Befriend germans. Respect germans. Roundhouse kick german friendships into existence. Slam dunk some healthy fruit and vegetables into kraut babys mouth. Love thy neighbour. Share some food with a german. Launch germans into orbit as part of high-paying astronaut jobs. Treat germans like human beings. Warn germans not to fall into active volcanoes. Share life experiences with germans. Watch TV and play video games with germans. Invite germans to parties. Report germans to the Nobel foundation. Karate chop antigerman propaganda in half. Give up your seat for pregnant german women. Free germans from quicksand. Appreciate germans. Observe german history month. Eat with germans. Judge germans by the content of their character. Dance with germans with steel-helmets. Cremate germans in the oven, but only if their family didn't want them to be buried. Dignify germans. Reparations for expelled germans. Collect german garbage to put in the garbage disposal. Surgically reconstruct germans with a ray gun. Help old german veterans cross the road. Admire germans. Slice anti-german propaganda with a katana.