Vsem sosat'! Babok dokhuya
Slysh', tut nedavno s parikom vykrikivayu ya
Ya yebal v rot, na, takoye palevo
Povolsya na khuynyu, gde babla navalom, blya
Zashol s chizhikami mestnogo razliva
V avtomat zamazat'sya, khapnut' pozitiva
Stavlyu ya sotygu, s khodu bams — dvushechka
Tut menya i osenilo: nishtyak shkatulochka
Apparatik vykupil, ruchki potirayu
Zakurivayu sizhku ya i umnozhayu
I delo kak poporlo, menya nakrylo v pot
Khuyak! Khuyak! Yebat'! Dzhekpot!

Dzhekpot, dzhekpot! Khuy tebe v rot!
Potseluy moyu zalupu, zalupu-lupu!
Dzhekpot, dzhekpot! Khuy tebe v rot!
Potseluy moyu zalupu, zalupu-lupu!

Vsem sosat'! Babok dokhuya
Kogda-to bylo mnogo, segodnya nikhuya
Shikovali v shok nedelyu na babosik Dzheka
Srabotala cherta vo mne — zhadnost' cheloveka
Kapusty polnyye karmany, poydu sygrayu
Ushatat' sebya gotov, kogda ya eto vspominayu
Bylo lyuto stromno za svoyo yeblo
I vot, pizdets, velo, yebat', ya v"yebal bablo

Dzhekpot, dzhekpot! Khuy tebe v rot!
Potseluy moyu zalupu, zalupu-lupu!
Dzhekpot, dzhekpot! Khuy tebe v rot!
Potseluy moyu zalupu, zalupu-lupu!

Vsem sosat'! Babok nikhuya
Zamazal v apparaty Syava ochen' dokhuya
Dolboyob, yoba, nu nakhuy eto nado?
Kto eto pridumal, suka, nayebnut' vas nado
S kogo sprosit' lave svoyo ya teper' ne znayu
S apikami ryadom stoyu i obtekayu
Podnimayu kassu i slivayu tupo
Dzhekpot, suka, zalupa! Zalupa-lupa!

Dzhekpot, dzhekpot! Khuy tebe v rot!
Potseluy moyu zalupu, zalupu-lupu!
Dzhekpot, dzhekpot! Khuy tebe v rot!
Potseluy moyu zalupu, zalupu-lupu!