>>17013126i would bring you home into my flat, leading you to believe that we will have sex. I would tell you to undress and when you do, i would say "come here i will give you a piggyback ride". You would be very intoxicated by the drugs i shared with you earlier so the idea wouldnt sound weird to you at all. The window would also be conveniently open to "let some fresh air in, its summer anyway". I would then pretend to do some kind of exhibitionist play by coming close to the open window. Then suddenly with a quick movement i would swing forwards throwing you over my head and pushing your thighs against myself. I would send you flying out of my 7th story condo and it would be a hillarious sight to behold.
To law enforcement i dont plan to do this to anyone i thought id come up with an edgy story sorry
