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Every morning I start with sieg heiling portrait of Zelenskii. We do it instead of aerobics. 10 times with left hand, 10 times with right.
Next thing in my routine is taking shower in blood of russian speaking Ukrainians.
Then I have a breakfast made of russian babies.
Considering that russia has cut off the gas and oil supply to Ukraine, I have to ride a chariot with russian POWs to my work.
On my work all I do the whole day is thinking how we can harm the russians.
When I get back home we play dirty games with my wife. I dress as Hitler, she dresses as Mussolini, and we make speaches in front of each other pretending that there’s a crowd in front of us.
Then I pray to the ukro-nazi saint Bandera, and go to sleep, loving the idea that tomorrow is going to be another day like this.
Next thing in my routine is taking shower in blood of russian speaking Ukrainians.
Then I have a breakfast made of russian babies.
Considering that russia has cut off the gas and oil supply to Ukraine, I have to ride a chariot with russian POWs to my work.
On my work all I do the whole day is thinking how we can harm the russians.
When I get back home we play dirty games with my wife. I dress as Hitler, she dresses as Mussolini, and we make speaches in front of each other pretending that there’s a crowd in front of us.
Then I pray to the ukro-nazi saint Bandera, and go to sleep, loving the idea that tomorrow is going to be another day like this.
