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Anonymous Fri 27 Jan 2023 23:31:23 No.16931100 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>16931102 >>16931103 >>16931105 >>16931106 >>16931109 >>16931117 >>16931129 >>16931134 >>16931155

>Sorry mom, I can’t see you tonight, I’m hanging out with a friend
>the friend:

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Anonymous Fri 27 Jan 2023 23:41:27 No.16931101 Report

Quoted By: >>16931115 >>16931126 >>16931129

for me its pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Jan 2023 23:42:36 No.16931102 Report

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>>16931100
Jack Daniels for me tonight. Almost bought Jim Beam though albeit.

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ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ !SM0TN//WQg Fri 27 Jan 2023 23:43:36 No.16931103 Report

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>>16931100
Kys alcoholic

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Anonymous Fri 27 Jan 2023 23:45:27 No.16931104 Report

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based and drunkpilled

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Anonymous Fri 27 Jan 2023 23:46:27 No.16931105 Report

Quoted By: >>16931107 >>16931112

>>16931100
For me it's

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Anonymous Fri 27 Jan 2023 23:46:39 No.16931106 Report

Quoted By: >>16931108 >>16931141

>>16931100
Many years ago, someone posted a incredibly pathetic greentext story on /b/ about how he would lie to his father about going out with friends on Saturdays in order not to seem like a loser. Instead, he'd take his car to a parking lot and fall asleep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Jan 2023 23:48:50 No.16931107 Report

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>>16931105
Based

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Anonymous Fri 27 Jan 2023 23:53:49 No.16931108 Report

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>>16931106
I don't live with my parents but I do lie to them about my social life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2023 00:00:14 No.16931109 Report

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>>16931100
>>16931102
drinking buffalo trace tonight

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2023 00:01:14 No.16931110 Report

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For me it's rhum, 59%, with coke though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2023 00:04:02 No.16931111 Report

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You fucking retard. Go tell your mom you love her and stop being an alcoholic loser.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2023 00:05:21 No.16931112 Report

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>>16931105
I remember drinking 3/4 of a bottle of that and I woke up in the hospital with a scab on my forehead. To this day I have no idea what happened.

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Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2023 00:08:51 No.16931113 Report

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For me? Pic related with mineral water, salt and lotta ice.

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Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2023 00:08:52 No.16931114 Report

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What I'll be sippin on

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2023 00:12:26 No.16931115 Report

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>>16931101
Tried it once. Because of the animal in the label I thought it was a bourbon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2023 00:13:43 No.16931116 Report

Quoted By: >>16931119

Bacardi and coke for me tonight

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2023 00:15:18 No.16931117 Report

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>>16931100
Based
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4E9ydw_aDMg

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Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2023 00:17:07 No.16931118 Report

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>>16931104
holy heaven

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2023 00:22:30 No.16931119 Report

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>>16931116
Which one? Oak heart and carta blance are alright. Carta negra tastes disgusting Imo

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Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2023 00:24:01 No.16931120 Report

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for me tonight's friend, cheap, tasty and effective. Cheers !

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Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2023 00:26:38 No.16931121 Report

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>Sorry, mom
>I know I've been hanging out with the same friend for the last two-and-a-half days straight with almost no breaks in between to the point where the only feeling I get when I renew our 'hang-out' time is an immediate disassociative identity episode and begin writhing on the floor in psychological agony.
>The

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Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2023 00:26:49 No.16931122 Report

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Probably gonna get some cheap beer tonight. Either pabst or natural ice

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2023 00:30:19 No.16931123 Report

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this is literally me

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Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2023 00:31:00 No.16931124 Report

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>>16931115

How did you respond?

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Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2023 00:32:00 No.16931125 Report

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Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2023 00:34:17 No.16931126 Report

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>>16931101
For cheap whiskey I prefer Whyte & Mackay it tastes better neat and mixed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2023 00:34:24 No.16931127 Report

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Tonight I'm a high life man

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nkrPHv5qOCc

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2023 00:36:35 No.16931128 Report

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drinking white wine cause im gay
watcha know bout that?
prolly tonnes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2023 00:39:31 No.16931129 Report

Quoted By: >>16931130 >>16931131 >>16931132 >>16931157

>>16931100
>>16931101
>>16931104
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE FUCKING beer AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DUDE!!!!!!!!!! alcohol!!!!!!!!!!!! *hits wife FUCKING DUUUUUUDE that whiskey like just...................DUDE LMFFFFFAAAAAAOOOO i am so fucking drunk on wine right now XD SCOOOOOTCH holla my DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JUST.........open................MY.......................bottle......................UP........................................AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY damn bro DRINK LEGALIZE DUI IT! LEGALIZE IT! LEGALIZE IT! Drink EM puke EM PUT EM IN A BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am just FUCKING BAKED right now my DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOO RAISE YO HAND IF U TURNT AF RIGHT NOW raises both hands AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WEED DUDE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I SMOKE 2 JOINTS IN DA MORNIN MON...........DUDE! WEED! HAAAAAAAAAAAA IM LIKE A FUCKIN KITE RIGHT NOW MY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! S O F U C K I N G H I G H O N W E E D I CANT EVEN FOCUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SMOKING ONLY THE DANKEST OF HERB MY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOME OF THAT TRIPLE BANANA WINSTON CHURCHILL MEGA DANK GAZA GRASS YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN SO FUCKIN BLAZED RIGHT NOW DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDE AHAHAHAHHAA BAZINGA inhales YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cough THIS cough SHIT cough IS cough SO cough FUCKIN cough DANK my DUDE HAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAH WHY AM I EVEN LAUGHING ROTFLMAOO THIS SHIT IS NARSH BRO FUCKIN HELLA SMOKE WEED ERR DAY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm too lazy to replace all the weeds for alcoholic beverages on this copypasta. But yeah, alcoholics are this kind of trash basically

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Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2023 00:42:28 No.16931130 Report

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>>16931129
but you opened this thread anyway
interesting!

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Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2023 00:43:59 No.16931131 Report

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>>16931129
t. Abdul from Amsterdam

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Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2023 00:44:03 No.16931132 Report

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>>16931129

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Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2023 00:51:15 No.16931133 Report

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>>16931131
pretty sure i've spotted him before
a lowlife who needs to bash alcoholics to satisfy his need for feeling empowered, on a friday (saturday morning) at 2 am and doesn't see the irony
genuinely an idiot

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Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2023 00:56:58 No.16931134 Report

Quoted By: >>16931137

>>16931100
>american whiskey

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Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2023 01:01:59 No.16931135 Report

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>>16931131
>implying muslims from amsterdam dont drink

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Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2023 01:03:20 No.16931136 Report

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my friend tonight
i couldn't fit the other two drugs in the picture

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2023 01:04:08 No.16931137 Report

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>>16931134
like shitalians even know about whiskey lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2023 01:04:50 No.16931138 Report

Quoted By: >>16931139 >>16931143 >>16931145 >>16931146

I don't get the point of hard alcohol unless you're a terminal stage alcoholic. You take a few shots and you're already piss drunk, with beer or wine you can sip on it for a while and just get a pleasant buzz.

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Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2023 01:07:30 No.16931139 Report

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>>16931138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EmNSPU6YCE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2023 01:08:20 No.16931140 Report

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fuck schizomedicine and fuck my liver for not allowing me to become a drunkard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2023 01:09:02 No.16931141 Report

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>>16931106
I honestly don't care if my parents think I'm a loser. In fact, I think they deserve it, my dad raised in me in his own autistic way and now he should see what that caused.
That being said, I actually do have a social life and friends and shit. I just think it's funny to imagine my parents thinking that I'm a loser.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2023 01:15:14 No.16931142 Report

Quoted By: >>16931151

enjoying a drink with friends is based
alcoholics are beyond pathetic and cringe, I say that as a recovered alcoholic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2023 01:16:03 No.16931143 Report

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>>16931138
You sip on whiskey as well, it's not vodka

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Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2023 01:17:09 No.16931144 Report

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I'm listening to a Fatboy Slim set on YouTube and eating Ferrero Rocher

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2023 01:21:09 No.16931145 Report

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>>16931138
I can drink 50 cl of pure vodka and not feel sleepy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2023 01:22:20 No.16931146 Report

Quoted By: >>16931147 >>16931148 >>16931149

>>16931138
It's impossible to drink beer fast enough to get drunk

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2023 01:24:35 No.16931147 Report

Quoted By: >>16931153

>>16931146
Isn't most of your beer like 4%?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2023 01:28:38 No.16931148 Report

Quoted By: >>16931153

>>16931146
stop being a fatass and weight less, then its easier

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2023 01:29:01 No.16931149 Report

Quoted By: >>16931153

>>16931146
that's the idea

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Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2023 01:29:09 No.16931150 Report

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>>16931110
>rhum
french is so cute who can't spell it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2023 01:30:38 No.16931151 Report

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>>16931142
I don't have any friends.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2023 01:33:24 No.16931152 Report

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I’ve managed to quit after two and a half years of heavy drinking. Withdrawals were mad. Honestly being sober is not worth it, life is still shit but now you are aware of it instead of numbing yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2023 01:33:41 No.16931153 Report

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>>16931147
I don't buy beer but if I do it's between 5.5 and 6
>>16931148
I'm normal weight
>>16931149
Sounds dumb, alcohol tastes like shit so I can't see why anyone would drink it other than to get drunk

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Anonymous ID:Xt0jDJPe Sat 28 Jan 2023 01:36:06 No.16931155 Report

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>This thread was moved to >>16931100

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Anonymous ID:c0fTH1vt Sat 28 Jan 2023 01:37:10 No.16931157 Report

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>>16931129
She's right

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