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Educate me on the great emu war.

Anonymous ID:v3sn3TC2 Mon 07 Aug 2017 23:04:20 No.1718644 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous ID:KrBwUK/G Mon 07 Aug 2017 23:52:22 No.1719045 Report

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>emus invaded
>Austrians respond
>waste time and ammo
>decisive bird victory

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Anonymous ID:RfNRlTrT Mon 07 Aug 2017 23:56:43 No.1719062 Report

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>>1718644
We deployed 3 men, 2 Lewis guns, a truck and 10,000 rounds against an estimated 20,000 emus. We ended up using almost all the rounds, and got about 1 emu per 10 rounds fired.
The reason it happened was because the emus were eating crops.

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Anonymous ID:jQz6wN7C Mon 07 Aug 2017 23:58:29 No.1719077 Report

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>>1719062
well, they were also walking and shitting on them.

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Anonymous ID:u9MUwQKN Mon 07 Aug 2017 23:59:28 No.1719080 Report

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>>1719045
>our education

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Anonymous ID:01gUTYwl Tue 08 Aug 2017 00:53:48 No.1719723 Report

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>>1718644
The great emu war was a complete decisive victory for the Emu's in which that they fended off the horrible aggressive Australian nation, killing ~2000 of the cunts while only losing a few of their own brothers in feathers.

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Anonymous ID:kbMqoyeq Tue 08 Aug 2017 00:55:02 No.1719732 Report

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The great Emu War was a war fought between the Australian military and the newly formed Emu Confederacy numbering approximately 20,000 Emus. The war began after Emu HighChieftain Greybeak Longstrider was assassinated in Sydney. This event lead to a break-down in Austraio-Avian relations leading to the uniting of the scattered Emu kingdoms and an all out rebellion against the Australian government. Although numerically inferior the clever Emus used guerilla warfare and surprise attacks and often took the machine guns of dead Australian soldiers and used them against them. Ultimately Australia was forced to surrender after suffering a humiliating military defeat and sign the Treaty of Campion handing over large swaths of land to the Emu Confederation which remains an important geo-political power to this day. Australia is the only country in human history to lose a war to non-human opponents and this is to this day a great source of shame and humiliation which they are mocked and bullied over on 4chan.

i take from ED

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Anonymous ID:5/3ugMMz Tue 08 Aug 2017 00:55:39 No.1719740 Report

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>>1718644
kill yourself

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Anonymous ID:vPqag5Pe Tue 08 Aug 2017 01:55:07 No.1720361 Report

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Veni, Vidi, Perdidi

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Anonymous ID:1Seq0NBz Tue 08 Aug 2017 02:19:21 No.1720620 Report

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