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OFFICIAL JESUS ask me anything

Anonymous ID:kdMhbIse Thu 02 Feb 2023 03:02:23 No.16966630 View View Reply Original Report

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whats up everyone. its kyasat, 28 from London.

I am the second coming of Jesus Christ. Ask me anything !

Just drinking some juice and having a smoke, what'r you up to ?

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SHIT POST ID:FLG/BoF2 Thu 02 Feb 2023 03:05:28 No.16966637 Report

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I'd believe you if I get a Dad ID in your thread.
You know what if I do, I'm the second coming of Jesus and you're just a Satan
AND I ROLL

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SHIT POST ID:FLG/BoF2 Thu 02 Feb 2023 03:05:55 No.16966640 Report

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>>16966637
Fuuuuuuuuuhhh

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Anonymous ID:kdMhbIse Thu 02 Feb 2023 03:08:04 No.16966652 Report

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>>16966637
my fathers name is Afzal Nadeem. thats him. he took my mothers virginity. My mother is Suhaila Sulaiman Nadeem. That makes me Suhailas son.

>in b4 post mum
lol no

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Anonymous ID:OdT/RGjq Thu 02 Feb 2023 03:30:29 No.16966723 Report

Quoted By: >>16966725 >>16966740

how can u be god if I am god??? check my green id

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OdT/RGjq Thu 02 Feb 2023 03:31:48 No.16966725 Report

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>>16966723
blue, i literally meant

jesus

jesus ID:kdMhbIse Thu 02 Feb 2023 03:36:43 No.16966740 Report

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>>16966723
>>16966725
im not God bro, im Jesus. Allah gave me the holy spirit to strengthen me.

In chapter 19, verse 1 of the Quran is the story of Isa bin Maryam. The first line of that chapter reads 'Khyasad'. My mother didn't know that.

The second coming of Christ is mentioned 8x more than the first coming in the Bible. I was born 10.07.1994. I started taking over the Government's etc as Jesus on 27.01.2017, but it was official by 19.09.2022, when the UK Queen died.

if you follow football i am formerly Artekkers on /sp/

jesus

jesus ID:kdMhbIse Thu 02 Feb 2023 03:39:03 No.16966746 Report

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nearly 4am london time. im going sleep for a bit. if any of you have any questions (religion/life/anything at all) I will take the time to write out a serious reply.

peace, and love, Allah Akbar, bless all friends. this is all serious aha!

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