Befriend Danes. Respect Danes. Roundhouse kick danish friendships into existence. Slam dunk some healthy fruit and vegetables into danish babys mouth. Love thy neighbour. Share some food with a dane. Launch danes into orbit as part of high-paying astronaut jobs. Treat danes like human beings. Warn danes not to fall into active volcanoes. Share life experiences with danes. Watch TV and play video games with danes. Invite danes to parties. Report danes to the Nobel foundation. Karate chop antidanish propaganda in half. Give up your seat for pregnant danish women. Free danes from quicksand. Appreciate danes. Observe Danes history month. Eat with Danes. Judge Danes by the content of their character. Dance with Danes with steel-helmets. Cremate Danes in the oven, but only if their family didn't want them to be buried. Dignify Danes. Reparations for expelled Danes. Collect
danish garbage to put in the garbage disposal. Surgically reconstruct Danes with a ray gun. Help old danish veterans cross the road. Admire Danes. Slice anti-danish propaganda with a katana.