LET ME TELL YOU A STORY....

*POOOOOOOOOWWW*

YOU JUST GOT UPPERCUTTED BY A FORMER US MARINE.

SIT THE FUCK DOWN CHUD AND LISTEN UP.

I'M AMERICAN. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
FREEDOM.
THE FREEDOM FOR ME TO BITCH SLAP YOUR LITTLE VIRGIN CHUD ASS FOR EVEN DARING TO TALK SHIT ABOUT OUR GREATEST ALLY.
ISRAEL.
IF YOU EVER DISRESPECT THE NATION OF ISRAEL AGAIN I WILL COME DOWN ON YOU WITH MY OLD MARINE SQUAD AND FUCKING EMPTY 556-O-RAMA DEEP INTO YOUR CHUD ASS.
OOOOH RAH. U MAD CHUD?

GUESS WHAT. FREEDOM. THATS WHAT.
MY SQUAD HAS THE BIGGEST, BLACKEST BAD ASS IN IT AND HE WILL MAKE YOU BLEED RED WHITE AND BLUE MOTHERFUCKER.

THE ONLY TIME I GET DOWN ON MY KNEES IS TO THANK GOD IM MOTHERFUCKING AMERICAN.

SO LET THAT BE A LESSON TO HERE AT VIRGIN SCHOOL.

SEMPER FI.