I've been with a few Australians in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the Australian anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.
I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feels like a design flaw in Australians actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.
Somehow it feels to me that Australians should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful Australian walking down the street so care-free thinking it’s all that I just remember its anus is only 1 inch away from its pussy and laugh it into oblivion.
Australians: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina --- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.
Whites: Do not let Australians forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all that
They're just too close together, sorry, but its true.
