uhh earlier this morning I went to the supermarket to buy some stuff and I saw my ex gf there she looks so fucking pretty and worthy of worship
I tried to wave my hand to her just like you know being polite but then she saw me and she turned to the other aisle without any emotions

the rejection + the fact she's much more beautiful now left me with a raging boner even though nobody knows I had one because its so small its not visible through my pants