>>17034135OPENING SCENE: A British restaurant
Daria and Jane are sitting down at a booth across from each other
DARIA: Glad we went to England for a class trip. Now we get to experience their excellent cuisine.
JANE with zero sarcasm: I know right. Brilliant and clever way to deliver exposition!
A waiter stops by and Daria and Jane order their food. They are now waiting for the waiter to get back. Bevis and Butthead enter.
BUTTHEAD: Hahahaha, uhhhh what's cookin' good lookin'?
BEVIS: Ahahahaha yeah! What's shakin', bacon?
DARIA and JANE roll their eyes.
DARIA: Oh good god! Leave!
JANE: Yeah! We want to visit England's excellent culture in peace!
The waiter stops by and delivers their food and leaves.
DARIA: Um excuse me, waiter! Can you escort these bothersome out of the restaurant?!
WAITER: Sorry, but I'm British. I don't wish to intrude on others business. Good luck.
Daria and Jane both sigh.
BUTTHEAD: Uuhhhhh it looks like the waiter doesn't like you.
BEVIS: Ahhhh yeah! He even threw up on your food!
DARIA: That's Pie And Mash you uncultured swine! It's suppose to look like that
BEVIS: Whoa!!! Someone took a shit in your food, Jane!
JANE: Oh god, this is Toad In The Hole, retard!
BUTTHEAD: Hahahaha, well if that is the food you like then we can make it better.
BEVIS: Ahahahaha, yeah!
Butthead throws up on Daria's Pie and Mash while Bevis gets up on the table and shits in Jane's Toad in the hole. Daria and Jane are screaming and crying at the top of their lungs.
The waiter stops by to drop off more food.
WAITER: Here's your Spotted Dick. Toodles...
BUTTHEAD: Hahahahaha, so is that what you sluts like? Big spotted dick?
BEVIS: Ahahahaha! You'll be happy to know that our dicks have spots on them too.
Bevis and Butthead rape Jane and Daria in the restaurant.
