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Greggs RP

lol faget ID:V1k0foek Sun 06 Aug 2017 21:54:52 No.1705751 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1705763 >>1705766 >>1705770 >>1705776 >>1705778 >>1705781 >>1706833

So you're working at the best pastry shop on planet earth. There's not much more to it. Choose a name and post, faget.

lol faget

lol faget ID:fFFLlfkg Sun 06 Aug 2017 21:55:46 No.1705763 Report

Quoted By: >>1705774 >>1705778 >>1705807

>>1705751
lol faget

Alberto Barbosa

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Alberto Barbosa ID:fIWhFU+x Sun 06 Aug 2017 21:56:00 No.1705766 Report

Quoted By: >>1705778 >>1705807

>>1705751
>Run a truck into Greggs

Noobdul

Noobdul ID:NouKYHqQ Sun 06 Aug 2017 21:56:11 No.1705770 Report

Quoted By: >>1705807

>>1705751
i go to work, on the way i pray to allah

lol faget

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lol faget ID:fFFLlfkg Sun 06 Aug 2017 21:56:29 No.1705774 Report

Quoted By:

>>1705763
forgot pic

Muhammed Muhammed Al Achmuhammed

Muhammed Muhammed Al Achmuhammed ID:aldsnb9n Sun 06 Aug 2017 21:56:36 No.1705776 Report

Quoted By:

>>1705751
>drives truck into Greggs
"ALLAHU AKBAR"

The Boss

The Boss ID:AsT9kVdi Sun 06 Aug 2017 21:56:39 No.1705778 Report

Quoted By: >>1705802 >>1705806

>>1705751
>>1705763
>>1705766
You're fired. Get the fuck out of my store.

Charlie "Whaddya say chap?" Chap

Charlie "Whaddya say chap?" Chap ID:ZQBRo6y7 Sun 06 Aug 2017 21:56:50 No.1705781 Report

Quoted By: >>1705800 >>1705825

>>1705751
>he talks to a female customer
"Hey baby, wanna see my big fat sausage roll?"

Noobdul

Noobdul ID:NouKYHqQ Sun 06 Aug 2017 21:58:06 No.1705800 Report

Quoted By: >>1705815

>>1705781
"hello charlie, sorry i was late, i had to pray to allah"

Alberto Barbosa

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Alberto Barbosa ID:fIWhFU+x Sun 06 Aug 2017 21:58:12 No.1705802 Report

Quoted By:

>>1705778
DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA
>Alberto runs a truck through Greggs owner

The Real Boss

The Real Boss ID:fFFLlfkg Sun 06 Aug 2017 21:58:44 No.1705806 Report

Quoted By:

>>1705778
wutumeen? im da reel bos, git da fuk ot ov mhi stor cont.

lol faget

lol faget ID:V1k0foek Sun 06 Aug 2017 21:58:53 No.1705807 Report

Quoted By: >>1705823 >>1705844 >>1705853

>>1705763
You are working behind the counter.
Some mudslime walks in and comes up to you "Hey, I would like a fresh sausage roll please."
>>1705766
You are working behind the counter.
Some nigger comes in and walks up to you "Ayo waddup, gimme one of thems beef thangz."
>>1705770
You arrive at the store, there are two customers being served.
You are a chef so you head round back to start making sausage rolls.

Charlie "Whaddya say chap?" Chap

Charlie "Whaddya say chap?" Chap ID:ZQBRo6y7 Sun 06 Aug 2017 21:59:13 No.1705815 Report

Quoted By: >>1705839

>>1705800
"Oi noobdul! My man! Having fun with uranium?"

Alberto Barbosa

Alberto Barbosa ID:fIWhFU+x Sun 06 Aug 2017 21:59:40 No.1705823 Report

Quoted By: >>1705853 >>1705880

>>1705807
DURKAA DURKAAAAAAAA
>Behead the customer

lol faget

lol faget ID:V1k0foek Sun 06 Aug 2017 21:59:44 No.1705825 Report

Quoted By: >>1705838

>>1705781
She replies "Do you work here?"

Charlie "Whaddya say chap?" Chap

Charlie "Whaddya say chap?" Chap ID:ZQBRo6y7 Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:00:37 No.1705838 Report

Quoted By: >>1705880

>>1705825
"Yeah I work here. But I also work miracles."
>he gives a smug smile to the female customer

Noobdul

Noobdul ID:NouKYHqQ Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:00:42 No.1705839 Report

Quoted By:

>>1705815
"i don't know, my english is not good..." i go and make some sausage rolls

lol faget

lol faget ID:fFFLlfkg Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:01:05 No.1705844 Report

Quoted By: >>1705880

>>1705807
>I see he is mudslime and I yell in his face
"ALLAHU AKBAR ME FAGET DO IT I DARE YOU YOU BORWN SKIN FAGET LOL"
>then i run into the street
(rolling to not get hit by a truck of peace)

Muhammed Muhammed Al Achmuhammed

Muhammed Muhammed Al Achmuhammed ID:aldsnb9n Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:02:02 No.1705853 Report

Quoted By: >>1705865 >>1705874 >>1705898 >>1705908

>>1705807
>>1705823
"ALLAH AKBAR, WE WILL TAKE THIS GREGG'S FOR ALLAH'S GLORY"
>take out knife and behead a random customer

Alberto Barbosa

Alberto Barbosa ID:fIWhFU+x Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:02:46 No.1705865 Report

Quoted By: >>1705898

>>1705853
>Help Muhammad behead the greggs customers

Noobdul

Noobdul ID:NouKYHqQ Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:03:04 No.1705874 Report

Quoted By: >>1705890

>>1705853
"hey you stop it! i work here! behead somewhere else! go to a church or something!" i grab his arm before he can attack

lol faget

lol faget ID:V1k0foek Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:03:34 No.1705880 Report

Quoted By: >>1705897 >>1705898 >>1705914 >>1705915 >>1705916

>>1705823
32
You flail your arm at him but it's no use. He looks at you "Eh? My beef thang..."
>>1705838
She blushes (She is a nigger btw, this is England) "Oh my boy you have got to be kiddin me..." She laughs a nigger lady laugh
>>1705844
DUBS
The local truck o' peace runs down the sidewalk and kills you and fifty other pedestrians
The cops try to stop the truck with their batons, but they die as well

Muhammed Muhammed Al Achmuhammed

Muhammed Muhammed Al Achmuhammed ID:aldsnb9n Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:04:09 No.1705890 Report

Quoted By: >>1705914

>>1705874
>stab him
"FILTHY INFIDEL"

Proud Black Man

Proud Black Man ID:SsSt3irS Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:04:12 No.1705891 Report

Quoted By:

Ayoo white boys pass me the dough

Alberto Barbosa

Alberto Barbosa ID:fIWhFU+x Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:04:38 No.1705897 Report

Quoted By: >>1705908

>>1705880
>Blow myself inside the store
ALLAHU AKBAR

Charlie "Whaddya say chap?" Chap

Charlie "Whaddya say chap?" Chap ID:ZQBRo6y7 Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:04:46 No.1705898 Report

Quoted By: >>1705988

>>1705853
>>1705865
>he gayly walks up to you
>he smacks his lip and says
"OI! WHADYYA DOIN' GOVNAH?! BEHEAD YOURSELVES!"
>>1705880
"Oi sorry, I gotta dew this!"

lol faget

lol faget ID:V1k0foek Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:05:13 No.1705908 Report

Quoted By: >>1705926 >>1705935 >>1705949

>>1705853
35
An officer walks in "OI! You cheeky cunt, do you av' a liscence for that?"
>>1705897
79
You destroy the store...

Noobdul

Noobdul ID:NouKYHqQ Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:05:26 No.1705914 Report

Quoted By:

>>1705890
>>1705880
"i am brown too!"
i grab his hand before he can stab, i also take a shit to mark territory

lol faget

lol faget ID:fFFLlfkg Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:05:29 No.1705915 Report

Quoted By: >>1705952

>>1705880
>As I lay on the ground bleeding to death and with severe brain injuries, I pray to Allah to save me from this unfortunate death

Muhammed Muhammed Al Achmuhammed

Muhammed Muhammed Al Achmuhammed ID:aldsnb9n Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:05:29 No.1705916 Report

Quoted By:

>>1705880
>hop in a government issued truck of peace and ram into the Gregg's

owner of greggs

owner of greggs ID:DUb4J7uC Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:05:54 No.1705923 Report

Quoted By: >>1705952

You are all fired and need to leave

Mohammedan Abdeshallah

Mohammedan Abdeshallah ID:fIWhFU+x Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:06:13 No.1705926 Report

Quoted By: >>1705952

>>1705908
>After alberto death,Mohammed drives a truck into greggs

Noobdul

Noobdul ID:NouKYHqQ Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:06:42 No.1705935 Report

Quoted By: >>1705952 >>1705975

>>1705908
i run out and start raping white girls before

Muhammed Muhammed Al Achmuhammed

Muhammed Muhammed Al Achmuhammed ID:aldsnb9n Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:07:35 No.1705949 Report

Quoted By: >>1705975

>>1705908
"Filthy infidels! Leave before I kill you in the name of allah!"
>Rape a random white girl

lol faget

lol faget ID:V1k0foek Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:07:46 No.1705952 Report

Quoted By: >>1705972 >>1705973 >>1705980 >>1705984 >>1705989

>>1705915
51
Some black guy walks over and steals anything of value you had on you
>>1705923
The store has been destroyed by some suicide bomber
>>1705926
62
The local truck o' peace comes back for round two and drives straight into the store
>>1705935
53
You can only find blacks and mudslimes

Noobdul

Noobdul ID:NouKYHqQ Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:09:13 No.1705972 Report

Quoted By: >>1706112

>>1705952
"fuck..." i take a bus to the south of england to meet my friend milo

Mohammedan Abdeshallah

Mohammedan Abdeshallah ID:fIWhFU+x Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:09:21 No.1705973 Report

Quoted By: >>1705980 >>1706004

>>1705952
Rape white grills

Charlie "Whaddya say chap?" Chap

Charlie "Whaddya say chap?" Chap ID:ZQBRo6y7 Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:09:25 No.1705975 Report

Quoted By: >>1705992

>>1705949
>>1705935
"OI DO YOU HAVE A LICENSE?!! USE CONDOMS!"

Mohammedan Abdeshallah

Mohammedan Abdeshallah ID:fIWhFU+x Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:09:42 No.1705980 Report

Quoted By: >>1706004

>>1705973
>>1705952
Also try to rape some lolis

Muhammed Muhammed Al Achmuhammed

Muhammed Muhammed Al Achmuhammed ID:aldsnb9n Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:10:01 No.1705984 Report

Quoted By: >>1706004

>>1705952
>use sandnigger magic to give me a truck of peace

lol faget

lol faget ID:V1k0foek Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:10:22 No.1705988 Report

Quoted By: >>1706001 >>1706005

>>1705898
The black lady starts making loud monkey noises before getting blown up by the suicide bomber, then a truck o' peace drives into the store and kills you

lol faget

lol faget ID:fFFLlfkg Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:10:23 No.1705989 Report

Quoted By:

>>1705952
>Start screeching aboat how Britain's navy will be great again and how Brexit is based. Also jerk off to the picture of Nigel Farage that I keep in my pocket at all times.

Muhammed Muhammed Al Achmuhammed

Muhammed Muhammed Al Achmuhammed ID:aldsnb9n Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:10:37 No.1705992 Report

Quoted By: >>1706005

>>1705975
"FUCK OFF WHITE BOI FICKI FICKI"

Mohammedan Abdeshallah

Mohammedan Abdeshallah ID:fIWhFU+x Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:11:07 No.1706001 Report

Quoted By: >>1706053

>>1705988
Rape a loli

lol faget

lol faget ID:V1k0foek Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:11:39 No.1706004 Report

Quoted By: >>1706013 >>1706028 >>1706041

>>1705973
>>1705980
37
08
There are only elderly mudslimes
>>1705984
48
Roll harder

Charlie "Whaddya say chap?" Chap's Brother

Charlie "Whaddya say chap?" Chap's Brother ID:ZQBRo6y7 Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:11:41 No.1706005 Report

Quoted By: >>1706028 >>1706053

>>1705988
>he comes out and sees his brother is ran over
>he jumps on the truck
>>1705992
>HE THROWS ROCKS AT YOU

Mohammedan Abdeshallah

Mohammedan Abdeshallah ID:fIWhFU+x Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:12:02 No.1706013 Report

Quoted By:

>>1706004
Look for white lolis to rape

Muhammed Muhammed Al Achmuhammed

Muhammed Muhammed Al Achmuhammed ID:aldsnb9n Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:13:05 No.1706028 Report

Quoted By: >>1706049 >>1706053

>>1706004
>>1706005
>dodge rocks and stab him for being racist and islamaphobic

Noobdul

Noobdul ID:NouKYHqQ Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:13:49 No.1706041 Report

Quoted By:

>>1706004
i take a bus to south of england to see milo

Charlie "Whaddya say chap?" Chap's Brother's Friend

Charlie "Whaddya say chap?" Chap's Brother's Friend ID:ZQBRo6y7 Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:14:32 No.1706049 Report

Quoted By:

>>1706028
>he sees the MOOslim attacking his friend
>he throws rocks at you too

lol faget

lol faget ID:V1k0foek Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:14:56 No.1706053 Report

Quoted By: >>1706063 >>1706065 >>1706071

>>1706001
01
Some officer comes up to you "Hey, you fat cunt, do you have a licence to be looking around for people?" Before you can answer he says "Didn't think so!" He beats you with his baton until all of your bones are broken
>>1706005
50
You are on the truck
>>1706028
82
The other local truck o' peace comes and smashes into the one >>1706005 is on, he is sent flying
>>1706005
Roll to see where you land

Charlie "Whaddya say chap?" Chap's Brother

Charlie "Whaddya say chap?" Chap's Brother ID:ZQBRo6y7 Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:16:08 No.1706063 Report

Quoted By: >>1706112

>>1706053
(ROLL)

Mohammedan Abdeshallah

Mohammedan Abdeshallah ID:fIWhFU+x Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:16:15 No.1706065 Report

Quoted By: >>1706112

>>1706053
INSHALLAH ABDESLAM ALLAHU AKBAR
>PRAY TO ALLAH TO HEAL MUH BONES
NOW THAT I AM HEALED LOOK FOR A 2D WHITE LOLI TO RAPE

Muhammed Muhammed Al Achmuhammed

Muhammed Muhammed Al Achmuhammed ID:aldsnb9n Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:16:38 No.1706071 Report

Quoted By: >>1706112

>>1706053
>hop in another truck o peace and race the first truck o peace around London while killing infidels

lol faget

lol faget ID:V1k0foek Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:19:21 No.1706112 Report

Quoted By: >>1706132 >>1706134 >>1706138 >>1706152

>>1705972
27
You end up going north
You are now in Sheffield
Some guy walks up to you "'Ello mate, you alright, ya look lost."
>>1706063
36
You land inside the local mosque
A load of muslimes are staring at you
>>1706065
56
You heal your arms
A 3d loli comes and kicks you, she then walks off
Roll to fix more shit
>>1706071
17
You accidentally drive your truck o' peace into a river
There is still another though

A Fucking Leaf

A Fucking Leaf ID:nREMSZAd Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:19:21 No.1706113 Report

Quoted By: >>1706125

>Head to Wales to meet my friend, Jeb for some weed.

lol faget

lol faget ID:V1k0foek Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:20:23 No.1706125 Report

Quoted By: >>1706173

>>1706113
31
You arrive in Wales
Jeb is nowhere to be seen, but there are some guys fucking some sheep in the bushes next to you

Charlie "Whaddya say chap?" Chap's Brother

Charlie "Whaddya say chap?" Chap's Brother ID:ZQBRo6y7 Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:20:38 No.1706132 Report

Quoted By: >>1706181

>>1706112
>he grabs the nearest towel and wraps it around his head like a turban

Mohammedan Abdeshallah

Mohammedan Abdeshallah ID:fIWhFU+x Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:20:41 No.1706134 Report

Quoted By: >>1706145 >>1706181

>>1706112
DURKA DURKA DURKA
>FIX MORE SHIT
>LOOK FOR A 2D LOLI TO RAPE

Muhammed Muhammed Al Achmuhammed

Muhammed Muhammed Al Achmuhammed ID:aldsnb9n Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:21:27 No.1706138 Report

Quoted By: >>1706174 >>1706181

>>1706112
>hop in another truck of peace, drive to the mosque, and behead the whiteboi in front of every muslim while screaming "DEATH TO ENGLAND" and "ALLAHU AKBAR"

Mohammedan Abdeshallah

Mohammedan Abdeshallah ID:fIWhFU+x Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:22:01 No.1706145 Report

Quoted By:

>>1706134
LOOK FOR A 2D LOLI WITH THESE DUBS

Noobdul

Noobdul ID:NouKYHqQ Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:22:31 No.1706152 Report

Quoted By: >>1706181

>>1706112
"ahh yes sir, i am looking for a man. his name is milo have you seen him around?"

Mohammedan Abdeshallah

Mohammedan Abdeshallah ID:fIWhFU+x Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:22:59 No.1706158 Report

Quoted By:

RAPE A LOLI WITH THESE DUBS

A Fucking Leaf

A Fucking Leaf ID:nREMSZAd Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:24:15 No.1706173 Report

Quoted By: >>1706231

>>1706125
Have you seen my mate, Jethro anywhere? He said I'd have a place to crash if I ever ended up in the UK.

Charlie "Whaddya say chap?" Chap's Brother

Charlie "Whaddya say chap?" Chap's Brother ID:ZQBRo6y7 Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:24:27 No.1706174 Report

Quoted By:

>>1706138
>he dodges and points to muhammed
"HE SAID PORK IS BEST MEAT EVER"

lol faget

lol faget ID:V1k0foek Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:24:48 No.1706181 Report

Quoted By: >>1706198 >>1706206 >>1706213 >>1706218

>>1706132
23
It's some sacred carpet or some shit
All the mudslimes start charging you
>>1706134
43
You fix everything else, by the power of Allah praise be upon him
>>1706138
83
Another truck o' peace drives by
You hop in and drive it to the mosque
You can't behead the man but it looks like he's about to fight some mudslimes
>>1706152
"Milo? Never 'erd of the cunt. Maybe you should try daan' saath'."

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:SqmKZ8Zu Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:26:05 No.1706196 Report

Quoted By: >>1706207 >>1706213 >>1706231

You guys are the biggest bullies :c

Mohammedan Abdeshallah

Mohammedan Abdeshallah ID:fIWhFU+x Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:26:12 No.1706198 Report

Quoted By:

>>1706181
>Rape a 2D Loli now

Noobdul

Noobdul ID:NouKYHqQ Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:26:29 No.1706206 Report

Quoted By: >>1706231

>>1706181
"daan saath? wut... ok. where can i find this daan saath?"

Mohammedan Abdeshallah

Mohammedan Abdeshallah ID:fIWhFU+x Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:26:36 No.1706207 Report

Quoted By: >>1706231

>>1706196
>Rape this loli

Charlie "Whaddya say chap?" Chap's Brother

Charlie "Whaddya say chap?" Chap's Brother ID:ZQBRo6y7 Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:27:00 No.1706213 Report

Quoted By: >>1706253

>>1706181
>he jumps on the mosque
>he yells over to the cops
"These guys don't lave licenses!"
>>1706196
(its a joke)

Muhammed Muhammed Al Achmuhammed

Muhammed Muhammed Al Achmuhammed ID:aldsnb9n Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:27:04 No.1706218 Report

Quoted By: >>1706280

>>1706181
"MY BROTHERS IN ISLAM, WE MUST ESTABLISH A CALIPHATE, ALLAHU AKBAAAR"
>Try to convince the mosque goers to join in a jihad against Britain

lol faget

lol faget ID:V1k0foek Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:28:06 No.1706231 Report

Quoted By: >>1706238 >>1706242 >>1706307

>>1706173
He stares you in the eyes and keeps fucking the sheep
He then yells something loudly in Welsh
A load of people then come running down the road and start shaggin' sheep's as well
>>1706196
You are working behind the counter
But everything got blown up, so there are no customers
>>1706206
"It's daan' saath'!" He points down south on the train line map
>>1706207
70
You unzip ur benis

Mohammedan Abdeshallah

Mohammedan Abdeshallah ID:fIWhFU+x Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:28:38 No.1706238 Report

Quoted By: >>1706253

>>1706231
DURKA DURKA DUUUUUUURKA
>RAPE THE LOLI

Noobdul

Noobdul ID:NouKYHqQ Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:28:58 No.1706242 Report

Quoted By: >>1706253

>>1706231
"ohhhh down south.... ok thanks for the help!"

i use the train and go daan saath

lol faget

lol faget ID:V1k0foek Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:30:01 No.1706253 Report

Quoted By: >>1706267 >>1706268 >>1706291

>>1706213
31
The entire city police force stares at you
They say in unison "Oi, ya cheeky cunt, do ya have a licence to be climbing that mosque?"
>>1706238
83
OWO You rape the loli
>>1706242
24
You end up in Scotland

Charlie "Whaddya say chap?" Chap's Brother

Charlie "Whaddya say chap?" Chap's Brother ID:ZQBRo6y7 Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:31:04 No.1706267 Report

Quoted By: >>1706338

>>1706253
"Yes! But these guys don't!"
>he points to the mudslimes

Noobdul

Noobdul ID:NouKYHqQ Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:31:04 No.1706268 Report

Quoted By: >>1706338

>>1706253
"this must be the place..."

i go to a random guy

"hello, do you know where i can find a man named milo?"

lol faget

lol faget ID:V1k0foek Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:31:26 No.1706280 Report

Quoted By: >>1706297

>>1706218
The mudlimes all stare at you
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
They start running around and blowing up everything
The police don't do shit because they're too busy dealing with some guy standing on a roof

Mohammedan Abdeshallah

Mohammedan Abdeshallah ID:fIWhFU+x Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:31:56 No.1706291 Report

Quoted By: >>1706338

>>1706253
>Keep Raping the loli till blood comes out

Muhammed Muhammed Al Achmuhammed

Muhammed Muhammed Al Achmuhammed ID:aldsnb9n Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:32:23 No.1706297 Report

Quoted By: >>1706338

>>1706280
"FOR ALLAH, BEHEAD THESE INFIDEL POLICEMEN"
>make sword appear out of nowhere and behead the officers

A Fucking Leaf

A Fucking Leaf ID:nREMSZAd Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:32:59 No.1706307 Report

Quoted By: >>1706338

>>1706231
Alright then. Have a nice day. Walk along the road and try to smell where hashish is being smoked.

lol faget

lol faget ID:V1k0foek Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:35:32 No.1706338 Report

Quoted By: >>1706356 >>1706363 >>1706382 >>1706390 >>1706403

>>1706268
"Ay? Milo? What are ya on aboot' ya fuckin' little arse. I doon't knoow any Milos..."
He looks extremely confused
>>1706267
76
They see the mudslimes running around and exploding
"Understandable senpai', have a nice day."
They start trying to combat the mudslimes, but they simply get blown up
>>1706291
19
You get a dick cramp
>>1706297
A sword appears in your hand you start beheading the officers as they run around trying to stop the mudslimes blowing everything up
>>1706307
70
You see some guy fucking a sheep, next to him is some guy smoking that shit

Mohammedan Abdeshallah

Mohammedan Abdeshallah ID:fIWhFU+x Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:36:44 No.1706356 Report

Quoted By: >>1706416

>>1706338
DURKA DURKA
>RAPE UNTIL BLOOD COMES OUT AND CUM INSIDE

Muhammed Muhammed Al Achmuhammed

Muhammed Muhammed Al Achmuhammed ID:aldsnb9n Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:37:19 No.1706363 Report

Quoted By: >>1706416

>>1706338
>behead the officers trying to stop my fellow mudslimes. Go to another mosque and tell them of the Jihad. Play this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaBFX0DnLHM as I'm running around

Noobdul

Noobdul ID:NouKYHqQ Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:38:16 No.1706382 Report

Quoted By: >>1706416

>>1706338
"b-but he said to go daan saath... and i went daan saath..."

Charlie "Whaddya say chap?" Chap's Brother

Charlie "Whaddya say chap?" Chap's Brother ID:ZQBRo6y7 Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:38:57 No.1706390 Report

Quoted By: >>1706416

>>1706338
>he throws pork down the mosque

A Fucking Leaf

A Fucking Leaf ID:nREMSZAd Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:40:50 No.1706403 Report

Quoted By: >>1706416

>>1706338
Hey Patrick, do you know where Jethro is?

lol faget

lol faget ID:V1k0foek Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:42:05 No.1706416 Report

Quoted By: >>1706428 >>1706442 >>1706457 >>1706472 >>1706487

>>1706356
56
You soldier on through the pain
A little blood starts coming out
She is screaming in pain "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DO YOU WANT ANY CLASSIC ROCK CD'S? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
>>1706363
36
You go to behead an officer but one of your mudslimes runs over and blows him up
You have leg injuries so it's hard to walk
>>1706382
"Daan saath? You're up north ya idiot! you gotta go down south fuckin' 'ell."
He points down south on the map
>>1706390
09
All the mudslimes stop fighting the police and start running at you and climbing the mosque (Like that shit from world war z when the zombies are climbing the wall)
>>1706403
He mumbles something in Welsh then points at a small cave in a hillside not so far away

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fIWhFU+x Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:43:10 No.1706428 Report

Quoted By: >>1706496

>>1706416
DURKA DURKA DURKAAAAAA
>Say yes

Muhammed Muhammed Al Achmuhammed

Muhammed Muhammed Al Achmuhammed ID:aldsnb9n Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:44:08 No.1706442 Report

Quoted By: >>1706496

>>1706416
>pray for allah to heal my leg, run to another mosque and tell them to join in jihad

dunno

dunno ID:ZQBRo6y7 Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:44:51 No.1706457 Report

Quoted By: >>1706496

>>1706416
>he gets holy water
>he sprays it in the mudslime faces
"THE POWER OF CHRIST REPELS YOU!"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NouKYHqQ Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:46:00 No.1706472 Report

Quoted By: >>1706481 >>1706496

>>1706416
"oh... i think i took the wrong train... thanks for the help! daan saath here i come!"

i take the train daan saath

Noobdul

Noobdul ID:NouKYHqQ Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:46:34 No.1706481 Report

Quoted By:

>>1706472
forgeted name

A Fucking Leaf

A Fucking Leaf ID:nREMSZAd Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:47:19 No.1706487 Report

Quoted By: >>1706496

>>1706416
Alright, take care, Patrick.

>go towards the cave

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:V1k0foek Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:48:15 No.1706496 Report

Quoted By: >>1706508 >>1706518 >>1706519 >>1706522 >>1706545

>>1706428
82
You keep fugging
She pulls out a Led Zepplin album
More blood is coming out of her
>>1706442
24
You feel nothing but pain
>>1706457
75
The water burns them
A lot of them fall off but there are still many climbing up, and they're getting close to the top
>>1706472
27
You head Down south
You go so far south you end up in France
Some man walks up to you "Bonjour!" He yells while flailing a baguette around
>>1706487
78
You make it there
It looks damp and dark

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fIWhFU+x Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:49:05 No.1706508 Report

Quoted By: >>1706568

>>1706496
DURKA DURKAAAAAA
>Shoot myself in the head because this shit is going too far

A Fucking Leaf

A Fucking Leaf ID:nREMSZAd Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:49:44 No.1706518 Report

Quoted By: >>1706568

>>1706496
>Meet Jeb and get stoned

Noobdul

Noobdul ID:NouKYHqQ Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:49:48 No.1706519 Report

Quoted By: >>1706568

>>1706496
"i don't think i'm in england anymore..."

i head up nooaath

dunno

dunno ID:ZQBRo6y7 Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:49:52 No.1706522 Report

Quoted By: >>1706568

>>1706496
>he runs and jumps off the building

Muhammed Muhammed Al Achmuhammed

Muhammed Muhammed Al Achmuhammed ID:aldsnb9n Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:51:32 No.1706545 Report

Quoted By: >>1706568

>>1706496
>pray harder to allah to heal me
>go to another mosque and tell them to jihad with me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:V1k0foek Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:53:24 No.1706568 Report

Quoted By: >>1706588 >>1706613 >>1706623

>>1706508
80
You don't have a gun
The loli dies from blood loss
But you win the lottery
>>1706519
91
You arrive in the New Forest
But it's a forest, there are some horses though
>>1706518
81
You slip and fall into the cave
You knock yourself out
When you come to, Jeb is staring at you
He does a stoner laugh, then hands you some weed
You both get stoned
>>1706522
DUUBS
As you jump off, the mosque explodes killing all of the mudslimes
You land safely in the street and some white people come out of hiding and start cheering
>>1706545
54
You get healed, but you can't find a Mosque
Also all the mudslimes form before died

Noobdul

Noobdul ID:NouKYHqQ Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:55:33 No.1706588 Report

Quoted By: >>1706643

>>1706568
i take the horses

"well shit..."

i try to find milo

Muhammed Muhammed Al Achmuhammed

Muhammed Muhammed Al Achmuhammed ID:aldsnb9n Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:57:35 No.1706613 Report

Quoted By: >>1706643

>>1706568
"INFIDEL, YOU HAVE KILLED MY GLORIOUS JIHADIS!"
>unsheathe sword
"ALLAH AKBAR"
>charge the infidel and behead him

dunno

dunno ID:ZQBRo6y7 Sun 06 Aug 2017 22:58:13 No.1706623 Report

Quoted By: >>1706643

>>1706568
>he dabs
>he looks at the sky
"For the queen!"

lol faget

lol faget ID:V1k0foek Sun 06 Aug 2017 23:00:24 No.1706643 Report

Quoted By: >>1706661 >>1706666 >>1706672 >>1706677 >>1706680

>>1706588
DUUBS
You get the horses (Not really sure what you mean by that)
You find Milo He has stump grinder kind of look on his face [pic related] and he's squatting in the forest shitposting on 4chan
>>1706613
31
You charge at the man, but the white people that surround him pin you down
An officer walks over and asks "Do ya have a licence for that sword, ya cheeky cunt?"
>>1706623
The British national anthem starts playing, Big Ben chimes and the red arrows start doing flips in their jets

Muhammed Muhammed Al Achmuhammed

Muhammed Muhammed Al Achmuhammed ID:aldsnb9n Sun 06 Aug 2017 23:01:31 No.1706661 Report

Quoted By: >>1706670 >>1706726

>>1706643
>overpower the whiteys and behead the officer, summon other muslims to jihad

Noobdul

Noobdul ID:NouKYHqQ Sun 06 Aug 2017 23:01:49 No.1706666 Report

Quoted By: >>1706680 >>1706726

>>1706643
"hey milo! i finally found you! what are you doing?"

Muhammed Muhammed Al Achmuhammed

Muhammed Muhammed Al Achmuhammed ID:aldsnb9n Sun 06 Aug 2017 23:02:03 No.1706670 Report

Quoted By:

>>1706661
fugg 5 off from quads

Noobdul

Noobdul ID:NouKYHqQ Sun 06 Aug 2017 23:02:06 No.1706672 Report

Quoted By:

>>1706643
(also there's no pic)

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:V1k0foek Sun 06 Aug 2017 23:02:11 No.1706677 Report

Quoted By:

>>1706643
Forgot image

dunno

dunno ID:ZQBRo6y7 Sun 06 Aug 2017 23:02:27 No.1706680 Report

Quoted By: >>1706726

>>1706643
"Time to run for office!"
>he runs for office
>>1706666
nice quads

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:V1k0foek Sun 06 Aug 2017 23:06:12 No.1706726 Report

Quoted By: >>1706745 >>1706753 >>1706754

>>1706666
QUUUAAAAAAAAADDDDSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Milo hands you a fresh Greggs sausage roll
>>1706661
16
The officer says "Didn't think so..."
He beats you then throws you in jail
You lose your sword
>>1706680
08
Margaret Fuckhead calls an election lmao
But your campaign sucks ass, she also fails though so that might make you feel better

dunno

dunno ID:ZQBRo6y7 Sun 06 Aug 2017 23:07:45 No.1706745 Report

Quoted By:

>>1706726
>he runs for office again

Muhammed Muhammed Al Achmuhammed

Muhammed Muhammed Al Achmuhammed ID:aldsnb9n Sun 06 Aug 2017 23:08:16 No.1706753 Report

Quoted By:

>>1706726
>Accuse the officers of islamaphobia and racism to make them apologize and let me out of jail. Get the entire world media on this

Noobdul

Noobdul ID:NouKYHqQ Sun 06 Aug 2017 23:08:20 No.1706754 Report

Quoted By: >>1706776

>>1706726
"oh thanks" i sit down next to him and eat it. then i smile, and rape him

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:V1k0foek Sun 06 Aug 2017 23:10:08 No.1706776 Report

Quoted By: >>1706785

>>1706754
45
He grabs a rock and knocks you out
when you awaken, he is nowhere to be seen and you have sausage rolls stuffed in every orifice on your body

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fIWhFU+x Sun 06 Aug 2017 23:10:49 No.1706785 Report

Quoted By:

>>1706776
>Stab myself in the neck and resurrect the loli

Anonymous

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Quoted By:

>>1705751
gib sausage roll

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