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ITT we post irrelevant conspiracy theories

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What's a conspiracy theory that is completely inconsequential if true but you steadfastly believe it anyway?
Here's mine: You know those shitty "family owned" Mexican restaurants that there are at least 5 of in every small town, with generic names that are basically just random Spanish nouns? I am thoroughly convinced that at least 90% of them are money laundering fronts for the cartel.
Think about it.
>The food at most of them is awful
>They never look busy enough to turn a profit
>Most Mexican immigrants to the US have cartel ties
>The employees at every single one look like drug dealers
This theory is probably not remotely important to global politics but I still believe it 100%. What do you anons think?