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Is that the average American?

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2023 00:04:46 No.17048222 View View Reply Original Report

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What do y'all think about this mind map we made in my English class today to remember how to recognize an American? (I'm german) (pic related)

We all agreed it's 100% true :3

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2023 00:06:24 No.17048223 Report

Quoted By: >>17048224 >>17048232

I guarantee you if I asked 100 US students to make a "mind map" of "Germany" they would have just one bubble:
(Nazis)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2023 00:11:34 No.17048224 Report

Quoted By: >>17048226

>>17048223
Difference is that I have met like 1 Nazi after living here for multiple decades, but each American I have ever met confirmed more than half of these stereotypes lmao

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2023 00:18:34 No.17048225 Report

Quoted By: >>17048228

>>17048222
>faggots everywhere
you missed one hans

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2023 00:19:42 No.17048226 Report

Quoted By: >>17048231

>>17048224
you're a kike lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2023 00:20:20 No.17048227 Report

Quoted By: >>17048231

>orange man constantly on the mind
Lol even German trannys are seething. Trump made America great and they seethe

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2023 00:20:59 No.17048228 Report

Quoted By: >>17048338

>>17048225
There surely aren't enough over here :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2023 00:21:19 No.17048229 Report

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>>17048222
We don’t think about you at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2023 00:21:25 No.17048230 Report

Quoted By: >>17048235

>>17048222
The only good nations on earth are the ones that Germans hate

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2023 00:23:49 No.17048231 Report

Quoted By: >>17048234 >>17048242

>>17048226
Wtf is a kike

>>17048227
He's like our favorite Commedian over here. Everytime he does something we roll on the favorite laughing
I wonder how his wall is doing. It will never be as great as ours heh

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2023 00:23:59 No.17048232 Report

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>>17048223

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2023 00:24:38 No.17048233 Report

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>>17048222
American mind map of Germany

>imperial subjects

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2023 00:25:01 No.17048234 Report

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>>17048231

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2023 00:26:42 No.17048235 Report

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>>17048230
Oh we love britain
Especially your excellent Tea and sense of clothing

>>17048232
Funny how Berlin would actually be in the middle of the country if we still had that part X8JGT2

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Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2023 00:28:35 No.17048236 Report

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>America
>liberty

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2023 00:28:46 No.17048237 Report

Quoted By: >>17048240

>>17048222
Can Germans identify Germans?
I think not
Let's start there.

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Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2023 00:29:37 No.17048238 Report

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>>17048222
It's all pretty accurate Gürkhan. Say howdy to Asslan at the mosque for me. Sorry about the pipeline thing, and the war, want to buy some of Texas's finest natural gas? It's got a great odor. Smells like money

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2023 00:30:08 No.17048239 Report

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>>17048222
>Forgetting Wax lips
>Forgetting the Alamo
>Forgetting Bandaids
Would not fuck yeah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2023 00:30:56 No.17048240 Report

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>>17048237
There are germans and there are Bavarians. If you hate Bavaria you are a true german

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2023 00:36:02 No.17048241 Report

Quoted By: >>17048243 >>17048244

>>17048222
All true except "No food/culture". America BBQ is the best in the world by far. Fried chicken, nachos, cheeseburgers, I could go on. American food is the best in the world you just judge us on the goyslop for some reason.

"Phonies"? Whatever else we are or aren't Americans are the realest people on Earth. You just judge us on the coastal faggots from NY and California who are fake ass faggots.

Everything else is true and most of it is good but you're a pussy so "guns" and "liberty" and "bad beer" sound like negatives. We have expensive beer, but we also have the option to buy a 30 rack of PBR for $12 and get the whole crew drunk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2023 00:39:46 No.17048242 Report

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>>17048231
We know. You guys thought it was pretty funny for some reason when he suggested that closing down your energy industry would put Russias fist around your balls. I didn't understand why you thought it was funny but then when Russia shit off your gas for supporting Ukraine I finally understood.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2023 00:41:32 No.17048243 Report

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>>17048241
This is also very true. I actually buy nice beer and cheap beer. They're different beverages. Bud heavy for the buzz and fancy craft ales for the taste. Usually Belgian ales or hazy IPAs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2023 00:42:52 No.17048244 Report

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>>17048241
When I was 14 I could just walk into a grocery store and buy beer for like 5€ that tastes better than every American beer I ever drank lol

And yeah you sure have tasty food, but most of it is stolen from other cultures and really fucking unheslthy you can't deny that

I agree on the phony part though. I feel like all Americans are either extremely fake or way to outgoing, no inbetweens

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2023 00:45:04 No.17048245 Report

Quoted By: >>17048246

>>17048222
Where’s the niggers?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2023 00:48:03 No.17048246 Report

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>>17048245
>racists

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2023 00:49:26 No.17048247 Report

Quoted By: >>17048248

>>17048222
You faggots deserved to freeze to death and I hope we blow up more gas pipelines in Europe in the future.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2023 00:52:52 No.17048248 Report

Quoted By: >>17048254 >>17048259

>>17048247
All of you will flee to us when climate change finally creates 60 C degree Summers in your regions

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Feb 2023 00:55:37 No.17048249 Report

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>>17048222
So does this mean everyone will stop coming here then? Sounds like we are pretty shitty people. You should stop coming here

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+bCiDxUL Wed 15 Feb 2023 00:58:13 No.17048254 Report

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>>17048248
Oh wait you're serious? Holy kek lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BicjSFAj Wed 15 Feb 2023 01:01:16 No.17048259 Report

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>>17048248

LOL, LMAO EVEN.

>IMPLYING CREDIT SUISSE AND DEUTSCHEBANK WONT COLLAPSE DECADES BEFORE THIS EVER HAPPENS.

Lol hans what a good joke, got to hand it to you this must be that infamous german humour at work.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:h/UgCX0H Wed 15 Feb 2023 01:22:46 No.17048279 Report

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>>17048222
Germany lost to BKC (BIG KARABOGA COCK)

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Anonymous ID:m/0lzWL5 Wed 15 Feb 2023 01:59:40 No.17048338 Report

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>>17048228

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