/bant/ - International/Random

[31 / 5 / ?]

Australia Is Deadly To Humans

Anonymous ID:J1aWJ2Pi Mon 07 Aug 2017 21:58:17 No.1718089 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1718121 >>1719106 >>1720739 >>1722205 >>1722582 >>1722997 >>1723025 >>1723034

It's all true, the fauna here are all out to kill us. Flesh-eating bugs fucked up a guy's legs at a Melbourne beach. Also, yet another reason to avoid Melbourne

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:no1vxyUD Mon 07 Aug 2017 22:01:42 No.1718121 Report

Quoted By: >>1718133

>>1718089
Hi neighbour. Feel free to pop over if you need a break from all that deadliness.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:J1aWJ2Pi Mon 07 Aug 2017 22:03:25 No.1718133 Report

Quoted By: >>1718156

>>1718121
Thankyou Anon, it just might save my life

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:no1vxyUD Mon 07 Aug 2017 22:07:24 No.1718156 Report

Quoted By: >>1718177

>>1718133
I'll pop some Coopers in the fridge. Just ask for John when you get off the plane. That's not my name but they'll know who you mean.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:J1aWJ2Pi Mon 07 Aug 2017 22:10:07 No.1718177 Report

Quoted By: >>1718472

>>1718156
Righto. Is the bit about beer, a promise? :)

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO hungry_kot.jpg, 139KiB, 1023x682

Anonymous ID:9zwGuc88 Mon 07 Aug 2017 22:25:55 No.1718317 Report

Quoted By:

>tfw live closer to Bangkok than Auckland

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:no1vxyUD Mon 07 Aug 2017 22:43:47 No.1718472 Report

Quoted By: >>1718782

>>1718177
I wouldn't tease a fellow ANZAC.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:J1aWJ2Pi Mon 07 Aug 2017 23:19:21 No.1718782 Report

Quoted By:

>>1718472
Amen to that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yxPJ5aHm Tue 08 Aug 2017 00:03:17 No.1719106 Report

Quoted By:

>>1718089
insane

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4xF8mGa6 Tue 08 Aug 2017 02:32:15 No.1720739 Report

Quoted By: >>1720744 >>1721066

>>1718089
kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lw2sRIYM Tue 08 Aug 2017 02:32:51 No.1720744 Report

Quoted By:

>>1720739
this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:S2+hI1Hq Tue 08 Aug 2017 03:04:56 No.1721066 Report

Quoted By:

>>1720739
Don't have to m8. The spiders will get us all eventually.

Craig

Craig ID:X9W6tFGl Tue 08 Aug 2017 03:14:13 No.1721139 Report

Quoted By:

And yet your customs agents go to such extreme lengths to protect the Australian ecosystem.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bTw0lNSg Tue 08 Aug 2017 03:19:45 No.1721191 Report

Quoted By:

their accent is kinda cute

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9yPKVuuA Tue 08 Aug 2017 05:14:56 No.1722050 Report

Quoted By:

Fuck off we're full.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+QJRjmJ9 Tue 08 Aug 2017 05:27:23 No.1722123 Report

Quoted By:

I still wouldn't mind visiting Australia. Would be fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3P1+ClUV Tue 08 Aug 2017 05:42:41 No.1722205 Report

Quoted By: >>1722898

>>1718089
>Flesh-eating bugs fucked up a guy's legs at a Melbourne beach.

I call bullshit. Melbourne is so fucking hipster, even the insects are Vegan

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:10hWEV6T Tue 08 Aug 2017 06:56:01 No.1722582 Report

Quoted By: >>1722584

>>1718089
Well for a 1st world land yes. Tropical poor lands like india africa south america have similar wildlife that kills as well in similar numbers.
Cooler places are safer. In fact some of the speices in temperate lands have less potent venom

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO cancu.png, 215KiB, 620x364

Anonymous ID:3h7mjHz7 Tue 08 Aug 2017 06:56:28 No.1722584 Report

Quoted By: >>1722602

>>1722582
>Canadian

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:10hWEV6T Tue 08 Aug 2017 06:58:39 No.1722602 Report

Quoted By:

>>1722584
>amerifat edumacation

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ePUOcwrp Tue 08 Aug 2017 08:11:01 No.1722898 Report

Quoted By:

>>1722205
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:f8zyqEvv Tue 08 Aug 2017 08:42:31 No.1722997 Report

Quoted By:

>>1718089
this year, my father hit 2 kangaroos, 1 wallaby and 3 birds with his car all on accident.
they're not dangerous, just suicidal.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:frw4oWol Tue 08 Aug 2017 08:45:05 No.1723005 Report

Quoted By:

I swear to god every australian is a redditor

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Huffpetrol.jpg, 10KiB, 225x224

Anonymous ID:QoEEnIcE Tue 08 Aug 2017 08:54:30 No.1723025 Report

Quoted By:

>>1718089
But Abos lived there for like....100,000 years

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7dSAry/C Tue 08 Aug 2017 08:57:22 No.1723034 Report

Quoted By:

>>1718089
Don't horses kill more people than any venomous animal in Australia?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7gtE08mW Tue 08 Aug 2017 09:53:56 No.1723277 Report

Quoted By:

Australia being a dangerous country is a meme, literally no one dies from the wildlife here.

Russlinmyjimmies

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO IMG_1038.jpg, 98KiB, 960x540

Russlinmyjimmies ID:hoGFiw+p Tue 08 Aug 2017 10:02:30 No.1723303 Report

Quoted By: >>1723314 >>1723330

I want to go home. I'm sick of France. Australia is the best country in the world

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uWs7IgXr Tue 08 Aug 2017 10:09:44 No.1723314 Report

Quoted By: >>1723321

>>1723303
why've they got him on a breather

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7dSAry/C Tue 08 Aug 2017 10:11:49 No.1723321 Report

Quoted By:

>>1723314
To make sure he gets his durries

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/nM+bhqO Tue 08 Aug 2017 10:15:02 No.1723330 Report

Quoted By:

>>1723303

the boys father went down to the beach later on and collected a bucket full of these little piranha looking fish. put them in a storage container and put some chucks of raw beef in. they ate it all.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:376o3bz7 Tue 08 Aug 2017 10:20:03 No.1723345 Report

Quoted By:

lol australians complaining about their fauna

Capcode	All Only User Posts Only Verified Posts Only Moderator Posts Only Manager Posts Only Admin Posts Only Developer Posts Only Founder Posts
Show Posts	All Only With Images Only Without Images Only Spoiler Images Only Non-Spoiler Images
Deleted Posts	All Only Deleted Posts Only Non-Deleted Posts
Ghost Posts	All Only Ghost Posts Only Non-Ghost Posts
Post Type	All Only Sticky Threads Only Opening Posts Only Reply Posts
Results	All Grouped By Threads
Order	Latest Posts First Oldest Posts First

On these archives

Your latest searches

Australia Is Deadly To Humans