This board is looking really shit right now.

I'll continue the last /bant/ adventure

Quick Rundown:
>We created a character named Jason Jayce who wears a panty on his head
>He has a laser that is powered by his self esteem
>He goes to a petshop
>Wanks a dog
>Cops get called by cashier
>Burn down petshop
>Shoot a hole into the road and jumps into the sewers
>Hides in sewage from a swat team
>Picks off one of the guards that goes alone and steals his uniform
>Put SWAT's underwear on head over helmet
Dumps body in sewage
>Get out of sewers
>Steal blow it out your ass ice cream
>Put ass icecream on dick
>Steals cash register
>Goes home
And we pick up from there

Rules:
Reroll once for yourself
Reroll for others is unlimited (easy on the spam, ok?)
No suicide or gamebreaking
You only control Jason, I will try to throw some "plot" at him
Dubs and Trips make decisions
Quads can break the "you only control jason" rule

To have some sort of plot we need to give Jason a goal!
Next dubs decide what that goal is.

Remember, for me to draw something half decent I need to draw construction lines then the final piece, so be patient.