THE GOD DAMN JEWS ARE FUCKING INFILTRATING OUR COMFINESS AND ARE TRYING TO RUIN OUR LIVES WITH THEIR PROPOGANDA THAT THEY STITCH INTO OUR CLOTHING

I fucking just got a new pair of pajama pants and I couldnt even fucking sleep in them because there was a GOD DAMNED tag in them that was itching my back like FUCK and then ANOTHER one of those mother fuckers on the side. So I do what any person would do and fucking took some scissors and cut those bad boys out. Right?

WRONG.

I FUCKING JUST CUT TWO HOLES IN MY BRAND NEW MOST FUCKING COMFIEST PAJAMA PANTS

THE FUCKING JEWS ARE OUT TO GET US BY STEALING OUR COMFY