no, not like that, first you die from choking on dog sperm, then you are buried. after a while I find your grave and dig up your corpse, then I cut off the top of your skull with a dull rusty chew and shit inside. then, with the help of superglue, I attach the sawn off part to the base, put it in the coffin, close it and bury it back. this is how it happens.