hi /pol/ i wrote a political parody of alanis morissette's "hand in my pocket" i hope u enjoy it :)

I'm hopeful but pragmatic
I change but stay the same
My darkness is blinding yeah
I'm young but old-fashioned
I slaughter and I heal
I'm bland but have charisma baby

And what it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be fine, fine, fine
Cause I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is dropping a microphone

A genius that's stable
But reckless and naive
Diverse but divisive yeah
I'm phobic but I'm an ally
I'm silent yet I speak
I'm a holy sinner baby

And what it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be quite alright
Cause I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one's submerged in a swamp

And what it all comes down to
Is that I haven't got it figured out just yet
Cause I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is clutching a trophy

I'm woke but problematic
I progress to the past
I'm peaceful and chaotic baby
I'm lucid while i'm zoning
Gassed up off my green
I fight by pulling punches baby

And what it all boils down to
Is that no one's really got it figured out just yet
Well I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one's rubbing my right shoulder

And what it all comes down to, my friends, yeah
Is that everything is just fine, fine, fine
Cause I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is hailing victory