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>be Canadian
>wake up to the sound of my country's giant geese attacking the neighbor's dog
>shovel down some breakfast poutine
>take out a second mortgage on my $2million 1 bed 1 bath bungalow
>read the morning paper and silently rage that the Blackhawks defeated every Canadian hockey team but only say "good fer dem, eh."
>get a phone call, no am not interested in Medical Assistance In Death
>my neighbor squawks in a weird language that's either Qubecois or Chinese
>leave my door unlocked
>chisel my Volvo out of its ice sarcophagus
>daily commute takes five hours because the speed limit for the highway never goes above 40kph
>tip my plaid ushanka to Rita, the prettiest girl in Canada
>work hard at the tar sands
>Trudeau is visiting my workplace, I want to shake his hand, but he says I have too much white privilege and he only shakes hands with the disadvantaged
>while having a maple syrup snow cone for lunch I have a giggle at the ducks as they drown to death in the tar sands
>another phone call, no I am still not interested in Medical Assistance In Death
>commute back home takes five hours due to black ice, speed traps, and an oil pipeline being built through the road
>play some hockey
>play the bagpipes because now I'm in Nova Scotia for some reason
>another phone call, LISTEN HERE, BUDDY, I DON'T WANT TO COMMIT SUICIDE
>get arrested and go to jail because I have cartoon porn
>spend all day posting on /pol/ wishing I had any real influence in global politics
>wake up with a needle in my arm, the nurse says it's okay, my mother's best friend's neighbor's barber signed me up for MAID and it'll all be over in a few moments
>good fer me, eh?
>be Canadian
>wake up to the sound of my country's giant geese attacking the neighbor's dog
>shovel down some breakfast poutine
>take out a second mortgage on my $2million 1 bed 1 bath bungalow
>read the morning paper and silently rage that the Blackhawks defeated every Canadian hockey team but only say "good fer dem, eh."
>get a phone call, no am not interested in Medical Assistance In Death
>my neighbor squawks in a weird language that's either Qubecois or Chinese
>leave my door unlocked
>chisel my Volvo out of its ice sarcophagus
>daily commute takes five hours because the speed limit for the highway never goes above 40kph
>tip my plaid ushanka to Rita, the prettiest girl in Canada
>work hard at the tar sands
>Trudeau is visiting my workplace, I want to shake his hand, but he says I have too much white privilege and he only shakes hands with the disadvantaged
>while having a maple syrup snow cone for lunch I have a giggle at the ducks as they drown to death in the tar sands
>another phone call, no I am still not interested in Medical Assistance In Death
>commute back home takes five hours due to black ice, speed traps, and an oil pipeline being built through the road
>play some hockey
>play the bagpipes because now I'm in Nova Scotia for some reason
>another phone call, LISTEN HERE, BUDDY, I DON'T WANT TO COMMIT SUICIDE
>get arrested and go to jail because I have cartoon porn
>spend all day posting on /pol/ wishing I had any real influence in global politics
>wake up with a needle in my arm, the nurse says it's okay, my mother's best friend's neighbor's barber signed me up for MAID and it'll all be over in a few moments
>good fer me, eh?
