I decided to sleep nude because it was hot as balls yesterday night. While so I dreamed about me and my boyfriend from uni years having sex again. I woke up because of this wetdream in a puddle of my own goo. I was almost happy for a second because I thought we were together again but then I realised it's almost 5:30 and I have to get ready to go to work.

The thing that got me the worst though? I haven't had a wet dream in 6 gazillion months and never did I expect to have one today. Not only was I sad as fuck but I also had to do my laundry right when I woke up and I was late to get work :(