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!l0neSOM356 ID:QBfrx5SE No.1694236 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>be me
>Niggerbob Blackpants
>walking through the streets of Compton wit my bitch Patricia
>dat ass is SO TIGHT NYUCKAHHH
>all a sudden some bix nood ass muhfuggah who call hisself SQUIDDARIUS gets all up in my face
>"AYO NIGGA SHEEIT YU AN YO BITCH BE MAKING TOO MUCH NOISE SLAMMIN' GNOMESAYIN' MUHFUCKAH?"
>oh HELL NAW nigga
>ain't no bitch gonna talk shit to me like that
>grab dat muhfuckah by the tentacle
>twist arm and turn dat nigga 'round
>AYO PATRICIA, HOLD DIS NIGGA DOWN
>Squiddarius is clearly distraught n sheeit gnomesayin' muhguffa
>as I pull my britches down he looks at me as if dat nigga was beggin' fo his lief
>turn his head around
>NO, BLACKBOB PLEEZ
>YOUSES TIGHT MY MAN JUSS LE-
>Nah you LISTEN TO ME MUHFUCKAH
>I'm gonna fukk yu guud bish, gun mayk you my trap
>I'm a ratchet ass spongenyuckah
>Patricia nodded
>Don't mess wit my man Niggerbob bish, he fukk yu up muhguffa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5AXMMxpe_8
>as Squiddarius pleads, I shove my big ass muhfuckin' WHALE COCK in his shit chute
>BLACKED.gif
>won't stop squealin'
>SQUEAL LIKE A WHITE BOI NIGGUH
>press him down harduh like a bish
>HARDUH
>goes on for 3 hours, rapin' dis bish
>finally cum
>Patricia feeds him her juicy ass trap cock an leaves him in the ghetto of Compton
>Ahuhuhuh, what do we do next Niggerbob?
>Sheeit, les find out
ITT: Autistic greentext because I miss the Spongebob greentext poster who stopped posting