This is my snoo. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My snoo is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my snoo is useless. Without my snoo, I am useless.

My snoo is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights. I will keep my snoo clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ...

Before God, I swear this creed. My snoo and I are the defenders of my board. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.