracy ever again. It's like circumcision. It's just temporary discomfort and ridicule for an eternity of salvation.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F8prcvCX Thu 26 Jan 2023 18:41:07 No.16922573 Report

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>>16922526
Circumcision is a barbaric torture that only brainlets do.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:UfDR9xmv Thu 26 Jan 2023 18:45:29 No.16922585 Report

Quoted By: >>16922610

>american saying circumcision is a good thing completely out of the blue in a thread that has nothing to do with it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eFfTivDM Thu 26 Jan 2023 18:47:10 No.16922589 Report

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>>16922515
true. done it a couple times myself out curiousity on what women wear. not a fucking tranny btw this was years ago

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T2JaBcUu Thu 26 Jan 2023 18:54:24 No.16922610 Report

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>>16922573
>>16922585
Masturbation addicts will go to hell.

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凸( •̀_•́ )凸~( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ ) ID:L8B+pI3Q Thu 26 Jan 2023 19:09:52 No.16922646 Report

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>>16921220
Suck on it then report back in Tell us what it tastes like

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5hxYWtan Thu 26 Jan 2023 20:07:57 No.16922787 Report

Quoted By: >>16923649

>>16922526
>c-circumcision is good b-because you can't touch your dick a-
>NO STOP LAUGHING
>it also prevents cheese from-
>NO ITS NOT BECAUSE IM TOO LAZY TO WASH MY DICK EVERYDAY STOP LAUGHING AT ME PLEASE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VISsA7sk Thu 26 Jan 2023 22:03:09 No.16923441 Report

Quoted By: >>16928148

>>16921220
have you confronted her about this?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:g7JB0B5G Thu 26 Jan 2023 22:47:06 No.16923649 Report

Quoted By: >>16923687

>>16922787
My girlfriend asked me if I'm circumcised. I told her yes, and she said good. Girls prefer circumcised dick because it smells and tastes better, and a lot of girls think it looks better too.

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凸( •̀_•́ )凸~( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ ) ID:L8B+pI3Q Thu 26 Jan 2023 22:48:59 No.16923660 Report

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>>16921220
When your mom comes home walk up to her with it in your mouth and that way the ball is in her court

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:TJdVzKSQ Thu 26 Jan 2023 22:54:02 No.16923683 Report

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Oh nononono

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DljsQFhS Thu 26 Jan 2023 22:54:16 No.16923687 Report

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>>16923649
Nah having a foreskin is way better, you lose half of the nerve endings on the tip of your penis meaning you have half the orgasm I do.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:g7JB0B5G Thu 26 Jan 2023 23:02:49 No.16923741 Report

Quoted By: >>16924786 >>16926315 >>16928151

>THE ORGASMIC PLEASURE I EXPERIENCE FROM TOUCH MY SUPER SENSITIVE NERVE-FILLED HYPER-PENIS IS SO EUPHORIC I LITERALLY CANNOT STOP INSERTING THINGS IN MY ASS

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VdGUR0t9 Thu 26 Jan 2023 23:18:09 No.16924247 Report

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>>16921220

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Anonymous ID:O2A48eIZ Thu 26 Jan 2023 23:31:58 No.16924630 Report

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>>16921220

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Anonymous ID:DljsQFhS Thu 26 Jan 2023 23:37:38 No.16924786 Report

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>>16923741

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Anonymous ID:M43fv6zQ Fri 27 Jan 2023 00:08:19 No.16924980 Report

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>>16921220

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Anonymous ID:Y8JmswDb Fri 27 Jan 2023 04:53:50 No.16926043 Report

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>>16921220

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Anonymous ID:7StO5H9x Fri 27 Jan 2023 08:12:28 No.16926312 Report

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>>16921290
I... did that before, but thoroughly washed it after. Just wanted to see if I could.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b8g/idrM Fri 27 Jan 2023 08:15:13 No.16926315 Report

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>>16923741
made me lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:S02N3bMs Fri 27 Jan 2023 10:30:55 No.16926489 Report

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>>16922440
Don't worry. She'll just think she has misplaced it so she's gonna go out and get a new one.
You'll get your chance eventually.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0a75arFY Fri 27 Jan 2023 10:55:50 No.16926562 Report

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>>16921220
does the dildo smell like bagina or turd? i think that's relevant in the eyes of the lord.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Qy1DpX Fri 27 Jan 2023 15:23:54 No.16927361 Report

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>>16922444
this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7nIVvkpx Fri 27 Jan 2023 16:21:47 No.16928079 Report

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Anonymous ID:JecAgWM+ Fri 27 Jan 2023 16:31:15 No.16928130 Report

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>>16921220
OP here, y'all are so fucking retarded thinking that I'm mad with her coz "masturbation Le bad", you assholes don't understand that she's ALWAYS saying shit like "that's not so christian to do", "God bless", "look at this video that I found on Facebook that proves sky daddy is real", and then do shit like this. Also imo every woman that buys shit like this is a whore.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JecAgWM+ Fri 27 Jan 2023 16:35:49 No.16928148 Report

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>>16923441
At the moment I really thought about it but I realized that life ain't a Netflix drama where you as a vilain says your dramatic speech and everyone applauses, so I burned and buried it, like a danish guy said on this thread: She can't complain to me that it's missing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YNoPbp9a Fri 27 Jan 2023 16:36:16 No.16928151 Report

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>>16923741
LOL!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JecAgWM+ Fri 27 Jan 2023 16:37:16 No.16928159 Report

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>>16922526
Would be cool but our family doesn't deserve such drama

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mHWFMIxg Fri 27 Jan 2023 16:43:09 No.16928179 Report

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I'm not mad at OP. I'm disappointed that OP didn't post pix of the dildo. Without pix, it's just another story and not much of one at that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rCo/sD0S Fri 27 Jan 2023 16:43:53 No.16928183 Report

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>>16921220
Its like standing in the pulpit with a butt plug

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yHYXpc0A Fri 27 Jan 2023 20:33:35 No.16929951 Report

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>>16921220
I will be her dildo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QFcOvyfD Fri 27 Jan 2023 20:39:31 No.16930013 Report

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>>16921220

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