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EAT ZE SEABUGS!

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 17:19:03 No.17109004 View View Reply Original Report

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These are nothing more than bugs that are adapted to live in the sea.
Ironically jews don't eat them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 17:21:46 No.17109005 Report

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>>17109004
Kike

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 17:22:39 No.17109006 Report

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>>17109004
What's amazing is that morons think this is an edgy hot take. I had normie friends 25 years ago saying this exact same thing. Bro if you don't want to eat shrimp and crabs that's cool more for me. Just you aren't saying anything new. Like you stated, Jews were promoting this meme 3000 years ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 17:23:13 No.17109007 Report

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IT'S NOT THE SAME THING

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 17:24:47 No.17109008 Report

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>>17109004
I must be the only person on Earth who thinks seafood is extremely overrated and who hates shrimp (marked up peasant slop).

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 17:24:58 No.17109009 Report

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>>17109004
I ate three lobster tails the other night

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 17:25:10 No.17109010 Report

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>>417466442
This guys based

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 17:26:34 No.17109011 Report

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>>17109008
i agree but fish is pretty based though

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 17:26:55 No.17109012 Report

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The thing that really gets me is how with actual bugs (i.e. insects) you have to eat the hard exoskeleton that's always removed from shellfish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 17:30:00 No.17109013 Report

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>>17109012
same goes for their chitin shell

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 17:32:14 No.17109014 Report

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>>17109008
All kinds of seafood is delicious but it is definitely marked up and overpriced. It used to be considered food for poor and common people only.

Herb

Herb Fri 24 Feb 2023 17:34:02 No.17109015 Report

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This is a retarded argument and I don’t understand why it is spammed so much here

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 17:36:08 No.17109016 Report

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>>17109008
I used to say the same but i have a secret ingredient now. My farts are amazing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 17:36:41 No.17109017 Report

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>>17109004
>>17109008
Things that are adapted for the sea are inherently superior, inlander. Come near me and I'll smash your head in with a slugshot knot.
One day soon the gods will return and drown you all.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 17:41:51 No.17109018 Report

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>>17109004
The funny thing about shellfish is that it used to be shitty peasant food. Before modern sewage systems, all the shit went into the coast untreated. "Beach Towns" were also for poor people because they smelled like crap, and they ate the crap drenched food they could find in bays with little (poor person) boats. The rich lived a few miles from the ocean up on hills so they could get the cool ocean breezes without the stinky shit smell.
After we started treating sewage and dumping it miles out in the ocean by pipes, suddenly Crabs, Lobsters, and Clams became "upscale food" and beach properties became "prime real estate".
I'm sure the jews are behind this in some way.

>t. Cuckifornian that will never afford to live west of the 5, but will still have to pay Cuckifornia prices

Herb

Herb Fri 24 Feb 2023 17:42:53 No.17109019 Report

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>>17109014
>It used to be considered food for poor and common people only.
Depends on the time period but this meme is not true overall. Lobster, for example, was fished extensively in Ancient Greece and Rome, a few Roman emperors were noted to have dined on it, Henry VIII ate it a lot, etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 17:42:55 No.17109020 Report

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>>17109004
look man i'm no zoologist or whatever, but:

>bugs are full of goop and you're supposed to eat their crunchy exoskeletons
>seabugs have actual muscle and that's the part you eat

>bugs have a billion eyes
>seabugs have 2 or none

>bugs quickly scitter around like creeps
>seabugs are slow and/or goofy looking

>bugs are nasty carriers of disease and pestilence
>seabugs are only bad if eaten raw, just like pretty much everything else

>jews want me to eat bugs
>jews don't want me to eat seabugs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 17:43:52 No.17109021 Report

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>>17109004
>seafood: large succulent muscles
>bugs: *crunch* mmmm bug goo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 17:45:52 No.17109022 Report

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>>17109004
You don't eat the exoskeletons of sea food in most cases....

Crunching on an exoskeleton is gross to me.

I can also see commercial bug farms being completely unsanitary. We'll be eating bug feces on top of bugs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 17:46:39 No.17109023 Report

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>>17109017
For me, everything but dogs, cats and sea cucumber is on the menu.
I hear most domestic dogs taste terrible.
Junebugs, crickets, locusts, ants, and especially scorpion and centipede, are all just an oven or air fryer away.
You see collapse, I see freedom
You see weimar grocery prices and conditions, I see Opportunity
You see a desert, I see the oasis.
You see a grizzly bear, I see greasy burgers and steak
You see a time of doom approaching, I see a time to Bloom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 17:46:56 No.17109024 Report

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>>17109012
>>17109013
That chitin is also carcinogenic. But as you point out, it's usually removed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 17:48:10 No.17109025 Report

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>>17109004
You ever eaten a lobster? If bugs tasted like that, I got no problem. I have a feeling they don't though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 17:48:57 No.17109026 Report

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>>17109021
Crabs are basically all goo inside until cooked

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 17:50:46 No.17109027 Report

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>>17109018
We didn't ask for you land folk or your sewage.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 17:51:24 No.17109028 Report

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>>17109025
Picnrelated along with locusts have a peanut taste to them.
Cook till crispy and dip in your choice of sauce that pairs well with peanut.
For me, its baby rays.bbq sauce

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 17:51:26 No.17109029 Report

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>>17109004
>Seafood is in the same phylum as insects!!!

Yeah and humans are in the same phylum as fish. But there is no cute meme narrative about how we shouldn't eat fish because we might as well be eating people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 17:53:28 No.17109030 Report

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>>17109029
Onions Bream!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 17:53:56 No.17109031 Report

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>>17109004
>These are nothing more than bugs that are adapted to live in the sea.
That's where you're wrong kiddo. Seabugs NEVER LEFT the sea.
As far as the kikes go? Fuck em. They ruin everything else, so it's cool that they don't eat it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 17:57:42 No.17109032 Report

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>>17109029
When you eat other people you absorb dna just like a whores pussy does from multiple partners.
"Eat their hearts to gain their powah" was not a joke.
A study was done on a tribe in the amazon that all showed signs of inbreeding despite none of the couples being related genetically.

It was discovered that they used their dead family members ashes for the soil they grew their crops in.
The plants that grew there absorbed the dna, and those that consumed the crops were mutated over time.
Every drop of someone elses blood chimeras your dna.
Consumer Beware

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 18:00:42 No.17109033 Report

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>>17109004
But Paul said it's kosher for them

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 18:03:31 No.17109034 Report

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>>17109004
Some have allergies to shellfish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 18:05:43 No.17109035 Report

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>>17109004

the inters are good for you..
but the SHELL is not..
buzzed up bugs is not good for human consumption..

beware of SUSTAINABLE FLOOR.
> ground up bugs.

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 18:06:05 No.17109036 Report

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>>17109027
Are you mad we ate your Aunty crab man?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 18:07:06 No.17109037 Report

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if you're so worried about eating bugs, just eat only kosher food. the label is clearly marked and its a guarantee there's no bugs in there

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 18:09:53 No.17109038 Report

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>>17109032
Apart from the fact that you made 90% of this up; i wonder, if what you said were true, could you mix bear ashes with the soil you grow plants in and become like really strong?
Is that how centaurs and minotaurs became a thing?
??

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 18:11:49 No.17109039 Report

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>>17109006
So stupid, rollie pollies are the only thing related to crustaceans on land, I'm tired of the sub 120 iq hot takes myself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:n0MHmgpi Fri 24 Feb 2023 18:49:59 No.17109236 Report

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shrimp are disgusting
how do people eat that shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XfvV59Jd Fri 24 Feb 2023 22:03:40 No.17110409 Report

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>>17109023
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