>>17119128>>417666182>How the fuck are you supposed to put humpty dumpty back together for the visitation and funeral?A yes you wouldn't want to take away the magical moment of seing this bloated rotting cadavre from the world
>>417652529>I fucking hate embalming fat fucks.why the fuck does your job exist, who wants to stare at rotting corpes, what is wrong with normies
just cremate the dead person or save a bodypart in cryo storage if it's someone who was valuable and you might want to clone later, don't hire people to do some DIY repair work on a rotting corpse, again WTF is wrong with normies, why
BTW if the person just died I can about understand, but are you sometimes asked to "clean up" completely rotten bodies? Who asks you this, is this the family of the deceased or a boss, and if it's a boss, why does he ask people to repair a cadavre for an open tombstone presentation? Who wants that, is it just "tradition" in the USA like mutilating infant baby's penises? Is it one of these weird anglo things that are done 'for the economy" where you create an insane tradition and make people do a useless job that doesn't need to be done just so you can claim "hey they're working now and look the GDP grew bigger!" ?
I've very confused as to why your job exists and It's not every day I talk to an embalmer so I hope you don't mind me asking questions
Also "embalmer" is a word that I usually associate with ancient egypt, and back then it made sense because all they were doing is removing the fluids and organs to make sure the body would dry and not rot, but it's nto what modern embalmers do, they dress up corpses to show them to people, it's so fucking weird, reminds me of the nonsense done by the catholic church or the south east asian abo cannibals
