ITT: /bant/ boss raid!
Rules:
This huge motherfucking burrito appears out of nowhere.
Read the full rules here:
http://drgchan.ddns.net Here's some info about this boss:
name@TACOLAND
dificulty@hard
element@random
If your ID starts with a number you are a HEALER.
If your ID starts with a vowel you are a BARD.
If your ID starts with "Y","X","Z", a RANGER.
If your ID starts with a "/" or "+" you are a PALADIN.
If your ID ends with a "/" or "+" you are a DEATH KNIGHT.
If your ID starts AND ends with a "/" or "+" you are DRAGONBORN.
If your ID starts with "W","R","L","C" or "K" you are a WARLOCK.
Otherwise you are a KNIGHT
Your last 2 digits represent the damage you do
If you roll under 11 you die. (your posts will no longer do damage)
Anonymous
http://drgchan.ddns.net/169272 HEALERS revive fallen soldiers by targeting them and rolling an EVEN number
BARDS are here to motive troops! each time they post an image the next 3 posts will do bonus damage!
RANGERS are here luck based class, better roll = better damage!
KNIGHTS can critical hit by rolling 5 or 0
KNIGHTS avenge fallen soldiers by targeting them and rolling an EVEN number. Avenging does more damage for the glory of the fallen mate.
PALADINS can avenge AND revive!
WARLOCKS can summon minions by posting an image. The last 2 digits of the image filename will be added to his damage. if his roll last digit matches his minion last digit he BURSTS massive damage. If the Warlock types the words "summon@ice", "summon@fire", "summon@water", "summon@electric", or "summon@earth" in their post, they can summon a minion of the specific element for 1.5x additional minion damage if the Beast is weak to the element. If the element is the same as the Beast, the additional minion damage will do .5x the damage instead.
DEATH KNIGHTS can continue attacking after they die. they will do x2 damage when dead but only 2/3 when alive.
DRAGONBORN can avenge and revive when alive, and will transform into a Death knight after death. this is the ultimate class!
Anonymous
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>>169290 nickname@WarlockLeaf
summon@water
Anonymous
Anonymous
Macron
Anonymous
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nickname@TendieCrusader Let's do this
Anonymous
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>>169404 >>169408 OH NO
summon@water
Anonymous
>>169363 Heres to shitty heals on a shitty mobile connection.
nickname@phoneposter
SemiAutomaticTendies
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nickname@Shadilay
Anonymous
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>>169430 heal these guys boss
>>169404 >>169408 summon@water
Macron
>>169408 Help, I died and I can't get up
nickname@Macron2017
WarlockLeaf
>>169469 >when you coulda rezzed yourself but why tho
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>169272 Rolling at work
NN@McCuck
Anonymous
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>>169469 If only you were alive for that
nickname@StickShift
Macron
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>>169483 For the EBIN ELECTION MEMES
WarlockLeaf
>>169483 whoops forgot to summon
summon@water
>captcha : School for sale Anonymous
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RANGER DANGER BABY
Anonymous
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>>169510 Fuck you broseph, you cant die on me
WarlockLeaf
We need to build a wall and make Paco pay for it summon@water
Anonymous
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Taco destroyer in the house
MacronRanger
Anonymous
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Testpost
Testpost testpost test
>>169522 StickShift
MacronRanger
WarlockLeaf
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>>169574 >WHEN YOU DON'T SUMMON KMS
summon@water
>>169606 >>169607 rip
StickShift
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>>169606 That didn't really work
Shadilay The Leaf Ranger
Shadilay The Leaf Ranger ID:Xp/RP8Jd Sun 07 May 2017 02:10:23 No. 169647 Report Quoted By:
Youre going down paco
WarlockLeaf
Get dem good summons goin' summon@water
Shadilay The Leaf Ranger
Shadilay The Leaf Ranger ID:Xp/RP8Jd Sun 07 May 2017 02:11:02 No. 169672 Report Quoted By:
Friendship ended with Macron, now BOGDANOV is my best friend
Friendship ended with Macron, now BOGDANOV is my best friend ID:xzdlko/H Sun 07 May 2017 02:11:22 No. 169683 Report Quoted By:
>>169607 fugg betrayed by the left again
I call for bogdanov help
Anonymous
WarlockLeaf
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>>169666 >satan >2 damage summon ... kms
summon@water
KnightTime
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nickname@KnightTime
Anonymous
bogdabogdabogdanov
Shadilay
StickShift
>>169742 Quick give me the rundown
WarlockLeaf
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remove taco summon@water
Shadilay
WarlockLeaf
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>>169777 THE WALL JUST GOT 10 FEET TALLER
summon@water
Shadilay
KnightTime
bogdabogdabogdanov
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>>169760 RUNDOWN STATUS : LIT
Anonymous
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No burritos only tacos
Shadilay
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I love the smell of tendies in the morning
KnightTime
bogdabogdabogdanoff
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shitposting make tacos die quicker
WarlockLeaf
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I give taco to Paco he give me aids wall/10 summon@water
StickShift
What would an enraged taco look like?
Shadilay
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fug zero multiplyer
KnightTime
WarlockLeaf
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>>169879 probably diarrhea
summon@water
KnightTime
Anonymous
queen of /bant/ here its time
Shadilay
WarlockLeaf
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>>169923 Support us, queen
summon@water
Shadilay
Shadilay
StickShift
Shadilay
KnightTime
Anonymous
Shadilay
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LETS DOOO THISSSS
bogdabogdabogdanoff
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nickname@bogdanoff Keep going
WarlockLeaf
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I still maintain that Death Knight is busted as fuck summon@water
bogdabogdabogdanoff
KnightTime
StickShift
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No kill please
WarlockLeaf
KnightTime
Shadilay
Anonymous
StickShift
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>>170000 Jesus fucking christ you one shot him with bogdanoff powers
Anonymous
bogdabogdabogdanoff
Shadilay
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>>170000 The post that saved /bant/
Anonymous
OP
>>170000 fuck me
>thread aborted I'm not making a new one lads. This guy wins dragonchan forever.
bogdabogdabogdanoff
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>>170129 I apologize for nothing
Anonymous
Bookmarking ebin raid for posterity
Anonymous
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>>170129 I hope you make some of these threads in the future as well. It seems interesting to
tank
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rolling bitches
Anonymous
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>>170129 Is it much work to set one up?
I might do one later after I get some work done if it's easy to set up
tank
StickShift
>>170398 Music man that goes around inspiring the party of heroes with his songs and gives them buffs and stat bonuses in vidya
bogdabogdabogdanoff
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https://youtu.be/HbXj2OGXFjI?t=38s official anthem of tacosland from now on
or should I say, bogdaland
bogdangrad will be the very first city
tank
bogdabogdabogdanoff
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>>170183 include me in screencap plox
Anonymous
>>169272 nickname@MORNINGSTAR
COME ON
Anonymous