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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2023 14:13:11 No.17044438 View View Reply Original Report

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Teach me how to fight /pol/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2023 14:14:44 No.17044439 Report

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>>17044438
>get a glizzy
>up da pole
>blow them niggas
>get new barrel, firing pin and extractor

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2023 14:16:12 No.17044440 Report

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>>17044438
Shouldn't have taken off the shirt, it adds 2+ defense

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2023 14:16:43 No.17044441 Report

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>>17044438
It's not like in movies. When somebody hits you hard or you hit your head on concrete, you can be more than just knocked out. So practice defense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2023 14:16:51 No.17044442 Report

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>>17044438
That dude can't wrestle at all, he didn't sprawl when the dude tried the double leg takedown

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2023 14:17:02 No.17044443 Report

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>>17044438
well as indicated here, so much of common street fighting really boils down to good ol physics and how an out of shape body awkwardly fails to account for gravity. fighting is footwork

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2023 14:17:39 No.17044444 Report

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>>17044442
>That dude can't wrestle at all,
almost no one can wrestle
knowing how to sprawl and go for a single/double leg puts you ahead of 99% of people

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2023 14:17:43 No.17044445 Report

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>>17044443

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2023 14:17:56 No.17044446 Report

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go and take up your local muay thai classes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2023 14:18:01 No.17044447 Report

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>>17044438
The only thing that could make this webm more spic is if Vin Diesel was doing up a muscle car as Latina's twerked while Don Omar's Virtual Diva blasted over a sound system.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2023 14:18:22 No.17044448 Report

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>>17044438
speed > technique > power

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2023 14:18:23 No.17044449 Report

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>>17044441
Tuck your chin. Keep your hands up. If it’s more then one person at all costs don’t go to ground.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2023 14:18:45 No.17044450 Report

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well if you are going to fight, don't do it in "I work at wal-mart" mode

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2023 14:18:57 No.17044451 Report

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>>17044446
Such useless junk. Boxing and some wrestling or judo is key

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2023 14:19:41 No.17044452 Report

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>>17044438
could be interesting thread if it was sincere and not so low effort and slidey, wouldve liked to help

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2023 14:19:43 No.17044453 Report

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>>17044438
Best advice that's consistent across all disciplines is to not get into a fucking street fight

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2023 14:20:06 No.17044454 Report

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>>17044450
this if nobody is around knee his balls and bite him especially if you didn't instigate it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2023 14:20:09 No.17044455 Report

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>>17044444
Knowing how to ball and chain someone ensures no one tries to fuck with you again. It's extremely humiliating and hilarious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2023 14:20:41 No.17044456 Report

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>>17044438
Whatch hajime no ippo

What flag do i use for anime?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2023 14:21:05 No.17044457 Report

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>>17044451
you have no idea what you're talking about. I challenge you to battle for insulting my honor like this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2023 14:21:07 No.17044458 Report

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>>17044438
1. go to an actual gym/club that teaches it
2. don't get into street fights

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2023 14:22:22 No.17044459 Report

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Learn to fight from pol. Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2023 14:22:23 No.17044460 Report

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>>17044448
Holy shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2023 14:22:29 No.17044461 Report

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Don’t pick fights

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2023 14:22:30 No.17044462 Report

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>>17044451
muay thai is many things, but useless in a street fight isn't one of them, these niggers are chopping banana trees with their shins ffs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2023 14:22:43 No.17044463 Report

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>>17044438

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2023 14:22:55 No.17044464 Report

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>>17044459
yeah better fire up reddit and ask those guys lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2023 14:23:28 No.17044465 Report

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>>17044442
Also he didn't tuck his chin as he was falling.
Also he didn't breakfall.
Also he didn't read the telegraph the dinkynig sent him saying "HEY I'M GOING LOW NOW"
Also he was more concerned with looking cool than defense.
Also he has zero footwork.
Also he's a fat, uncoordinated slob with zero training who thinks he's tough because he's big.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2023 14:28:24 No.17044466 Report

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>>17044448
>Rwanda Rousey

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2023 14:28:41 No.17044467 Report

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>>17044442
>sprawl
>street fighting

Lol no. He has 2 buddies with him. The guy isn't trying to wrestle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2023 14:31:58 No.17044468 Report

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If you've ever been in a real fight, you'd be keen on avoiding another. Especially in this day and age.
In your case, I'd suggest stripping down to your socks and beat your dick hard and then say OK, LET'S FUCKIN SCRAP, CAUSE IMA FUCK AFTER YOU'RE KNOCKED OUT.
Even if the guy you're fighting is absolutely certain he can mop your ass up, he's probably not willing to take the slightest chance of getting knocked out and coming to to the ass pain just in time to hear you grunt as you nut in his asshole.
Odds are he says fuck this, and jogs off.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:n0m2kaiM Tue 14 Feb 2023 14:33:49 No.17044473 Report

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>>17044444
Bant lost again

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Anonymous ID:6LX9cRS/ Tue 14 Feb 2023 17:10:05 No.17046041 Report

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