>>17213613SCENE: Daria is in """her""" house and is making threads on 4chan. """She""" is wearing her programmer and eating hrt like candy
Daria: uwu post me dat tiny white chic dick
4chan: Sorry, you have already created 3 threads today
Daria: boo hoo I wish these heckin trolls would stop bumping my threads. Come on out, trolls and face me!
A puff of smoke surrounds Darias room and Bevis and Butthead magically appear.
BEVIS AND BUTTHEAD IN UNISON: You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
